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Adult - Adults Only!: Dream Situation
Adult Jokes Three guys are traveling and they need to get a room for the night. They put all of their money together but they still only had enough money to get one room, so that meant they all had to sleep in one bed.

They slept that night and when they woke up the guy on the far left said, "I had the weirdest dream, I dreamed that I was beating off."

The guy on the far right said, "I had the same dream."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, June 24 @ 04:04:59 CDT (1999 reads)
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Alex who?
Knock Knock Knock Knock Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 17 @ 01:07:29 CDT (15553 reads)
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The Normal Way
People Jokes A gynecologist decided to quit, and become a car mechanic. He took a mechanics' course, and did the mechanics' union exam, and received the grade 105. The authorities were very mad at the tester for such an unusual grade, and inquired about it. The tester explained:

"He's a really good mechanic. I asked him to fill oil, and he did. I asked him to put in new filters, and he did. I asked him to clean the spark-plugs, and he did."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, November 06 @ 00:36:25 CST (1353 reads)
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How heavy is your Daily Planner?
All Other Jokes A Russian man saves his rubles for twenty years to buy a new car. After choosing the model and options he wants, he's not the least bit surprised or even concerned to learn that it will take two years for the new car to be delivered. He thanks the salesman and starts to leave, but as he reaches the door he pauses and turns back to the salesman "Do you know which week two years from now the new car will arrive?" he asks.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 30 @ 01:05:19 CDT (2230 reads)
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New Software Bundle
Computers/Support T-shirt seen recently:

"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with Microsoft software."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 30 @ 01:16:09 CDT (3595 reads)
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Where is that Dictionary
Play On Words Eye have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write.
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
and eye can put the error rite.
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 20 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2818 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Canoe View
Adult Jokes Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along
the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an old bridge spanning the stream.

Deciding the bridge safe, the two women proceed to cross. Halfway across, one woman stops and says to the other, "I`ve
always wanted to be like the guys, and urinate off a bridge."

The other woman looks around and says, "Well, I don`t see anyone around, now`s your chance!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 18 @ 01:17:37 CDT (2592 reads)
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Strange but True: Think that you are having a bad day ...think of this guy!
Strange but True Tom is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers out of Louisiana and performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.This is an e-mail he sent to his sister. She sent it off to laughline and won a contest (he wasn't thrilled with her for that one) Anyways...anytime you think you have a bad day at the office remember this poor chap.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 30 @ 01:11:16 CDT (8035 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The Name Game
Adult Jokes Remember "The Name Game" to come up with your Porn Star name? Take the name of your pet as your first name and the name of the street you grew up on as your last name. That's your Porn Star name.

From "The Name Game" by Stephany Aulenback and Sean Carman

Take aim at your neighbor with a large club, then hit him over the head and take his wallet. Hide his body in the shrubbery outside his house. The name on his credit cards? That's your Fugitive from Justice name.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 07 @ 01:05:00 CDT (3067 reads)
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Interesting end to a Bad Begining
All Other Jokes A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.

Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she hacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, October 15 @ 02:29:45 CDT (1623 reads)
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