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The Cure
Medical Jokes After a few years of married life , this guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him, "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confess, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."

Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says, "I can cure this," and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 24 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2073 reads)
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Learning to read minds
People Jokes One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader! - Apply within."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 14 @ 02:27:25 CDT (1677 reads)
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At the pre-birth class for couples...
People Jokes At the pre-birth class for couples who'd already had at least one child the instructor raised the question of how to break the news to an older child.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 08 @ 03:49:54 CDT (1376 reads)
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Things Women Should Never Say To A Naked Man
Top 10 ??? (Unless he deserves it...)

~ Oh, it's so cute.
~ I'm so sorry.
~ I've smoked joints fatter than that.
~ Who circumcised you?
~ Why don't we just cuddle?
~ You know they have surgery to fix that.
~ You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 02 @ 05:22:18 CST (21568 reads)
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A Little Older, A Little Wiser
People Jokes Unregistered Guest writes "The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back.""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, December 29 @ 00:26:11 CST (1731 reads)
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Tough students, Tougher Teacher
Teacher/Student A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 20 @ 01:23:44 CDT (1551 reads)
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
People Jokes Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 22 @ 02:00:09 CDT (1813 reads)
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Mr. or Mrs. Computer
Computers/Support Is your computer male or female? As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes", or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!"). Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 07 @ 14:40:00 CDT (29938 reads)
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Nun of Language Please
Sports Jokes This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he would spend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house, he was told that the only way he could play today was if he was willing to play along with three nuns.

He agreed and set off with the nuns in tow. At the first hole he said, after you, and the nuns insisted that he go first.

He took a giant swing and sliced it into a nearby bunker.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 09 @ 00:05:00 CST (9562 reads)
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Biology Weigh in
Teacher/Student During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?"

A student replied, "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."

The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded, "Then why is it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than girls?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 05 @ 01:05:00 CDT (4358 reads)
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