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Dentures to the Rescue
Religion Jokes Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago.

The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half.

I asked him about this. He then told me "well, John, that first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 08 @ 04:00:11 CDT (1906 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Skin Shortage
Adult Jokes John and Mary had been high school sweethearts, but they had never had sex.

"We'll have to wait until we are married," she told him.

So he waits... They are engaged three years, and finally the big day rolls around. On their wedding night, Mary comes out of the bathroom, and says, "I have some bad news. I have my period, and I don't want our first time to be all bloody!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 03 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2442 reads)
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Construction Maskot
Teacher/Student A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start uilding a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally ook an interest in all the activity going on next oor and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew gems in the rough all of them - more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 12 @ 03:05:35 CDT (1814 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Misunderstanding
Adult Jokes A small white guy goes into an elevator and notices this huge black guy standing next to him. the big guy looks down upon the small white guy and says "7" foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball. Ben Dover.
The small white guy faints.
The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the man, "What's wrong?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, February 16 @ 23:05:00 CST (29233 reads)
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Cleaning Out City Hall
News/Politics A city politician is badly hurt after falling down the stairs at city hall. He is taken to the hospital where he remains in a coma for several days.

Finally he recovers, and his doctor tells him, "My friend, I have bad news and I have good news. First of all, you will never be able to work again."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (14336 reads)
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How to Truly Impress A Client
Computers/Support I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 23 @ 02:57:04 CDT (2970 reads)
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Smart Mouse
Animal Jokes A mouse returned from the laboratory to his cage and told a fellow mouse, "I've finally got Dr. Skinner trained."

"You have?" asked the other.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 10 @ 00:16:44 CDT (1488 reads)
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The 11th Commandment
Heaven and Hell During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of President Clinton and Rep. Gary Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.

They worked long and hard in a brainstorming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 06 @ 00:37:00 CDT (3044 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Quick as a Moth
Adult Jokes The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as they gyrated to their own tattoo.

The woman cocked her ear, "Quick! My husband's coming through the front door! Hide in the bathroom!" she cried.

The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 21 @ 02:24:47 CDT (2420 reads)
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Left handed Deadly Sin
People Jokes One day a wife asked one of the "no-win" questions to her husband: "What would you do if I died?"

Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, October 29 @ 02:11:16 CST (1673 reads)
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