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After visiting a friend in the hospital, I recently decided to stop by a fast-food drive-through for lunch. I ordered the #1 combo (hamburger, fries, and a coke) for $4.29... no biggie size.
When confirming my order, the clerk said, "Your total is $4.83, please drive forward."
"$4.83?" I thought, "for a $4.29 meal?That's 54 cents tax! That can't be right."
My mind quickly began to calculate... tax is 8 cents on the dollar in my city, and with $4.29 that would be 35 cents max. I have heard about workers overcharging drive through customers and skimming the money for themselves, so I was beginning to get suspicious.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 19 @ 23:05:00 CST (811 reads)
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Calcium help grow strong bones
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Researchers released a list of foods and activities to help combat osteoporosis, the dread disorder that leaches calcium from the bones as people age.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 15 @ 17:52:10 CDT (1325 reads)
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Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding, and one says, "It's ridiculous! Sure, he's rich, but he's also 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of wedding is that?"
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 01 @ 03:35:30 CDT (1469 reads)
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 14 @ 23:25:28 CST (1029 reads)
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On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light.
Once he was in bed, he unzipped his pants and handed his member to his bride.
"That's thoughtful, darling," she cooed, "but we'll need the light if you want to write thank-you notes ."
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Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion?
The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass.
Twice it got him into Radio City Music Hall, and once into Yankee Stadium.
It came in handy as a letter from his employer to the cashier to increase his salary.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, January 03 @ 23:05:00 CST (8226 reads)
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One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he found a frog.
The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 23 @ 01:12:31 CDT (816 reads)
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The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon".
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really ?" the photographer asked.
"Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."
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A little girl asked her mother:
"Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied: "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, May 07 @ 00:13:40 CDT (1131 reads)
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A group of friends who prided themselves on their intelligence set out to have a contest of wits. Each person in turn asked a question and anyone who volunteered an answer that was wrong dropped out. If no one could answer, the questioner himself had to answer, and if he was wrong, he dropped out.
Each dropout had to put $5 into the pot.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, February 01 @ 01:22:37 CST (957 reads)
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