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Happy New Year to All and to All a Good Diet!
Holiday Jokes Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house. Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.

The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I would taste. At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store it was less a walk than a lumber.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 31 @ 23:05:00 CST (17244 reads)
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Locked for a Reason
Lawyer Jokes A defense attorney is cross-examining a police officer during trial...

ATTORNEY: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?

OFFICER: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several
blocks away.

ATTORNEY: Officer, who provided this description?

OFFICER: The officer who responded to the scene.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, January 11 @ 23:05:00 CST (33255 reads)
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Smooth Operator
People Jokes A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."

The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."

"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 18 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1573 reads)
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Not a moment to soon
All Other Jokes Mr. Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy housecleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're shorthanded, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, October 08 @ 06:59:32 CDT (1448 reads)
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New Software Bundle
Computers/Support T-shirt seen recently:

"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with Microsoft software."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 30 @ 00:16:09 CDT (3591 reads)
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Strange but True: Little Johnny Attends a Horse Auction
Adult Jokes Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his
hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?"

"Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 08 @ 00:05:00 CDT (4694 reads)
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Too old for new tricks...
People Jokes What is the best way to get a man to do something?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 12 @ 00:06:52 CDT (1619 reads)
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Yo Mama So Fat....
Yo Mama... Unregistered Guest writes "Yo mama so fat...

she plays 9-ball with the planets!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, February 20 @ 23:05:00 CST (17004 reads)
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You Just Never Know
Religion Jokes John went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family, including his mother-in-law. During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, John's mother-in-law died.

With death certificate in hand, John went to the American Consulate to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial.

The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law, told John that sending a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000 he told John, and in most cases the persons responsible for the remains of their loved ones decide to bury the body in Israel, which would only cost $150.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 16 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2766 reads)
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Strange but True: The Longer... err the Shorter Version
Adult Jokes Him: "I woke up with a hard-on this morning, and it had your name written all over it."

Her: "I'm sure my name is far too long to fit the whole thing on your dick."

Him: "Oh, yeah? What's your name?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 10 @ 00:05:00 CDT (3535 reads)
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