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Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.
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Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 11 @ 00:54:03 CDT (1160 reads)
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Remember "The Name Game" to come up with your Porn Star name? Take the name of your pet as your first name and the name of the street you grew up on as your last name. That's your Porn Star name.
From "The Name Game" by Stephany Aulenback and Sean Carman
Take aim at your neighbor with a large club, then hit him over the head and take his wallet. Hide his body in the shrubbery outside his house. The name on his credit cards? That's your Fugitive from Justice name.
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A young couple are on their way to Las Vegas to get married.
Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they had not been
intimate was because she was very flat-chested. If he wished to cancel the wedding, it would be okay with her.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, May 28 @ 00:13:41 CDT (1760 reads)
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Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other.
At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!" Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?"
Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife."
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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: A brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 20 @ 00:41:17 CDT (1199 reads)
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 02 @ 02:09:18 CDT (3346 reads)
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in its ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 07 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2251 reads)
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The blonde and the three doors...
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An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"
"You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?"
She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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hrisi writes "A black guy walking down a beach finds an old oil lamp, he rubs it and out pops a genie who says, "OK, you got only two wishes!"
The black guy thinks and says, "I wanna be a white man!"
POOF!! He turns in a white guy!!
Then the guys says, "I don't ever wanna work again!""
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