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Boy Toy
People Jokes After endless searching, careful consideration, and almost never ceasing debate, The Perfect Man has been found:

- He's tan.
- He's cute.
- He knows the importance of accessorizing.
- And if he looks at another girl you can rearrange his face.

His name?

Mr. Potato Head
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 22 @ 23:05:00 CST (1708 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Ways of a Woman
If you don't open my door.

But I don't have to.

But you're still gonna pay.

And a damn good weapon.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, March 04 @ 22:42:04 CST (4129 reads)
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That Draining Feeling
People Jokes An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs.

Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.

"Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 23 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1587 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Landing Gear Down
Adult Jokes The leggy, long haired blonde columnist lawyer named Ann was wearing a mini-skirt and a low-cut blouse. Around her neck she wore a little golden airplane on a long chair.

All night long the joke moderator, a dweebish looking guy named Ray, kept eyeing her. They made eye contact and he came over to her.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, March 16 @ 22:16:52 CST (2740 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Bungee Jumping
Adult Jokes What do bungee jumping and sex with a prostitute have in common?

They both cost about $100.

They both last about 30 seconds.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 21 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2103 reads)
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Dear Abby
News/Politics Dear Abby,

My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he’s a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker, but many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he just denies it all. Then he admits he was wrong, and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he’s a cheat. What should I do?

Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 05 @ 00:32:59 CDT (4042 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The Finishing Line
Adult Jokes An 80 year old man went to Hollywood to pick up a prostitute and get some action. He noticed one hooker in particular and started flirting with her. The prostitute started becoming annoyed and said, "Get lost old man! You're ruining business!"

"Sure would like to get some action tonight," said the old geezer.

"You've got to be kidding! You're too old! You're all finished."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 26 @ 05:15:33 CDT (2338 reads)
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Running on Faith
Religion Jokes A couple of nuns who were nursing sisters had gone out to the country to minister to an outpatient. On the way back they were a few miles from home when they ran out of gas. They were standing beside their car on the shoulder when a truck approached.

Seeing ladies of the cloth in distress, the driver stopped to offer his help. The nuns explained they needed some gas. The driver of the truck said he would gladly drain some from his tank, but he didnt have a bucket or can.

One of the nuns dug out a clean bedpan and asked the driver if he could use it. He said yes, and proceeded to drain a couple of quarts of gas into the pan. He waved goodbye to the nuns and left.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, September 27 @ 00:05:00 CDT (6372 reads)
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Bless the Kids
Religion Jokes A little boy: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the dedication of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally the Jason replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

A mother had been teaching her three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after her mom the lines from the prayer. Finally she decided to go solo. Mommy listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, January 23 @ 23:05:00 CST (58201 reads)
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Blonde: You've Got Mail
Blonde Jokes A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, January 31 @ 23:05:00 CST (17475 reads)
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