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Adult - Adults Only!: Age Test
Adult Jokes A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result.

On his way home hes stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you donít mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35", was the reply. "Iím actually 47", the man says happily.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, November 20 @ 03:49:13 CST (7839 reads)
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Doctor Visit
Medical Jokes A woman went to doctors' office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 09 @ 01:05:00 CDT (4523 reads)
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Mr. Potato Head
Insults Galore Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man??
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 06 @ 01:11:10 CDT (27131 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
Adult Jokes Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.

The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 04 @ 00:05:00 CST (2501 reads)
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What Beautiful Animals! What Majestic Food!
Heaven and Hell Have you heard about the atheist who was taking a walk through a forest, admiring all that the accident of evolution had created?

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he continued to walk alongside the river he began to hear a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to look he momentarily froze out of sheer terror: a 7-foot grizzly was charging toward him!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 14 @ 01:05:00 CDT (11088 reads)
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Dead Stiff
Gross Jokes Three nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.

The first nurse sees it, and says, "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it.

The second nurse says, "aye, so am I, shame to let it go to waste", and she does the same.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 09 @ 00:05:00 CST (17587 reads)
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No need for Anesthetic
People Jokes A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, May 01 @ 03:14:55 CDT (1355 reads)
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The Traffic Ticket
Insults Galore A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 19 @ 01:59:06 CDT (3520 reads)
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Amish Laughter
Ethnic Jokes Nance writes "Q: What Goes Clip-Clop BANG BANG! Clip-Clop BANG BANG! Clip-Clop BANG-BANG???

Answer: An AMISH Drive-by Shooting!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 16 @ 00:05:00 CST (80538 reads)
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Sniper school
Teacher/Student The sniper school of the United States Marine Corps is one of the hardest military schools in the world. As the legend goes, before you qualify as a sniper, after you have completed all the physical requirements including shooting, you have to answer some questions.

The last and the hardest question is the following:

"You are positioned on a tree. It is on the edge of a clearing. The clearing is your kill zone. You must kill the first thing, whatever it will be, that enters that zone, and you must kill it with your first shot. Until you have completed this mission, you have to sit on that tree, you must not move, eat, drink, pee, or do anything else, lest you scare your prey away."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 26 @ 03:33:06 CDT (2340 reads)
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