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Ice Cream Treatment
People Jokes "Mommy, my turtle's dead," a little boy sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.

His mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet."

"Ice cream?" the little boy said, wiping his tears and smiling. "Oh boy!"

His mother said: "I don't want you..."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, December 04 @ 23:05:00 CST (2325 reads)
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Bad weekend for Johhny
Teacher/Student Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends were.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 07 @ 22:50:40 CDT (1933 reads)
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Common Computer Viruses
Teacher/Student ATTENTION!

The following is a list of new computer viruses that are lurking. BE ALERT!!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 11 @ 00:50:19 CDT (1887 reads)
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And in the White Trunks...
People Jokes It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the
long line that had formed in front of the store by 8:30 am, the store's opening time.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud complaints.

On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, & knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 19 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1703 reads)
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Men need to be alert and cautious
Joke Crazy News Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have sex with them.

The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, May 15 @ 00:05:00 CDT (13249 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The Voices Within
Adult Jokes A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's activities. He lies down on the couch and ponders his actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and that of his mischievous side.

While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his head says, "don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with their patients."

The man tosses and turns in reflection of his actions. Again the voice says, "don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with their patients."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, November 24 @ 01:29:19 CST (2293 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Sick One-Liners
Adult Jokes Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blow job: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 05 @ 23:05:00 CST (333386 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Low On Petrol
Adult Jokes A guy got his date out on a country road and pretended to run out of gas hoping to make out.

She wasn't going for it and said she had a $100 bill in her purse and she'd buy gas, but he'd have to walk to town to get it.

He said he had to pee first. While he was doing his business, the girl decided to light a match near the gas neck to see if there was any gas in there.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 24 @ 00:05:00 CDT (5546 reads)
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Yo mama is so fat...
Yo Mama... Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta make two trips.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 03:23:38 CDT (1813 reads)
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Three Dogs at the Vet
Animal Jokes Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian's. One of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing. The second dog turned to him and asked "What are you in here for, buddy?" The dog looked depressed, "I'm in big trouble", he said, "My owner has a really nice sports car with leather seats. I just love to go for rides in it. Well, the other day, he took me for a ride and I was so excited, I peed on the nice leather seat. Now he's having me put to sleep."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, May 03 @ 00:00:17 CDT (2284 reads)
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