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Colonel Call in
All Other Jokes Having just moved into his new office (and feeling quite proud about it), the new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.

Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, and said into the phone,

"Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 18 @ 00:05:00 CDT (10299 reads)
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Sauerkraut Post Card
People Jokes A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant.

Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of money and asked her to go out of the country, to Germany, to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.

"But, how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 19 @ 23:05:00 CST (2241 reads)
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Strange but True: Notorious lack of tolerance
Strange but True The air traffic dispatchers in Frankfurt (Germany) are notorious for their lack of tolerance and patience. They act as if the pilot should know everything and should not request their assistance, no matter what. Hence, the following dialogue took place between the Frankfurt International Airport air traffic dispatcher and a pilot of British Airways:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 04 @ 00:15:42 CDT (10531 reads)
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Wisdom does not help blondes
Blonde Jokes An 83-year old blonde decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (1806 reads)
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No Excuse Sunday
Religion Jokes To make it possible for everyone to attend church on Sunday, we are proposing to have a special 'No Excuse Sunday.'
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 01 @ 20:25:09 CDT (1451 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Quick as a Moth
Adult Jokes The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as they gyrated to their own tattoo.

The woman cocked her ear, "Quick! My husband's coming through the front door! Hide in the bathroom!" she cried.

The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 21 @ 02:24:47 CDT (2332 reads)
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Yes and No Check
People Jokes Taking a seat in the classroom, Maxine (a freshman in college), braced herself for her last final examination of the year, which consisted only of Yes and No answers.

It was one class that Maxine had not adequately studied for, and now that she was staring at the questionnaire sheet she was beginning to feel quite overwhelmed with defeat. Then, in an instant moment of inspiration, she took a quarter out of her purse and began marking the answer sheet "Yes" for coin tosses resulting in heads and "No" for tails.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 26 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1910 reads)
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Game Warden Duck Testing
Animal Jokes A guy was hunting ducks near where the borders of Tennesee, Alabama and Georgia meet. He had been having a good day and was near his limit when a game warden approached him.

The warden picked up a duck, looked it over, then stuck his finger up the duck's butt. He smelled his finger and said, "That's a Tennesee duck. Do you have a Tennesee hunting license?"

The guy said, "Sure do.", and produced the license.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 08 @ 00:05:00 CDT (3547 reads)
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Genuine skull of Saint Patrick
People Jokes An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, May 24 @ 06:59:52 CDT (1588 reads)
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Strange but True: Think that you are having a bad day ...think of this guy!
Strange but True Tom is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers out of Louisiana and performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.This is an e-mail he sent to his sister. She sent it off to laughline and won a contest (he wasn't thrilled with her for that one) Anyways...anytime you think you have a bad day at the office remember this poor chap.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 30 @ 00:11:16 CDT (7736 reads)
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