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Clinton on foreign affairs
News/Politics When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 17 @ 00:07:29 CDT (1582 reads)
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Unimpressed
Animal Jokes During a training cruise, a destroyer was weaving its way through a myriad of islands and small fishing boats. Although it was a clear day, the radar was in operation to train the reservists. A report came from the radar room to the bridge, "Target bearing 230 degrees, believe it to be a log."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 14 @ 00:20:32 CDT (2008 reads)
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Empty Head
Teacher/Student A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

After thinking hard, a little fellow answered, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, February 03 @ 09:26:11 CST (17017 reads)
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Osama bin Laden - The Series
Ethnic Jokes Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

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Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, September 11 @ 00:05:00 CDT (13821 reads)
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Sack Me If You've Heard This One
Blonde Jokes Three women escape from prison. One is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 16 @ 14:19:00 CST (3302 reads)
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Only in America
All Other Jokes 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 01 @ 03:02:01 CDT (4173 reads)
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Computers vs Cars
Computers/Support For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with
technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that gets 1,000 miles to the gallon".

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 20 @ 00:05:00 CDT (8823 reads)
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What I Didn't Do Today
People Jokes One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around.

As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 31 @ 00:18:22 CDT (1922 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Bigger Not Always Better
Adult Jokes This couple was getting ready to go to bed and when the husband came in from the bathroom his wife was rubbing this cream all over her breasts. He said "what the hell are you doing".

She said she was unhappy about the size of her breasts and this cream was supposed to make them larger. "But it really doesn't seem to be working" she said.

The husband said "wait a minute I have an idea". So he went into the bathroom and came back with a roll of toilet paper and started rubbing it all over her breasts.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 07 @ 00:10:53 CDT (3585 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: You Get What You Ask For
Adult Jokes Tiggs writes "A US Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.

The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner:

"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's, coming of age party. I would like you to send four well mannered, handsome, unmarried officers. They should arrive at 8:00 p.m. prepared for an evening of polite southern conversation and dance with lovely young ladies. One last point: No, Mexican's. We don't like Mexican's.""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, December 21 @ 23:05:00 CST (1975 reads)
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