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Proof of Human Stupidity
Insults Galore In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 15 @ 01:00:49 CDT (18113 reads)
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Redneck Rampage
Redneck Jokes A young ventriloquist is touring the South and stops to entertain at a bar in Texas.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 20 @ 00:41:17 CDT (13911 reads)
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The Joy of Windows
Computers/Support Bill Gates approached a customer and said, "Excuse me. If I made a version of Windows which only crashed once a year, would you buy it?"

The customer's eyes glistened: "Oh, would I!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, September 13 @ 02:26:43 CDT (5833 reads)
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Chicken Farmer
People Jokes Tiggs writes "A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day he called the sheriff's office and said, You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens." "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, January 25 @ 23:05:00 CST (1853 reads)
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Be Diligent At Your Job
People Jokes A wife and her husband arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car and were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.

The wife went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.

As the husband watched from the passenger's side his wife instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," she announced to the technician, "It's open!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 19 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1552 reads)
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Tech support
Computers/Support Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 02 @ 02:09:18 CDT (4373 reads)
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The Key to Heaven
Heaven and Hell A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh. Father Goodwim came to me and told me that I had the gates to Heaven here between my legs.

Then he said that he had the key to Heaven, and he put it in the gates."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, May 05 @ 00:26:52 CDT (2938 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Martini Method
Adult Jokes Two guys are riding to work on the bus. They both see two dogs goin' at it on a lawn. One guy, who's married, looks at the other and says, "Jeez, I'd give anything to do it to my wife like that." The other, a single guy, says, "Heck, that's easy. Just feed her three martinis."

The same two guys are riding the bus to work the next morning. The single one asks the other, "Well, did you get to do it to your wife doggie style?" The married guy replies, "Yes, but it took SIX martinis."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, July 04 @ 01:11:43 CDT (2197 reads)
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Sauerkraut Post Card
People Jokes A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant.

Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of money and asked her to go out of the country, to Germany, to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.

"But, how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 19 @ 23:05:00 CST (2274 reads)
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Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family.
Crazy and Wierd Here are some of the lesser known ones...

The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ... U. Gogh

The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white ... Hue Gogh

The great-great-grandniece who wore a mini skirt and like to dance ...Go Gogh

The real obnoxious brother ... Please Gogh
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, December 19 @ 16:29:15 CST (16405 reads)
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