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Biology Weigh in
Teacher/Student During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?"

A student replied, "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."

The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded, "Then why is it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than girls?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 05 @ 01:05:00 CDT (4127 reads)
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Ten or Free
People Jokes A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 18 @ 01:05:00 CDT (1737 reads)
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Calls to Telephone Company Operators
People Jokes Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.
Operator: I'm sorry, there's no such listing. Are you sure you have the spelling correct?
Caller : Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the B fell off.

Caller: I'd like the number of the Scottish knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: I can't find a town called 'Woven'? Are you sure?
Caller: Yes. That's what it says on the label-"Woven in Scotland."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 06 @ 00:05:00 CST (1889 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Past Tense
Adult Jokes A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.

The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here thirty years ago."

The old geezer stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and they made love like never before.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 07 @ 01:06:11 CDT (2740 reads)
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Disk Failure
Computers/Support When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures.

I said in the memo that the disks were failing due to head crashes. "If the customers would just clean their heads periodically, we wouldn't have these problems," I said in the memo.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, March 27 @ 00:05:00 CST (122620 reads)
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Burial or Cremation
People Jokes A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death. It also inquires whether she should be buried or burnt.

He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 24 @ 00:05:00 CST (143202 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Facts of Life and Choices
Adult Jokes A father and son are in the woods on their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.

"What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring intently at the scene before them.

"They, um, they're making a puppy" said the boy's father, as he grabbed his coat and moved him along quickly. A few nights later, the little boy woke up and got up from his bed to go to the bathroom.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, November 03 @ 05:50:42 CST (17847 reads)
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Crack verses Smack
Heaven and Hell Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, December 13 @ 01:44:46 CST (1604 reads)
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Strange but True: Actual news clipping
Strange but True A teenager who tried to copy a scene from the hit file 'American Pie' by shagging an apple pie was rushed to the hospital with serious burns to his penis.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 28 @ 01:13:06 CDT (5289 reads)
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Waiting for parts...
People Jokes A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights".
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 15 @ 19:07:07 CDT (1521 reads)
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