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Blonde Intelligence
Blonde Jokes zellth writes "What do you get when you mix the intelligence of 12 blondes?

4 brunettes and 6 red heads"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 13 @ 23:05:00 CST (4424 reads)
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Toilet Training
Teacher/Student One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he found a frog.

The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 23 @ 01:12:31 CDT (1527 reads)
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Just Checking
Adult Jokes A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.

A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 10 @ 02:52:23 CST (2306 reads)
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Blast to the past
People Jokes Mary," asked Dawn thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman?"

"Another woman with MY husband?" Mary thought it over.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 27 @ 01:38:11 CDT (1440 reads)
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Costs are High
Heaven and Hell God creates Adam, and soon Adam is complaining that he's all alone in the Garden of Eden.

So God says, "Okay, I'll make you a companion, a beautiful creature who'll cook and clean for you. It will be able to converse intelligently on any subject, and never ever complain or argue."

Adam says, "That sounds great."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 13 @ 01:24:07 CDT (2921 reads)
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Tour Of Duty
All Other Jokes An old Sailor and an old Marine were sitting at the VFW arguing about who'd had the tougher career.

"I did 30 years in the Corps," the Marine declared proudly, "and fought in three of my country's wars. Fresh out of boot camp I hit the beach at Okinawa, clawed my way up the blood-soaked sand, and eventually took out an entire enemy machine gun nest with a single grenade.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 28 @ 00:05:00 CDT (11480 reads)
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Coffee Shop Talk
Insults Galore An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Australian politely ignored the American who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The American snapped the gum in his mouth and said, "Do you Australian folk eat the whole bread?"

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "yeah, of course".
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 06 @ 10:34:51 CST (15959 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Going Bra-less
Adult Jokes A middle-aged guy says to his wife, "You should go bra-less."

She says, "Do you think my breasts are still perky enough?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 12 @ 02:42:48 CDT (4452 reads)
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Tough Enough
People Jokes A really big guy, looking for mischief, walked up to me once and said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."

I said, "You'll be sorry."

"Oh yeah? Why?" he said, bracing himself for my return threat.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 24 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2090 reads)
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Just a Little
Play On Words A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"

The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. "One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream. So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes." So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss.

POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, September 05 @ 00:05:00 CDT (11245 reads)
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