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Small Famrer In The Big Farm
Redneck Jokes A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked to receive a tour around the South Dakota farm.

After seeing the 1,000 acre spread the Texan bragged that down home he could get into his truck, drive all day, and by evening he still would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch.

The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a truck like that once too."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 30 @ 23:05:00 CST (12446 reads)
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Little Johnny's Handy Lesson
Teacher/Student Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself...television, ice cream, homework, video games...but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 13 @ 00:17:51 CDT (1721 reads)
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Dumber Than a Box of Pencils
Religion Jokes Judi's telling Monika all about the really shitty day she's had at work.

"Today, my boss suffered a heart attack . . . and *died*!"

"Oh my God," said Monika, "what did you do?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 09 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2633 reads)
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The Traffic Ticket
Insults Galore A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 19 @ 00:59:06 CDT (3415 reads)
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Sinister Minister
Heaven and Hell The sweet young thing was telling the Evangelist that she had been sleeping in another bedroom since she had caught her husband sleeping with the neighbor.

"It's your duty to forgive him, my child," intoned the minister as he patted her hand. She fell into his arms gently sobbing.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, February 22 @ 23:59:33 CST (1657 reads)
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Doctor Deception
Medical Jokes A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?"
she asks.

"One-seventy."

The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out that his weight is 183.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 17 @ 21:42:27 CST (3399 reads)
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Eggplant
Teacher/Student A school teacher asks her class "What vegetable makes your eyes water?"

Little Johnny replies, "An eggplant."

"No, Johnny," says the teacher, "I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren't you?"

"No, ma'am," Says Johnny, "Have you never been hit in the balls with an eggplant?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, March 21 @ 23:05:00 CST (78312 reads)
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Overheard In The Mall
All Other Jokes "I want to divorce my husband because he has a lousy memory!"

"Why would you want to divorce him for that?"

"Every time he gets around a young woman, he keeps forgetting that he's married!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 24 @ 23:05:46 CST (1711 reads)
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Guess The Fruit
Teacher/Student One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. She told the class, "I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about."

"Okay, first: it's round, plump and red."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 31 @ 23:22:28 CST (1521 reads)
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Marriage expenses
People Jokes Marriage is the most expensive way I know of for each partner to discover all of the other's faults.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 12 @ 00:06:52 CDT (1466 reads)
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