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Broken Bargains
People Jokes A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale. Spotting her friend, she sparked a conversation.

"My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at your yard sale."

"I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found," her friend replied with a smile.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 28 @ 23:05:00 CST (1439 reads)
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The Sales Pitch
People Jokes A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 22 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1988 reads)
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Now who's acting?
News/Politics What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton?

Ronald Reagan was an actor before he was President.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (1572 reads)
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Cowhand Hangover
Bar/Drunk Jokes The cowhand got paid on Friday and immediately rode into town and proceeded to get thoroughly shitfaced.

A couple of pals decided to play a trick on him. They snuck out, turned his horse around, and went back to join the hapless for a few more rounds.

The next morning, when the alarm clock and a glass of cold water in the face failed to have the slightest effect, the cowhand's wife started shaking him by the shoulders and screaming, "Tex, get up! You have to hit the goddamn trail, you've got work to do."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 28 @ 23:36:03 CST (4426 reads)
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One Good Thing
Teacher/Student A teacher was meeting with the father of one of her students...

Teacher: "Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son."

Father: "What's that?"

Teacher: "With grades like these, he couldn't possibly be cheating."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 16 @ 00:05:00 CDT (6126 reads)
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Strange but True: Controversial operation to transplant the whole head of a monkey
Strange but True A new brain could be available in the future

A controversial operation to transplant the whole head of a monkey onto a different body has proved a partial success.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 01:24:50 CDT (2451 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Going Bra-less
Adult Jokes A middle-aged guy says to his wife, "You should go bra-less."

She says, "Do you think my breasts are still perky enough?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 12 @ 02:42:48 CDT (4403 reads)
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Sauerkraut Post Card
People Jokes A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant.

Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of money and asked her to go out of the country, to Germany, to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.

"But, how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 19 @ 23:05:00 CST (2255 reads)
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Wishing Well Wonder
People Jokes A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, February 15 @ 23:23:54 CST (1559 reads)
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Yo Mama so FAT
Yo Mama... whodats74 writes "Yo Mama's so FAT, she jumped up in the air and got STUCK!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 26 @ 23:05:00 CST (58023 reads)
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