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12-yr old Scotch
Bar/Drunk Jokes A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.

The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. The patron takes one sip and spits it out.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 02 @ 02:13:28 CDT (2103 reads)
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Half here and Half there
Medical Jokes Darryl and Harold were in a mental institution. The place had an unusual annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they were deemed cured and free to go.

Darryl was called into the doctor's office first and asked if he understood that he'd be free if he answered the questions correctly. Darryl said "yes" and the doctor proceeded. "Darryl, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, November 27 @ 00:59:28 CST (1449 reads)
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ATM Withdrawls
People Jokes HIM:

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Leave
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 14 @ 01:44:57 CDT (1256 reads)
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Missing Letter
Heaven and Hell An Illinois lady left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. Her husband was on a business trip and was planning to meet her there the next day.

When she reached her hotel, she decided to send her husband a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which she had written his email address, she did her best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, she missed one letter and her note was directed instead to an elderly widow, whose husband had passed away only the day before.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 08 @ 01:05:00 CDT (15975 reads)
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Clinton on foreign affairs
News/Politics When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 17 @ 01:07:29 CDT (1508 reads)
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Finding the Right Women
Bar/Drunk Jokes Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old buddy Johnny, "How come you aren't married?"

Johnny: "I haven't found the right woman yet."

George: "So what are you looking for?"

Johnny: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, - a good cook and house-keeper, and she's got to know how to handle money, a really nice and pleasant personality is a must -and money, she's got to have money...and a home, a nice big house, is
what she has to have."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 28 @ 01:05:00 CDT (12049 reads)
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Away on a business trip
People Jokes Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 18 @ 01:15:22 CDT (1349 reads)
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Texas redneck
Redneck Jokes How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 13 @ 01:17:51 CDT (17609 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Toast Master Backlash
Adult Jokes John O'Riley was a member of an Irish Toast Masters Club and one evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast.

Well, John O'Riley won the contest for the best toast of the evening, "Here's To The Best Years o' Me Life, Spent Between The Legs o' Me Wife."

When John O'Riley arrived home his beautiful wife asked him how the Toast Masters meeting went and he said, "I won the contest for the best toast of the evening."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 26 @ 01:21:53 CDT (2707 reads)
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Weapons of Mass Destruction
Teacher/Student Unregistered Guest writes "Reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:

"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"

Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 13 @ 00:05:00 CST (1830 reads)
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