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Put the Dog Down
Animal Jokes A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.

"Hmm," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, June 10 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2563 reads)
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The next commandment
Heaven and Hell The Sunday School teacher had been helping the children learn about the Ten Commandments. One morning she asked, "Can anyone could recite the next commandment?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, June 18 @ 01:19:07 CDT (1430 reads)
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Back to back
Adult Jokes Jon came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "Judi, love, you'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an
entirely new position for lovemaking."

"Really," she said , interested at once. "What is it?"

"Back to back," Jon replies.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, January 15 @ 00:07:55 CST (3838 reads)
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Mind over Matter
Adult Jokes A man and his wife were sitting in a bar. Jack comes in and sat down next to the woman. As he sipped his drink, Jack ogled the woman until her husband, incensed, demanded that Jack stop looking at his wife, and that he wipe those filthy thoughts out of his mind.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, February 15 @ 02:07:45 CST (2132 reads)
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Three Wishes Each for a Bear and a Rabbit
Animal Jokes One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 02 @ 23:33:42 CDT (1318 reads)
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Amish Laughter
Ethnic Jokes Nance writes "Q: What Goes Clip-Clop BANG BANG! Clip-Clop BANG BANG! Clip-Clop BANG-BANG???

Answer: An AMISH Drive-by Shooting!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, March 15 @ 23:05:00 CST (80043 reads)
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Bless the Kids
Religion Jokes A little boy: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the dedication of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally the Jason replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

A mother had been teaching her three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after her mom the lines from the prayer. Finally she decided to go solo. Mommy listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, January 23 @ 23:05:00 CST (57657 reads)
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Life Isn't so Bad
People Jokes A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.

He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 26 @ 07:24:41 CST (1426 reads)
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Smart Mouse
Animal Jokes A mouse returned from the laboratory to his cage and told a fellow mouse, "I've finally got Dr. Skinner trained."

"You have?" asked the other.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 10 @ 00:16:44 CDT (1390 reads)
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Swindler on the Lose
People Jokes A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"

Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled."

The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, October 28 @ 23:05:00 CST (2274 reads)
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