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Note to GOD
Teacher/Student dwpaq writes "A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 09 @ 01:18:16 CDT (2055 reads)
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Statue Fantasy
Crazy and Wierd An old wizard was walking through a park when he came upon two statues. One statue was male and the other was female. They were positioned on opposite ends of the park, facing each other with their arms extended out as if to embrace. The wizard stood there for a long time examining their sad facial expressions until he got an idea.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 16 @ 04:00:00 CDT (53345 reads)
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LooK Upward For the Answer
Religion Jokes A temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet.

She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember. Finally, she went to the pastor's study and asked for help.

The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment, and then he looked serenely heavenward and while his lips moved silently.

Suddenly he looked back at the lock and quickly turned to the final number, opening the lock.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, December 04 @ 00:05:00 CST (11784 reads)
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Fans are faster in heaven
News/Politics A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts to show him around the whole place; the tennis courts, the main lobby , when they come upon a room full of clocks.Some are going fast, some slow and some normal.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 17 @ 01:11:22 CDT (2004 reads)
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Potatoes Ships
Animal Jokes Two sea monsters were swimming around in the ocean, looking for something to do. They came up underneath a ship that was hauling potatoes. Seymour, the first sea monster, swam underneath the ship, tipped it over and ate everything on the ship.

A little while later, they came up to another ship, again hauling potatoes. Seymour again capsizes the ship and eats everything onboard.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, February 11 @ 02:36:56 CST (1903 reads)
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Ten Years Bad Luck
Heaven and Hell A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 24 @ 00:28:45 CST (1663 reads)
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Learn from your parents
Insults Galore Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 09 @ 01:27:37 CDT (2980 reads)
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The Drivers Seat
Teacher/Student Have you heard about the young man who had just gotten his driver's permit? He was eager to begin learning, so his father agreed to take him out in the family car to

The son opened the driver's door and got in the car.

His father opened the back door and got in the car.

"Dad," said the lad, "aren't you going to sit up front with me?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 10 @ 01:05:00 CDT (4904 reads)
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He-ing and She-ing
Religion Jokes The minister, all fired up because of recent obvious problems of infidelity, shouted out, "I want everyone who has been he-ing and she-ing to stand up!"

Half of his congregation stood up.

He then shouted out, "I want everyone who has been he-ing and he-ing to stand up!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 28 @ 07:41:04 CST (1631 reads)
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Fish and Chips
Religion Jokes Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.

After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers. The first one says, "Hello, I am Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 12 @ 00:51:38 CDT (2066 reads)
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