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Bob Dole on briefs...
News/Politics At a recent rally Bob Dole was asked if he wore boxers or briefs. He replied, 'Depends.'
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 09 @ 04:40:46 CDT (1683 reads)
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GTA Roadside Assistance
People Jokes A woman received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left work and stopped by the pharmacy
for some medication for her daughter. When she returned to her car she was dismayed to find she had locked her keys
inside. Somehow she had to get home to her sick daughter, but she didn't know what to do.

She called home to the baby sitter, who told her that her daughter was getting worse. However, the baby sitter did
offer some advice.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 19 @ 23:05:00 CST (47583 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Shower Firmness Test
Adult Jokes A woman comes out of the shower one morning. Her husband sneaks up behind her, grabs a hold of her breasts, and says 'honey, if you firm these up a little bit you wouldn't have to wear a bra quite as much.'

She was furious and didn't speak to him for the rest of the week.

The next week, as she comes out of the shower, he sneaks up behind her again, grabs a hold of her buttocks, and says 'honey, if you firm these up a little bit, you wouldn't have to wear a girdle quite as much.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, October 01 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2321 reads)
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Strange but True: Rice Crispy Slug
Strange but True Julia MacKinnon, who was eating lunch at school with her 10-year-old classmate Valerie Hamilton, said she opened the opaque wrapping, saw a slug in her packaged rice crispy square and screamed. Her classmates immediately ran over to see what the noise was about.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 21 @ 01:45:25 CDT (4490 reads)
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Burglar meets Moses and Jesus
Animal Jokes A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 27 @ 22:30:26 CST (2492 reads)
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Smooth Operator
People Jokes A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."

The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."

"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 18 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1517 reads)
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Common Computer Viruses
Teacher/Student ATTENTION!

The following is a list of new computer viruses that are lurking. BE ALERT!!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 11 @ 00:50:19 CDT (1860 reads)
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Juggler Road Test
People Jokes While driving to his next performance, a juggler is stopped by the police.

"What are those machetes doing in your car?" the police ask.

"I'm a professional juggler, and these are part of my act."

The policeman is doubtful. "Let's see you do it."

So, the juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Meanwhile, a third man is driving by and, curious to see what is occurring, slows down to watch.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, December 06 @ 23:05:00 CST (1370 reads)
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The Greatest Contribution to Humankind
News/Politics Three people, a doctor, an engineer and a politician were arguing over whose contribution to humankind was greatest.The doctor said, "the Lord created Eve from Adam; it was a surgical procedure, therefore we doctors were there from the creation!"

"No way," the engineer interrupted. "Go back a step: the Lord created the universe from chaos. That was the greatest engineering feat in history! MY profession was the one that was there at the beginning!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, June 18 @ 00:42:59 CDT (11534 reads)
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Evil Ways
People Jokes "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 07 @ 23:05:00 CST (1865 reads)
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