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The Drivers Seat
Teacher/Student Have you heard about the young man who had just gotten his driver's permit? He was eager to begin learning, so his father agreed to take him out in the family car to

The son opened the driver's door and got in the car.

His father opened the back door and got in the car.

"Dad," said the lad, "aren't you going to sit up front with me?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 10 @ 01:05:00 CDT (4914 reads)
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Cure Worst than Disease
People Jokes A man entered a drug store and asked the pharmacist if he had something to cure hiccups. The pharmacist promptly
reached out and slapped the man's face.

"What did you do that for?" the man asked.

"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"

"No, but my wife out in the car still does!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 19 @ 00:05:00 CST (45589 reads)
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Johnny appears as a witness
Lawyer Jokes Johnny appeared as a witness in a lawsuit. The attorney asked, "Where were you on the night of July 10?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 11 @ 01:13:00 CDT (2502 reads)
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Damn Spam from Hell
Play On Words "I am DAMNED, DAMNED-I-Am."

"I do not like that DAMNED-I-Am."

"Do you like porn and scam SPAM?"

"I do not like porn and scam SPAM, DAMNED I Am."

"Would you want it on your Palm? Would you send it to your mom?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 01 @ 03:12:05 CDT (2844 reads)
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All the kings horses
People Jokes I used to think that all the king's horses and all the king's men to fix one guy was a bit excessive. Then I realized they must have had a really strong union.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 12 @ 01:06:52 CDT (1600 reads)
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Penal Kick
Adult Jokes Kyng writes "Mike meets John at a bar. "Hey John!" he yells. John greets him back and says, " Hey you know that girl at work? the one that damn near everytime I see her i get hard?" "Yeah the fine thick one, what about her?" says Mike. "I got a date with her." "REALLY!" Mike replies in excitement. "Yeah It was earlier on today " John says. "Well, what happened?" "Well, before I left the house I taped my tool to my leg so i wouldn't get hard and I headed 2 her house and so when I get there she comes out in this short skirt with some pumps and ALL of her cleavage showing and... "Yeah and what" Mike says. " I kicked her in the face.""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 13 @ 23:15:00 CDT (50665 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The 3rd Dragon
Adult Jokes Three Asian maidens went into the pagoda to pray to Buddha. The first maiden lit a joss stick and prayed, "Oh Buddha send me a handsome Mandarin with a dragon on his chest."

The second maiden lit a joss stick and prayed, "Oh Buddha send me a handsome Mandarin with two dragons on his chest."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 09 @ 00:05:00 CST (2441 reads)
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Learning to read minds
People Jokes One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader! - Apply within."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 14 @ 02:27:25 CDT (1556 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Some ice please
Adult Jokes After a tourist had been served in the Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said, "Miss, would y'all give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she smiled and added, "Sure, why not? It's pretty slow here right now, so let's go!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 19 @ 01:23:15 CDT (2371 reads)
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Billy Bob's Blessings
People Jokes Billy was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same eighborhood. One Saturday night he was finishing up the dinner shift at one restaurant and hurrying to report to work at the second place.

However, Billy was continuously being delayed because one table kept sending back an order of hash browns, insisting they were cold. He replaced them several times, but still the customers were dissatisfied.

Finally, when Billy was able to leave, he raced out the door and arrived at the second job. A server immediately handed him the first order.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, January 25 @ 00:05:00 CST (55361 reads)
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