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Medical Jokes An eminent heart specialist was at a glittering social function and was in animated conversations with a lovely young thing wearing a great deal of makeup and the barest minimum of clothing.

It was only a few minutes too late that the good doctor became aware that his wife, whom he thought was safely in the next room, was watching him with a steely glare.

Clearing his throat, the doctor said, "Ah, my dear, that young lady over there and I were just indulging in a purely professional consultation."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 24 @ 00:12:04 CDT (1525 reads)
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The Lawyer and a Bible
Lawyer Jokes Have you heard about the lawyer on his deathbed?

He called for his wife, and after she arrived he told her to run and get her Bible as soon as possible. So she ran and got her Bible, preparing to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort.

He snatched it from her as soon as she got back though, and began to rapidly thumb through the pages, quickly scanning them as they leafed passed.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 15 @ 00:05:00 CDT (11270 reads)
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What are friends for?
People Jokes The Lord of the manor returned from his grouse hunt quite a bit earlier than expected. He entered the master bedroom to change, and found her Ladyship making passionate love to Sir Archibald Carpley.

The irate Lord stood stiffly and loudly berated his wife for her infidelity. With thunder in his voice, he reminded her that he had taken her from a miserable existence on a local run-down farm, given her a fine home, provided her with servants, expensive clothes and jewels, and almost anything she desired.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 01 @ 01:48:38 CDT (1710 reads)
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Costume Party
Bar/Drunk Jokes Tiggs writes "An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked,

"Going to a party?"

"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life.""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, February 18 @ 23:05:00 CST (6085 reads)
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Beer anyone?
Gross Jokes Q. How do you get your husband interested in oral sex?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 12 @ 00:06:52 CDT (3924 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: A little Rubbing
Adult Jokes Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, February 06 @ 23:05:00 CST (2177 reads)
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Answers From Students On Music Exams
Teacher/Student Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you better not try to sing.

J. S. Bach died from 1750 to the present.

Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large.

Beethoven wrote music even through he was deaf. He was so deaf that he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling him. I guess he could not hear so good. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 17 @ 23:05:00 CST (2662 reads)
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LooK Upward For the Answer
Religion Jokes A temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet.

She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember. Finally, she went to the pastor's study and asked for help.

The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment, and then he looked serenely heavenward and while his lips moved silently.

Suddenly he looked back at the lock and quickly turned to the final number, opening the lock.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, December 03 @ 23:05:00 CST (11544 reads)
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Ladies From The City
Animal Jokes The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of wealthy city women, met and decided that this month's outing was to be at a dairy farm. Most of them had lived in the city all their lives, and had never seen such a thing.

The day came, and the ladies filed into the rented bus which whisked them off to their destination. On the way, they watched out the windows as the city squalor turned into lovely, unpolluted countryside.

After they arrived, they were greeted by the farmer who invited them to look him up should they have any questions.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, June 16 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1568 reads)
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Only in America
All Other Jokes 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 01 @ 03:02:01 CDT (3838 reads)
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