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People Jokes There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising.

Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings,a man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
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Chicken Flower
Animal Jokes It was little Michael's first visit to the country, and feeding the chickens fascinated him.

Early one morning he caught his first glimpse of peacock strutting in the yard.

Rushing indoors excitedly, Michael sought his grandmother.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, May 03 @ 01:05:00 CDT (1921 reads)
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Fun Guy
Play On Words A mushroom walks into a bar one evening, sits down, and orders a drink.
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Adult - Adults Only!: Little Johnny and Heaven
Adult Jokes One day at school, the topic of the day was, "What part of your body goes to Heaven first?"

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher saw this and thought to herself, 'Oh no! Johnny always says something bad - I'll make sure he's the last one I call on!' So, instead the teacher calls on Susie.

Susie says, "I think your brain goes to Heaven first because you have to be smart to go to Heaven."

The teacher congratulated Susie, "That's very good, Susie!" Then, the teacher calls on Mary.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 15 @ 01:43:39 CDT (2539 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The Finishing Line
Adult Jokes An 80 year old man went to Hollywood to pick up a prostitute and get some action. He noticed one hooker in particular and started flirting with her. The prostitute started becoming annoyed and said, "Get lost old man! You're ruining business!"

"Sure would like to get some action tonight," said the old geezer.

"You've got to be kidding! You're too old! You're all finished."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 26 @ 06:15:33 CDT (2270 reads)
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Language Lessons
Animal Jokes A woman goes into a store and buys a beautiful green and blue parrot. But the only words the parrot knows how to say are: "Who is it?"

She takes the parrot home, but soon realizes that the bird's color clashes with the living room. So she calls an Interior designer, who says he will come by shortly.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 31 @ 03:49:31 CST (1701 reads)
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Bible Briefs
Religion Jokes Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone else was liquidating.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. That would be Pharaoh's daughter, who went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 13 @ 02:32:24 CDT (1848 reads)
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Daddy Longlegs
All Other Jokes A father was recently watching his daughter play in the garden. A smile appeared on his face as he reflected on the sweet and innocent appearance little children often possess.

Suddenly, his daughter stopped playing and began to stare intensely at the ground. Curious, he walked over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 10 @ 00:05:00 CST (4558 reads)
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Yo mama is so fat...
Yo Mama... Yo mama's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip... at the Radio station.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 13 @ 01:17:51 CDT (5364 reads)
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Rip Roaring 69
Adult Jokes A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69".

"What the hell is that?" asks the guy.

Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain, "I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, May 09 @ 06:33:10 CDT (4184 reads)
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