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People Jokes A yuppie opened the door of his new BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, looked what they've done to my Beemer," he whined.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 02 @ 22:37:12 CST (1413 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Just Beautiful
Adult Jokes One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 31 @ 02:14:48 CDT (2114 reads)
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Don't Look Now
All Other Jokes A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can move aside to let him go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 23 @ 01:02:42 CST (1771 reads)
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A Fool And His Money...
People Jokes An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.

"I have always heard that you can't take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory," he said. "I have $90,000 under my mattress, and when I die, just before they throw the dirt on me at my burial, I want you each to toss in an envelope with $30,000 within."

The three attended the funeral and each threw his envelope in the grave. On the way back from the cemetery, the pastor said, "I must confess. I needed $10,000 for my new church, so I only threw in $20,000."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, November 25 @ 23:05:00 CST (1735 reads)
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Little Johnny the Chemistry Major
Teacher/Student A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, June 03 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2762 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: White and Out of Site
Adult Jokes There was a black guy, and he was hip hopping down the street with his getto blaster and he saw a lamp. He picks it up and start to clean it by rubbing it and then this Genie appears.

The black guy says, "Gimme three wishes."

The Genie said, "OK, what are they and they shall be granted."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, September 27 @ 02:02:10 CDT (2166 reads)
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Bus Seat Exercise
People Jokes A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.

She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat", and she pushes him back onto the seat.

A minute later, the man tries to get up again.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, February 20 @ 02:44:49 CST (1774 reads)
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Yo Mama so FAT
Yo Mama... whodats74 writes "Yo Mama's so FAT, she jumped up in the air and got STUCK!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 26 @ 23:05:00 CST (57805 reads)
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Strange but True: Notorious lack of tolerance
Strange but True The air traffic dispatchers in Frankfurt (Germany) are notorious for their lack of tolerance and patience. They act as if the pilot should know everything and should not request their assistance, no matter what. Hence, the following dialogue took place between the Frankfurt International Airport air traffic dispatcher and a pilot of British Airways:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 04 @ 00:15:42 CDT (10434 reads)
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Happiest Day
People Jokes A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer." the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."

"But officer, I just wanted to say...."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 12 @ 23:05:00 CST (25192 reads)
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