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The Theology Scholar
People Jokes A girl has brought her fiance home for dinner. After dinner, the fiance and the girl's father go into the study for a man to man talk. "So, what are you doing right now?" asks the father.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, May 12 @ 00:25:58 CDT (1316 reads)
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Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Religion Jokes A boy was sitting on a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God.
"Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great!" he yelled without worrying whether anyone heard him or not.

Shortly after, a man came along who had recently completed some studies at a local university. Feeling himself very enlightened in the ways of truth and very eager to show this enlightenment, he asked the boy about the source of his joy.

"Hey" asked the boy in return with a bright laugh, "Don't you have any idea what God is able to do? I just read that God opened up the waves of the Red Sea and led the whole nation of Israel right through the middle."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 25 @ 00:05:00 CDT (3447 reads)
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The blonde and the three doors...
Blonde Jokes An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"

"You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?"

She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 15:28:35 CDT (1644 reads)
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Love Thy Neighbour
People Jokes Did you hear about the farm family that had just moved into their new home in the city? After a hard day's work, they all
went to sleep, resting comfortably in their new home.

Very early the next morning, their 3 year-old son ran in to the parent's bedroom to wake them up.

The mother dressed him and told him to play in the yard.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, September 19 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2095 reads)
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Block or Script Letters?
People Jokes The modest young blonde had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, 'if you can read this you're too damned close' embroidered on her panties and bra.

'Yes madam,' said the sales clerk, 'I'm quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters?'
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 11 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1894 reads)
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Gay Sitcom
Play On Words Q: Hear about the new gay sitcom?

A: "Leave it, it's Beaver."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 27 @ 00:05:00 CDT (12356 reads)
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Girls Night Out
Bar/Drunk Jokes Tiggs writes "Two women go out one weekend without their husbands.

As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 09 @ 23:05:00 CST (7656 reads)
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Airline Meal Choices
People Jokes It was mealtime during a recent flight this guy was on with a small airline.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked me when she reached the row of seats I was sitting in, pulling the food cart behind her.

"What are my choices?" I asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 09 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1817 reads)
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The Best Way to Say It
All Other Jokes DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: I'm with you honey, those guys are the scum of the earth.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, March 08 @ 23:05:00 CST (11737 reads)
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Ethnic - May Offend!: Divorce Polish Style
Ethnic Jokes A Polish man married a Canadian girl, after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.

Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick. "

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 03 @ 23:05:00 CST (116861 reads)
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