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Adult - Adults Only!: Sexual Confusion
Adult Jokes I know my sexuality, but I get so confused by other people's. I don't even know the difference between transvestites and transsexuals.

As I understand it, transvestites are the ones that grow down from the ceiling and transsexuals are the ones that grow up.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, March 22 @ 23:05:00 CST (74119 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Got Bugs?
Adult Jokes A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the pharmacist, "I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?"

The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4."

"No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the farmer.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 01 @ 00:25:46 CDT (2222 reads)
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The Golden Saloon
Bar/Drunk Jokes A guy comes home three sheets to the wind and all three sheets ripping bad, Budweiser sloshing around in his belly like a keg adrift in a roiling sea. He sloshes through the door and is met by his wife, who is scowling, figuring he's been out jumping new bones.

"Where the hell you been all night?" she demands.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, October 30 @ 03:22:31 CST (1844 reads)
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Trick Fishing Method
Sports Jokes A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 21 @ 15:07:38 CST (1971 reads)
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Five Reasons Computers are Female
Computers/Support 1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 16 @ 23:05:00 CST (79430 reads)
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Left handed Deadly Sin
People Jokes One day a wife asked one of the "no-win" questions to her husband: "What would you do if I died?"

Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, October 29 @ 02:11:16 CST (1618 reads)
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The Doctor Will See You Now
Medical Jokes A patient went into the doctor's office feeling in a great hurry to talk with the doctor. When the receptionist asked about the problem the patient said he thought he was invisible.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 10 @ 23:05:00 CST (11296 reads)
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Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged
Holiday Jokes Tiggs writes "SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?

DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 28 @ 23:05:00 CST (19767 reads)
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The thinking man
People Jokes A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier sidles up to the guy and discreetly whispers, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, October 28 @ 00:21:33 CDT (1451 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Say No to everything
Adult Jokes A guy took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said, "My mother told me to say no to everything."

"Well," he said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?"

"Uhhh . . . no," the girl replied.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, May 13 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2113 reads)
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