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Adult - Adults Only!: Hit by Cold Water
Adult Jokes This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no Western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his
trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter in one.

One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man engaged in "playful activities" with
ten beautiful, dark, young women, all in the nude. The young man had the biggest, strongest penis the Britisher had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who this man was.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (2334 reads)
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Yo Mama So Fat....
Yo Mama... Unregistered Guest writes "Yo mama so fat...

she plays 9-ball with the planets!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, February 20 @ 23:05:00 CST (16642 reads)
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New Software Bundle
Computers/Support T-shirt seen recently:

"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with Microsoft software."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 30 @ 00:16:09 CDT (3493 reads)
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Everlasting Diamonds
People Jokes A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.

Looking behind the glass case, he comes across an exquisite band with a handsome-sized rock in its center. "Excuse me sir," the gentleman says to the salesman. "How much is this ring?"

"Ah, that's a beautiful piece," the salesman replies. "It goes for $10,000."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, August 16 @ 03:12:33 CDT (1786 reads)
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Unlucky at Lotto
Blonde Jokes A blonde named Babbette finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 20 @ 00:41:17 CDT (1693 reads)
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The Top 10 Most Intelligent Statements of George W. Bush
News/Politics Unregistered Guest writes "10) "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer you question." October 4, 2000, George W. Bush (Now that's honesty!.)

9) "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." January 30, 2000, George W. Bush (George W. obviously has plans he is not telling us!)

8) "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." November 2, 2000, George W. Bush"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 26 @ 23:05:00 CST (17230 reads)
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Bar Room Translations
Bar/Drunk Jokes 1. "YOU GET THIS ONE, NEXT ROUND IS ON ME." (We won't be here long enough to get another round.)

2. "I'LL GET THIS ONE, NEXT ONE IS ON YOU." (Happy hour is about to end...drafts are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.)
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 16 @ 23:42:44 CDT (1769 reads)
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Golfing Talent Search
Sports Jokes Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says "Loft".

The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, February 07 @ 23:05:00 CST (3785 reads)
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Marriage expenses
People Jokes Marriage is the most expensive way I know of for each partner to discover all of the other's faults.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 12 @ 00:06:52 CDT (1444 reads)
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Back to back
Adult Jokes Jon came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "Judi, love, you'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an
entirely new position for lovemaking."

"Really," she said , interested at once. "What is it?"

"Back to back," Jon replies.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, January 15 @ 00:07:55 CST (3805 reads)
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