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English meets Math
Teacher/Student A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."

The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?"

Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, November 20 @ 00:12:23 CST (1762 reads)
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Getting a Good Nights Sleep
People Jokes An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 08 @ 01:05:00 CDT (1814 reads)
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From the dust of Ireland
Religion Jokes As soon as she had finished convent school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 17 @ 01:06:40 CDT (1337 reads)
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Dentures to the Rescue
Religion Jokes Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago.

The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half.

I asked him about this. He then told me "well, John, that first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 08 @ 05:00:11 CDT (1816 reads)
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The Business Marriage
People Jokes A businessman was being interviewed about his life and career when the subject of his wife of thirty years came up.

"To what do you attribute the success of your marriage?" asked the interviewer.

"Well," replied the businessman, "You know that saying 'Behind every successful man there's a woman'?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, November 06 @ 00:05:00 CST (1595 reads)
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Bimbo on the move
Blonde Jokes Bimbo: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, November 13 @ 01:40:17 CST (2906 reads)
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Don't Look Now
All Other Jokes A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can move aside to let him go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 23 @ 02:02:42 CST (1770 reads)
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Little Johnny and Career Day
Teacher/Student It's Career Day at school at the teacher is having the students stand up, state their parents' occupation, and then spell it.

Davie stands up and says, "My dad's a doctor. And that's D O C T O R. Doctor."

"Very good," the teacher says to Davie. "Mike?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, October 27 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2545 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The List
Adult Jokes A man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis."

The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that; we should make a list!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 19 @ 01:26:09 CDT (2077 reads)
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Who is the Comedian
Teacher/Student Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question, and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday.

The fist Friday the question was how many gallons of water are there in the whole world. No one knew so they all had to go to school on Monday.

Next Friday the question was how many grains of sand are there in the whole world. No one knew so they had to go to school on Monday.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, June 02 @ 01:31:48 CDT (1995 reads)
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