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Postmortem Planning
Lawyer Jokes A dying man gathered his lawyer, doctor and clergyman at his bedside and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would place the three envelopes in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough money to enjoy the next life.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 22 @ 00:27:00 CDT (2842 reads)
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Litle Johnny Paints by Hand
Teacher/Student Little Johnny was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.

His grandmother remarked..."doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"

Johnny said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 06 @ 00:05:00 CDT (4193 reads)
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Death By Chocolate
Strange but True Do you like chocolate? Here's a list of reasons why you should, if you don't already...

Chocolate is a vegetable: it is derived from cocoa beans. Beans are a vegetable.

Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus (to repeat my point), chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is a dairy product. So chocolate and candy bars containing it are a health food.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (12913 reads)
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Squater's Rights
People Jokes Jon lived in Anchorage, Alaska. Right downtown. His house was literally right downtown. But he had no indoor plumbing. He did, however, have an outhouse. The older he got, though,
the further away it seemed to get.

One night, he decided to just skip the trip. Instead, he decided to just relieve himself right there off the front porch.

His wife was pretty pissed about his decision. "Jon, you moron. Our neighbors can see you when you do this, you know."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, March 09 @ 23:35:32 CST (2711 reads)
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Getting Hosed
Adult Jokes A man who worked for the fire department came home from work and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire department: Bell 1 rings, we all put on our coats; Bell 2 rings, we all slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we are on the truck ready to go. From now on we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, you strip naked; Bell 2, you jump into bed; Bell 3, we are going to make love all night long!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 21 @ 23:06:58 CST (2127 reads)
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The Zen Master
Play On Words The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hotdog vendor and says, "Make me one with
everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill.

The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Where's my change?" asks the Zen Master.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, June 17 @ 00:05:00 CDT (20772 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: 5 Kinds of Sex
Adult Jokes 1) The first is Smurf Sex.
This happens during the honeymoon, you
both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, November 12 @ 23:05:00 CST (2536 reads)
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Frisky Business
People Jokes Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff. "Hey, Billy-Bob, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your gunbelt and boots?"

"Well Sheriff, it's a long story."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, October 18 @ 00:40:28 CDT (1260 reads)
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Never Challenge Worse
Gross Jokes What's worse than eating your grandmothers pussy?

Banging your head on the lid of the coffin.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 25 @ 00:05:00 CDT (11302 reads)
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Alabama Johnny
Teacher/Student It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (1552 reads)
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