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Read my lips
News/Politics Did you hear that next week Tipper Gore is going on the Presidential Campaign with her husband.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 13 @ 03:12:54 CDT (7787 reads)
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GTA Roadside Assistance
People Jokes A woman received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left work and stopped by the pharmacy
for some medication for her daughter. When she returned to her car she was dismayed to find she had locked her keys
inside. Somehow she had to get home to her sick daughter, but she didn't know what to do.

She called home to the baby sitter, who told her that her daughter was getting worse. However, the baby sitter did
offer some advice.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, January 20 @ 00:05:00 CST (47437 reads)
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Sun Tanning Robins
Animal Jokes Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry", said the first one.

"Me, too", said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no more. "I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said the first one.

"Me neither, let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun", said the second.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 09 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2420 reads)
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Bulldog Life Lessons
Animal Jokes A bulldog was taking his son on his rounds with him to show him the ropes. He told him, "Son, I want you to follow me all day and watch what I do. Pay attention and you'll grow up to be a good bulldog like your ol' man."

So the ol' man started out of the yard but stopped to piss on the rose bushes first. Then he went to the neighbor's yard and pissed on the petunias.

He found the neighbor kid's baseball glove and went to chewing on it.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 09 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2980 reads)
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Spelling Nothing
Teacher/Student Kathryn's 5-year-old developed a strong interest in spelling once she learned to spell STOP. After that, she tried to figure out her own words. From the back seat of the car she'd ask, "Mom, what does FGRPL spell?"

"Nothing," Kathryn said.

Sitting at breakfast she'd suddenly ask, "Mom, what does DOEB spell?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 10 @ 01:08:21 CDT (1729 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Questions and Answers
Adult Jokes Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from your Grandma have in common ?
A. You don't look down.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, October 18 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2338 reads)
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Little Johnny in Sunday School
Teacher/Student Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, September 12 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2955 reads)
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Viagra and back again
All Other Jokes Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny...keep me potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label, "Viagra Extra Strength," and says, "Here, if you take this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, October 14 @ 02:25:24 CDT (1288 reads)
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The Switch
Adult Jokes A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.

She says, "Look, its shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"

He says, "Put it between your legs."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, May 10 @ 01:23:24 CDT (2039 reads)
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Ground test
Sports Jokes Bob, an experienced sky diver, was getting ready for a jump one day when he spotted another man outfitted to dive wearing dark glasses, carrying a white can and holding a seeing-eye dog by a leash.

Shocked that the blind man was also going to jump, Bob struck up a conversation, expressing his admiration for the man's courage. Then, curious, he asked, "How do you know when the ground is getting close?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 29 @ 02:19:20 CDT (2563 reads)
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