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Ladies From The City
Animal Jokes The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of wealthy city women, met and decided that this month's outing was to be at a dairy farm. Most of them had lived in the city all their lives, and had never seen such a thing.

The day came, and the ladies filed into the rented bus which whisked them off to their destination. On the way, they watched out the windows as the city squalor turned into lovely, unpolluted countryside.

After they arrived, they were greeted by the farmer who invited them to look him up should they have any questions.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, June 16 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1597 reads)
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Yo mama is so fat...
Yo Mama... Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 07 @ 00:37:14 CDT (1779 reads)
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Losing the lot
People Jokes A woman who plays cards once a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around 11:30.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 16 @ 23:38:04 CDT (1519 reads)
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Down and Out
People Jokes Two old friends bumped into one another on the street one day. One of them looked forlorn, almost on the verge of tears. His friend asked, "What has happened to you, my old friend?" The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."

"That's a lot of money."

"But you see, two weeks ago, a cousin I never even knew died, and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, September 17 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1872 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: From the Park Bench
Adult Jokes Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.

Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. 'Mutual orgasm' here and mutual orgasm' there-that's all they talk about.

Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutualorgasm?".
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 24 @ 00:53:53 CDT (2191 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Blowing in the Wind
Adult Jokes A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home with her. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured his ashes out on the counter. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.

"Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."

"Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 25 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2223 reads)
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Mike Tyson
People Jokes One night after the big fight Mike Tyson was a bit depressed so he decided to get a prostitute to cheer him up. After the act, they were laying in bed having a smoke. The prostitute said, "Well Mike, how's it all going?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, May 18 @ 00:23:48 CDT (1400 reads)
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Correct Words For The Occasion
Religion Jokes A group of nuns were traveling in a car when it had a flat tire. They got out and tried to change it, but being rather unworldly, they didn't really know how. Luckily, a truck came along and the driver offered to change it for them. They gratefully accepted.

As the trucker jacked up the car, it slipped from the jack and he yelled, "Son-of-a-bitch."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 09 @ 00:33:56 CDT (1581 reads)
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Hilton Hits Back
People Jokes When John returned to the house one evening, his wife Julie announced that the new cleaning woman they had hired had stolen two towels.

"Yeah," said John, very disinterested, as he reclined on the sofa. "That wasn't very nice of her to do."

"You're exactly right it wasn't," Julie replied.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, November 16 @ 23:05:00 CST (1537 reads)
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Ten or Free
People Jokes A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 18 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1723 reads)
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