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Adult - Adults Only!: Wood Worth
Adult Jokes There once was a man with a permanent erection. Try as he could, he couldn't get it to go down. Finally, he went to his local pharmacy, where he encountered a female pharmacist.

"I'd like to speak to the male pharmacist," he said.

She said, "I'm a professional. I run this pharmacy with my sister, who is also a professional. Anything you can tell a man, you can tell us."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 28 @ 01:24:43 CDT (2541 reads)
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The Top 16 Signs Your Mate Is Cheating On You
Top 10 ??? 16. Carpools with Divine Brown.

15. Motel 6 names him "Customer of the Year."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 15 @ 18:52:10 CDT (5504 reads)
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Little Johnny paints a sign
All Other Jokes Little Johnny paints a sign: WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A DIME; then tells his buddy Roy to get his fire-wagon and both sit under a shade tree in Little Johnny's front yard, waiting for business.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 15 @ 04:52:57 CDT (1386 reads)
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Bear Fur Coat
Animal Jokes Did you hear about the bear hunter?

Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to
speak to him!

"Isn't it better to talk than to shoot? What do you want? Let's negotiate the matter," said the bear.

Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, and then replied, "I want a fur coat."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 21 @ 01:05:00 CDT (5021 reads)
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The Whole Deal
Religion Jokes When the young seminary graduate arrived at the small country Church to preach his first official sermon, he noticed it had snowed about three feet deep just hours before Church was scheduled to begin. Due to the snow, An elderly, white bearded farmer was the only person to show up for the service.

The young minister looked at the farmer and asked, "What do you think we should do?"

The farmer scratched his beard thoughtfully. "Well, I don't know much about preaching, but I do know about farming. If I went down to the pasture with a load of hay to feed my cows and only one cow showed up, I'd feed that cow."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 15 @ 00:05:00 CST (13414 reads)
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Santa's Elves Pick-Up Lines
Holiday Jokes "No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler."

"You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."

"I taught Santa everything he knows."

"I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 28 @ 01:05:00 CDT (21924 reads)
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Just a Little
Play On Words A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"

The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. "One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream. So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes." So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss.

POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, September 05 @ 01:05:00 CDT (11095 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Larry, Larry and the Other Husband Larry
Adult Jokes Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Larry. One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, 'Let's name our Larry’s after a soft drink, because I'm tired of getting my Larry mixed up with your Larry, and her Larry mixed up with your Larry.'

The other two ladies agree.

The first lady speaks out, 'Okay then, I'm gonna name my Larry " 7 Up" because he has 7" and it's always up!'
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 29 @ 00:05:00 CST (2227 reads)
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Contractors Years
People Jokes A contractor dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the Angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.

Just when he thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologises for not greeting him personally at the pearly gates, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you."

Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the contractor sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 08 @ 00:05:00 CST (20194 reads)
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How babies are made
Play On Words A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."

The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 12 @ 00:44:58 CST (2731 reads)
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