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Dear Jesus
Religion Jokes A young boy wanted a new bike for Christmas. However, his mother told him they did not have enough money for a bike, but if he would tell Jesus what a good boy he would be maybe Jesus would allow him to have one. The young boy sat down to write Jesus a letter.

He began the letter with, "Dear Jesus I will be good for one year..."

That seemed a little too much to promise though, so he scribbled that out and wrote, "Dear Jesus I will be good for one month..."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (1969 reads)
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Losing the lot
People Jokes A woman who plays cards once a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around 11:30.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 16 @ 23:38:04 CDT (1537 reads)
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The Top 10 Most Intelligent Statements of George W. Bush
News/Politics Unregistered Guest writes "10) "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer you question." October 4, 2000, George W. Bush (Now that's honesty!.)

9) "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." January 30, 2000, George W. Bush (George W. obviously has plans he is not telling us!)

8) "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." November 2, 2000, George W. Bush"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 26 @ 23:05:00 CST (17558 reads)
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Round Room confusion
Blonde Jokes Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 18:18:06 CDT (1904 reads)
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Passin' Gas
People Jokes Why do women pass less gas than men?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 09 @ 00:27:37 CDT (1672 reads)
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Strange but True: Actual Exchanges Between Airline Pilots
Strange but True The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and
control towers from around the world.
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The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty -- do a complete circle, a move normally used to provide spacing between aircraft.

The pilot of the 727 complained, "Don't you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make even a one-eighty in this airplane?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 21 @ 00:05:00 CDT (18316 reads)
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New Bird, Old Story
Animal Jokes A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn't be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.

She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much the bird cost.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 05 @ 00:57:53 CST (1463 reads)
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Heroic behavior
Medical Jokes After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, August 31 @ 03:29:26 CDT (1454 reads)
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If You Have Jury Duty This Week
Lawyer Jokes CLERK: Please repeat after me: "I swear by Almighty God..."
WITNESS: "I swear by Almighty God."
CLERK: "That the evidence that I give..."
WITNESS: That's right.
CLERK: Repeat it.
WITNESS: "Repeat it".
CLERK: No! Repeat what I said.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, November 23 @ 21:10:46 CST (3102 reads)
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Hide and Seek
People Jokes Have you heard about the boss of a big company who needed to call one of his employees (who was at home on a day off from work) about an urgent problem at the company?

He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, Hello?"

"Is your Daddy home?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 13 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1601 reads)
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