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Only In America
All Other Jokes FOXXY_CLEOPATRA01 writes "Only in America do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway. Only in America do they have interstate highways in Hawaii and Alaska!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 19 @ 01:44:58 CDT (3664 reads)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
All Other Jokes PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it-the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, May 23 @ 23:00:43 CDT (3213 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Bearded Bed Wetter
Adult Jokes This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room.

When the doctor goes into the room he tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirror. She figures he is a doctor and gets in front of the mirror. The doctor goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror.

After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady to go ahead and put her clothes back on and he will talk to her when she is dressed. The lady puts her clothes on and asks the doctor what is wrong with her.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 13 @ 23:38:58 CDT (2441 reads)
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Calcium help grow strong bones
Medical Jokes Researchers released a list of foods and activities to help combat osteoporosis, the dread disorder that leaches calcium from the bones as people age.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 15 @ 17:52:10 CDT (2532 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: French Fighter Pilots
Adult Jokes Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 25 @ 01:30:19 CST (2426 reads)
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The Camel Trade Offer
Insults Galore As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts.

After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from.

"America," the husband replied.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 09 @ 00:05:00 CDT (12176 reads)
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No deposit
People Jokes At a wedding rehearsal, the minister told the father of the bride, "As you give your daughter's hand to the bridegroom, you should say something nice to him."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 28 @ 00:55:42 CDT (1402 reads)
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Poached or Scrambled
People Jokes John and Judi married. John thought this would be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brings Judi breakfast in bed.

Judi wasn't impressed wit his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted *scrambled!"

Undaunted, the next morning, John brings his true love a *scrambled* egg.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 23 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2381 reads)
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Dumber Than a Box of Pencils
Religion Jokes Judi's telling Monika all about the really shitty day she's had at work.

"Today, my boss suffered a heart attack . . . and *died*!"

"Oh my God," said Monika, "what did you do?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 09 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2713 reads)
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Misunderstood sign
Blonde Jokes delicatedream85 writes "Two blondes were on their way to Orlando Florida from Alabama. They were going to go to Disney Land for the very first time.

Since neither of them has ever been there before, they depended on GSS's (Gas Station Stranger's) and CTRM's (Cheap Tourist Road Maps). They listened with good ears and followed every zig-zaggy line.

Finally, they made it to Orlando. The driver blonde got very excited as they drove by sign's that read "Disney Land 25 Miles" and "Disney Land 10 Miles". As they drove further on they passed a signed that read "Disney Land Next Exit" "
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, February 25 @ 23:05:00 CST (67400 reads)
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