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The Lawyer and a Bible
Posted on Monday, September 15 @ 01:05:00 CDT by JokeCrazy

Lawyer Jokes Have you heard about the lawyer on his deathbed?

He called for his wife, and after she arrived he told her to run and get her Bible as soon as possible. So she ran and got her Bible, preparing to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort.

He snatched it from her as soon as she got back though, and began to rapidly thumb through the pages, quickly scanning them as they leafed passed.

His wife was curious about his behavior and asked him, "What are you doing, honey?"

He simply replied, "I'm looking for loopholes!"


 
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