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Feel The Power
Posted on Saturday, November 15 @ 23:05:00 CST by JokeCrazy

Religion Jokes "Hey God! We don't need you anymore--we can make mankind ourselves," said three rather bold (and not so smart)scientists.

"O really?" God replied.

"Yes. As a matter of fact, why don't we hold a contest to see who can make a man faster--you or us?" queried the scientists.

"O.K." said God.

So the scientists went back to their friends and said "We are going to have a contest with God to see who can make a man faster."

Getting right to work, the first scientist went out and scooped up a big pile of dirt. At that instant a powerful bolt of lightning struck the ground near the man, making him drop the pile of dirt.

Looking up at God he said "What?"

God replied, "Get your own dirt."


 
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