Register to become a Member!   [ Login ] March 21st, 2018   

Games Games and More Games
23,000 Recipes Plus!
ipCheetah - Game IP Finder
FishingCanada Web Directory
Buy Domain Names
Firewall Forums - NEW
  Home ·  Joke Topics ·  Your Account ·  Submit Jokes ·  Top 20 Lists    
 Main Menu
· Home
· Crazy Hangman
· Feedback
· Joke Archive
· Joke Topics
· JokeCrazy Gallery
· Search JokeCrazy
· Submit Jokes
· Surveys
· Top Jokes

 Sponsor Links

 Search Box


 Random Jokes

Gross Jokes
[ Gross Jokes ]

·Never Challenge Worse
·A Really Cold One
·What is that perfume you are wearing?
·For Those Cheating Thoughts
·Dead Stiff
·Painter Comparisons
·Gus the Pus Sucker
·Tasters Choice
·Things were tougher then


 Joke Books


Feel The Power
Posted on Saturday, November 15 @ 23:05:00 CST by JokeCrazy

Religion Jokes "Hey God! We don't need you anymore--we can make mankind ourselves," said three rather bold (and not so smart)scientists.

"O really?" God replied.

"Yes. As a matter of fact, why don't we hold a contest to see who can make a man faster--you or us?" queried the scientists.

"O.K." said God.

So the scientists went back to their friends and said "We are going to have a contest with God to see who can make a man faster."

Getting right to work, the first scientist went out and scooped up a big pile of dirt. At that instant a powerful bolt of lightning struck the ground near the man, making him drop the pile of dirt.

Looking up at God he said "What?"

God replied, "Get your own dirt."

 Related Links
· More about Religion Jokes
· News by JokeCrazy

Most read story about Religion Jokes:
Hog Caller


 Article Rating
Average Score: 4.5
Votes: 2

Please take a second and vote for this article:

Very Good



 Printer Friendly Printer Friendly


Associated Topics

People Jokes

Rate this site!
Take me to!
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest 2001 - 2006 by
You can syndicate our news using the file backend.php or ultramode.txt

PHP-Nuke Copyright © 2004 by Francisco Burzi. This is free software, and you may redistribute it under the GPL.
PHP-Nuke comes with absolutely no warranty, for details, see the license.
Page Generation: 0.15 Seconds