Register to become a Member!   [ Login ] April 26th, 2017   



Games Games and More Games
23,000 Recipes Plus!
ipCheetah - Game IP Finder
FishingCanada Web Directory
Buy Domain Names
Firewall Forums - NEW
  Home ·  Joke Topics ·  Your Account ·  Submit Jokes ·  Top 20 Lists    
 Main Menu
· Home
· Crazy Hangman
· Feedback
· Joke Archive
· Joke Topics
· JokeCrazy Gallery
· Search JokeCrazy
· Submit Jokes
· Surveys
· Top Jokes
 

 Sponsor Links
 

 Search Box


 

 Random Jokes

Computers/Support
[ Computers/Support ]

·Daddy, how was I born?
·Mr. or Mrs. Computer
·Microsoft tech drafted
·History of the Internet
·Disk Failure
·Bad Tech Support
·Five Reasons Computers are Male
·Five Reasons Computers are Female
·If a Mac was a SEAL
 

 Sponsors
 

 Joke Books



 

What's Wrong Doc?
Posted on Monday, November 24 @ 23:05:00 CST by JokeCrazy

Medical Jokes An elderly woman called the hospital to inquire about the health of a patient.

"Hospital Operator? Hello, Darling. I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information about the patients. But I don't want to know if the patient is better or doing like expected, or worse. I want all the information from top to bottom, from A to Z."

The voice on the other line said, "Would you hold the line please, that's a very unusual request." Then a very authoritative voice came on and said, "Are you the lady who is calling about one of the patients?"

She said, "Yes, darling! I'd like to know the information about Sarah Finkel in Room 302."

He said, "Finkel. Finkel. Let me see. Farber, Feinberg... Finkel. Oh yes, Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, and her doctor says if she continues improving as she is he is going to send her home today at twelve o'clock."

The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful! She's going home at twelve o'clock! I'm so happy to hear that. That's wonderful news."

"From your enthusiasm," the man on the other end said, "I take it you must be a close family member."

She said, "What close family? I'm Sarah Finkel! My doctor doesn't tell me anything."


 
 Related Links
· More about Medical Jokes
· News by JokeCrazy


Most read story about Medical Jokes:
Brain Transplant

 

 Article Rating
Average Score: 0
Votes: 0

Please take a second and vote for this article:

Excellent
Very Good
Good
Regular
Bad

 

 Options

 Printer Friendly Printer Friendly

 

Associated Topics

People Jokes


Rate this site!
Take me to CanadaSEEK.com!
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest 2001 - 2006 by JokeCrazy.com
You can syndicate our news using the file backend.php or ultramode.txt

PHP-Nuke Copyright © 2004 by Francisco Burzi. This is free software, and you may redistribute it under the GPL.
PHP-Nuke comes with absolutely no warranty, for details, see the license.
Page Generation: 0.15 Seconds