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Bless the Kids
Posted on Friday, January 23 @ 23:05:00 CST by JokeCrazy

Religion Jokes A little boy: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the dedication of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally the Jason replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

A mother had been teaching her three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after her mom the lines from the prayer. Finally she decided to go solo. Mommy listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."

Another four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin: 5, and Ryan: 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I
invite all these people to dinner?"


 
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