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Adult - Adults Only!: Win-Win
Posted on Saturday, February 14 @ 00:05:00 CST by JokeCrazy

Adult Jokes A man is running short of cash in the bar, so he bets the barmaid ten bucks that he can bite his right eye. She thinks about it for a minute and figures it's a safe bet, so she says, "You're on." The guy pulls out his glass eye-ball and bites it. The joke was on her and she laughs as she hands over the ten bucks.

A little while later he offers her a chance to get her money back. He bets her ten bucks that he can bite his left eye. She thinks about it and knowing that he can see, thinks it's a safe bet.

Once again she says, "You're on." The guy pulls out his false teeth and bites his left eye. Laughingly she pays again. Later on he gives her a chance to get her money back. He bets her twenty bucks, double or nothing, that he can screw her without her feeling a thing. This is one she's sure she can win, so she takes the bet. After she gets off work the two of them go out the back of the bar and the guy spread-eagles her over the front of a car and gives her a hell of pummeling. She cries out, "I can feel it, I can feel it, I win the bet!"

The guy says, "Oh well, you win some, you lose some."


 
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