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My Dear Wife
Posted on Saturday, March 13 @ 23:05:00 CST by JokeCrazy

Adult Jokes To my dear wife:

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 years, can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn hotel.

Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room table:

My dear husband:

Received your fax and thank you for your honesty.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old.

As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation ... although with one small difference:

18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18 ...

And therefore I wont be back before lunchtime tomorrow!

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