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Bad Tech Support
Posted on Friday, March 19 @ 23:05:00 CST by JokeCrazy

Computers/Support 1. Do you have a sledgehammer or brick handy?

2. ... that's right, not even MacGyver could fix it.

3. So -- what are you wearing?

4. Bummer Duuuuuuuude.

5. Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n.

6. Press 1 for Support, Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes, Press 3 if you're with the FTC.

7. We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.

8. I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't do that.

9. In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.

10. Hold on a second....... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!


 
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