Posted on Thursday, April 08 @ 10:45:00 CDT by JokeCrazy
It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
''Hello?'' says a little girl's voice.
''Hi, honey, it's Daddy,'' says Bob. ''Is Mommy near
''No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle
Frank.'' After a brief pause, Bob says, ''But you
haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!''
''Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with
''Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the
phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and
shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just
pulled up outside the house.''
''Okay, Daddy!'' A few minutes later, the little girl
comes back to the phone. ''Well, I did what you said,
''And what happened?''
''Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug
and went out the front window and now she's all dead.''
''Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?''
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he
was all scared and he jumped out the back window into
the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last
week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit
the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too.''
There is a long pause.
''Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?''
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