Posted on Friday, April 16 @ 03:00:00 CDT by JokeCrazy |
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An old wizard was walking through a park when he came upon two statues. One statue was male and the other was female. They were positioned on opposite ends of the park, facing each other with their arms extended out as if to embrace. The wizard stood there for a long time examining their sad facial expressions until he got an idea.
He immediately opened up his bag of tricks and cast
a spell on the statues to bring them to life. Once the
statues realized they were human, they quickly ran up to
him. The wizard, being very pleased with himself, told
the statues that they could finally be together as a
couple but there was one condition. He said, ''Go off
and experience with each other whatever you've wanted to
do for all these years but you must be back within a
half an hour before the spell wears off.''
Wasting no time, they quickly ran off into the
bushes. The wizard, with great pride, sat down on a park
bench and waited patiently. Fifteen minutes later the
two statues came walking back to him.
The wizard, with great shock exclaimed, ''For over a
hundred years you both have bore your passions and now
that you have your chance, you come back after only
fifteen minutes? Go back to the bushes and continue what
you were doing before you lose your only chance!''
With that in mind the female turns to the male and
exclaims, ''The old man's right. But this time you hold
down the pigeons and I'll crap on them!''
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