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Video store clerks hear new titles
Posted on Wednesday, July 04 @ 03:45:47 CDT by JokeCrazy

Play On Words It seems that video store clerks hear a lot of weird titles for movies:

"Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me" became
"Austin Flowers, The Spy Who Bagged Me"

"Saving Private Ryan" became
"Saving Ryan's Ass"

"Like Water For Chocolate" became
"Hot Water For Chocolate"

"Powder" became
"Whitey"

"Thinner" became
"Skinny"

"What Dreams May Come" became all kinds of things:
"Dream With Me"
"In My Dreams"
"That Dream Movie With Robert William" and
"Wet Dreams May Cum"

"Truman" became
"There's Something About Truman"

"Message In A Bottle" became
"Massage In A Bottle"

"Apt Pupil" turned into
"Apartment Pupil"

"Devil's Advocate" became
"Devil's Avacado"


 
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