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Strange but True: Actual news clipping
Posted on Saturday, July 28 @ 00:13:06 CDT by JokeCrazy

Strange but True A teenager who tried to copy a scene from the hit file 'American Pie' by shagging an apple pie was rushed to the hospital with serious burns to his penis.

Dwight Emburger, 17, couldn't wait for the tasty pastry to cool down and after he slid in his pecker he was badly scalded by the hot filling.

A hospital spokesman in Boise, Idaho, said: "This demonstrates that producers should consider the effect their films have on young and impressionable people."

I think the hospital spokesman should have been more worried about horny young idiots, than about impressionable young people.


 
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