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Damn Spam from Hell
Posted on Wednesday, May 01 @ 02:12:05 CDT by JokeCrazy

Play On Words "I am DAMNED, DAMNED-I-Am."

"I do not like that DAMNED-I-Am."

"Do you like porn and scam SPAM?"

"I do not like porn and scam SPAM, DAMNED I Am."

"Would you want it on your Palm? Would you send it to your mom?"

"I would not like it on my Palm, I would not send it to my mom. I do not like any SPAM, DAMNED I am."

"Would you want SPAM on your Mac? Would you want SPAM on your back?"

"I would not like SPAM on my Mac, I would not like it on my back. I would not like it on my Palm, I would not send it to my mom. I do not like ANY SPAM, DAMNED I Am."

"Would you, could you, in your car? Would you, could you, in a bar?"

"I would not, could not, in my car, I would not, could not, in a bar. I would not like SPAM on my Mac, I would not like it on my back. I would not like it on my Palm, I would not send it to my mom. I do not like the money scams, I do not like SPAM, DAMNED I Am."

"So you say, but, try it, try it, and do tell!"

"DAMNED! If you'll sit still for a spell, I'll try it and then I'll tell . . . Saaaaay . . . I like this SPAM, DAMNED-I-Am! I WOULD try it in my car, I would try it in a bar! I would like it on my Mac, I would like it on my back! I would like it on my Palm, I would send it to my mom! I like this SPAM, DAMNED I Am, and I like it very well -- can I keep this AOL?"


 
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