Register to become a Member!   [ Login ] September 25th, 2017   



Games Games and More Games
23,000 Recipes Plus!
ipCheetah - Game IP Finder
FishingCanada Web Directory
Buy Domain Names
Firewall Forums - NEW
  Home ·  Joke Topics ·  Your Account ·  Submit Jokes ·  Top 20 Lists    
 Main Menu
· Home
· Crazy Hangman
· Feedback
· Joke Archive
· Joke Topics
· JokeCrazy Gallery
· Search JokeCrazy
· Submit Jokes
· Surveys
· Top Jokes
 

 Sponsor Links
 

 Search Box


 

 Random Jokes

All Other Jokes
[ All Other Jokes ]

·How to Tell If you Live in 2004
·High Morals
·Buzzing Baloney
·When the Chips are Down
·Land Sales Comparison
·Colonel Call in
·Tour Of Duty
·Lessons Learned the Hard Way
·The Best Way to Say It
 

 Sponsors
 

 Joke Books



 

Skydiving Lessons
Posted on Friday, September 06 @ 02:07:58 CDT by JokeCrazy

Teacher/Student A man went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seemed like days, he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He started to panic, but remembered his back-up chute. He pulled that cord. Nothing happened. He frantically began yanking both cords to no avail.

Suddenly he looked down, and he couldn't believe his eyes. Another man was in the air with him, but this guy was going up! Just as the other guy passed by, the skydiver yelled, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"

The other guy yelled back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"


 
 Related Links
· More about Teacher/Student
· News by JokeCrazy


Most read story about Teacher/Student:
Little Billy

 

 Article Rating
Average Score: 3.5
Votes: 2


Please take a second and vote for this article:

Excellent
Very Good
Good
Regular
Bad

 

 Options

 Printer Friendly Printer Friendly

 


Rate this site!
Take me to CanadaSEEK.com!
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest 2001 - 2006 by JokeCrazy.com
You can syndicate our news using the file backend.php or ultramode.txt

PHP-Nuke Copyright © 2004 by Francisco Burzi. This is free software, and you may redistribute it under the GPL.
PHP-Nuke comes with absolutely no warranty, for details, see the license.
Page Generation: 0.16 Seconds