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Gus the Pus Sucker
Posted on Wednesday, November 20 @ 23:05:00 CST by JokeCrazy

Gross Jokes A woman walks into a doctor's surgery with a huge boil on her arse.

The doctor squeezes it, pushes it, and then looks at the hard white pus core.

He says, 'This is too big a job for me.'

So he sends her to Gus the pus sucker.

The woman goes to Gus who looks at the bulging, red, inflamed boil festering with pus and says,

'This is no problem.'

Halfway through the operation the woman drops a mammoth fart.

Gus stops what he's doing, looks up and says, 'You know lady, it's people like you that make this job fucking disgusting.'

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