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What is that perfume you are wearing?
Posted on Thursday, January 30 @ 23:05:00 CST by JokeCrazy

Gross Jokes Smoooooches writes "An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City appartment building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.

Not to be done in by these snobs, just before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and gives a grizzly fart and says..........."Broccoli .49 cents a pound.""


 
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