Register to become a Member!   [ Login ] October 20th, 2017   



Games Games and More Games
23,000 Recipes Plus!
ipCheetah - Game IP Finder
FishingCanada Web Directory
Buy Domain Names
Firewall Forums - NEW
  Home ·  Joke Topics ·  Your Account ·  Submit Jokes ·  Top 20 Lists    
 Main Menu
· Home
· Crazy Hangman
· Feedback
· Joke Archive
· Joke Topics
· JokeCrazy Gallery
· Search JokeCrazy
· Submit Jokes
· Surveys
· Top Jokes
 

 Sponsor Links
 

 Search Box


 

 Random Jokes

Redneck Jokes
[ Redneck Jokes ]

·Texas Chili Contest
·Small Famrer In The Big Farm
·Signs You're At A Wedding in Tennessee
·Redneck family history
·Redneck Family Tree
·32 rednecks in a room
·Redneck Rampage
·Texas redneck
·A Computer Is Owned By A Redneck If...
 

 Sponsors
 

 Joke Books



 

Mother Truckers
Posted on Wednesday, February 05 @ 23:05:00 CST by JokeCrazy

Play On Words At a red light, a wedded couple were in danger of being cooked alive by the sonic energy of the sound waves from the radio in the car next to them.

That car was being driven by a couple of brothas who were, shall we say, "Rap-Enhanced." They were having a rather animated conversation with some otha brotha in the *next* car over to them.

Because of the volume of the radios involved, it was difficult to make out their conversations, but the wedded couple gathered each party was pleased to have truck driving moms as they talked incessantly about those motha truckas with each sentence.

One of the wedded couple turned to the other and asked if Columbus had any gangs.

"I honestly don't know, but I assume all big cities had gangs."

But as one of the couple got to thinking about it...

"I know Los Angeles has the Crips and Bloods and that those gangs have gone beyond LA. But, how do they *do* that?"...

"Do each of these gangs have some sort of "Franchise Department"? Somebody who comes to a new "territory" and lays out the rules, collects a franchise fee, and tells the new "manager" how many people they're expected to kill to meet this month's quota?"

"Do gang members get sick time? Paid time off? Incentives based on the number of drive by shootings? Is there some formula to base commissions on the number of "caps popped in asses"?

"What about non-competes? What if one morning you wake up and say, "I'm not pleased with the management structure of the Crip Corporation and I believe my talents would best be utilized with Blood Business, Inc."? Surely there'd be a non-disclosure clause at the very least. I can't imagine the Crips would, as an organization, like the Bloods to know where all of their trucking moms are."


 
 Related Links
· More about Play On Words
· News by JokeCrazy


Most read story about Play On Words:
The Zen Master

 

 Article Rating
Average Score: 1
Votes: 1


Please take a second and vote for this article:

Excellent
Very Good
Good
Regular
Bad

 

 Options

 Printer Friendly Printer Friendly

 


Rate this site!
Take me to CanadaSEEK.com!
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest 2001 - 2006 by JokeCrazy.com
You can syndicate our news using the file backend.php or ultramode.txt

PHP-Nuke Copyright © 2004 by Francisco Burzi. This is free software, and you may redistribute it under the GPL.
PHP-Nuke comes with absolutely no warranty, for details, see the license.
Page Generation: 0.30 Seconds