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The Increase
Posted on Wednesday, February 26 @ 23:05:00 CST by JokeCrazy

Religion Jokes The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings.

One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed. A famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was looking forward to his appearance at the church.

A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed.

The townspeople sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch.

He began to swing it gently back and forth while quietly chanting --"Watch... the watch......

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Shit!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.


 
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