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Strange but True: Actual Exchanges Between Airline Pilots
Strange but True The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and
control towers from around the world.
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The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty -- do a complete circle, a move normally used to provide spacing between aircraft.

The pilot of the 727 complained, "Don't you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make even a one-eighty in this airplane?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 21 @ 01:05:00 CDT (19037 reads)
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Strange but True: Impossible to Improve on this Statement
Strange but True One of those true stories that couldn't *possibly* be improved upon it by trying to "make it funny":

Four-months pregnant actress Anne Heche isn't turning her back on homosexuality, just because she's happily married to cameraman Coley Laffoon.

The former girlfriend of comedienne Ellen Degeneres has spoken to American gay magazine The Advocate about her thoughts and feelings - and she hasn't ruled out the possibility of returning to a lesbian lifestyle.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 19 @ 01:05:00 CDT (11664 reads)
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Strange but True: Now you know
Adult Jokes I repeatedly hear that pornography is difficult, if not impossible, to define.

Nonsense, it defines itself. Nothing could be easier.

No need to wonder about the difference between "hard core" and "soft core" pornography.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, May 16 @ 01:05:00 CDT (3058 reads)
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Strange but True: The Longer... err the Shorter Version
Adult Jokes Him: "I woke up with a hard-on this morning, and it had your name written all over it."

Her: "I'm sure my name is far too long to fit the whole thing on your dick."

Him: "Oh, yeah? What's your name?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 10 @ 01:05:00 CDT (3540 reads)
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Strange but True: Little Johnny Attends a Horse Auction
Adult Jokes Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his
hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?"

"Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 08 @ 01:05:00 CDT (4710 reads)
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Strange but True: Poets Know it
Adult Jokes A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue,
So open your mouth, close your eyes,
And give your tongue some exercise!!!!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, November 06 @ 00:38:47 CST (3073 reads)
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Strange but True: A Tight Ass?
Adult Jokes There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but never able to save any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea -- each time they had sex, they would put $20.00 bill into a piggy bank.

They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year. After that time, they decided that there was enough money for their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank. The husband looked at their savings and said:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, October 22 @ 06:03:11 CDT (15555 reads)
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Strange but True: The Smart Alec Briefs
Adult Jokes Q] What do cowpies and cowgirls have in common?

A] The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.


Q] What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

A] Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 17 @ 03:56:54 CDT (6591 reads)
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Strange but True: Notorious lack of tolerance
Strange but True The air traffic dispatchers in Frankfurt (Germany) are notorious for their lack of tolerance and patience. They act as if the pilot should know everything and should not request their assistance, no matter what. Hence, the following dialogue took place between the Frankfurt International Airport air traffic dispatcher and a pilot of British Airways:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 04 @ 01:15:42 CDT (10792 reads)
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Strange but True: That was quite the birthday present
Strange but True It's a story few men can hear without scrunching their faces, crossing their legs and gasping.

A man from Pickering, east of Toronto, fresh from his 46th birthday party with friends, returned home to meet his live-in girlfriend around 3 a.m. yesterday. But, according to police, his night was far from over.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 29 @ 02:32:58 CDT (12766 reads)
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