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Ethnic - May Offend!: A good looking girl
Ethnic Jokes hrisi writes "A black guy enters a bar with a gorilla. The bartender says, "Hey, get that thing out of here!" and they leave.

The black guy takes the the gorilla back to his appartment, shaves her legs, puts on stockings, high heels, lip stick, a sexy dress, and a wig.

This done he goes back to the bar with the gorilla all dressed up. They walk in and take a seat and the bartender serves them."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, March 08 @ 23:05:00 CST (79153 reads)
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Ethnic - May Offend!: Cowboys and Indians
Ethnic Jokes hrisi writes "An Arab, a Cowboy and a Red Indian are standing next to the bus while the driver fixes the flat tire.

So they start talking. The Red Indian says, "Ah, once my people were many but now we are few!"

Then the Arab says, "Ah, once my people were few and now we are many!"

To which the Cowboy replies to the Arab, "Shiiit! That's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet!!""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, March 07 @ 23:05:00 CST (73729 reads)
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Ethnic - May Offend!: Two wishes
Ethnic Jokes hrisi writes "A black guy walking down a beach finds an old oil lamp, he rubs it and out pops a genie who says, "OK, you got only two wishes!"

The black guy thinks and says, "I wanna be a white man!"

POOF!! He turns in a white guy!!

Then the guys says, "I don't ever wanna work again!""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, March 06 @ 23:05:00 CST (69663 reads)
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Ethnic - May Offend!: Divorce Polish Style
Ethnic Jokes A Polish man married a Canadian girl, after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.

Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick. "

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 03 @ 23:05:00 CST (118323 reads)
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Ethnic - May Offend!: Those Rubber Glove Days
Ethnic Jokes A dude went into the drug store and asked to buy a rubber.

The clerk told him he doesn't sell rubbers one at a time, he only sells packages of 6, 8 or 12.

The dude asks why.

The clerk said, "Well I don't make any money off these things but I carry them for my regular customers any way and that's how they buy them."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 02 @ 00:05:00 CDT (14119 reads)
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Ethnic - May Offend!: Canadian eh?
Ethnic Jokes Two families move from Pakistan to Canada. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet--in a year's time, whichever family has become more Canadian will win.

A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing hockey, I had Tim Horton's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a two-four for tonight. How about you, eh?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 02 @ 00:05:00 CDT (28180 reads)
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