Penal Kick
Date: Tuesday, April 13 @ 22:15:00 CDT
Topic: Adult Jokes
Mike meets John at a bar. "Hey John!" he yells. John greets him back and says, " Hey you know that girl at work? the one that damn near everytime I see her i get hard?" "Yeah the fine thick one, what about her?" says Mike. "I got a date with her." "REALLY!" Mike replies in excitement. "Yeah It was earlier on today " John says. "Well, what happened?" "Well, before I left the house I taped my tool to my leg so i wouldn't get hard and I headed 2 her house and so when I get there she comes out in this short skirt with some pumps and ALL of her cleavage showing and... "Yeah and what" Mike says. " I kicked her in the face."
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