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Anagrams
Play On Words Tiggs writes "An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has far too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
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George Bush: When you rearrange the letters:
He bugs Gore
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Dormitory: When you rearrange the letters:
Dirty Room"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 23 @ 23:05:00 CST (4939 reads)
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Gay Sitcom
Play On Words Q: Hear about the new gay sitcom?

A: "Leave it, it's Beaver."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 27 @ 00:05:00 CDT (12303 reads)
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A Little Longer
Play On Words When I recently arrived at a very popular restaurant, I was dismayed to find it very crowded. Going up to the hostess I asked, "Will it be long?" Ignoring me, the hostess continued writing in her reservations book.

Thinking she had possibly not heard me the first time, I decided to ask again. "How much time is the wait for a table?"

Looking up from her book, the hostess smiled and said "About ten minutes. We will inform you when your table is ready."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, October 31 @ 23:05:00 CST (10172 reads)
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How babies are made
Play On Words A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."

The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, November 11 @ 23:44:58 CST (2277 reads)
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Mother Truckers
Play On Words At a red light, a wedded couple were in danger of being cooked alive by the sonic energy of the sound waves from the radio in the car next to them.

That car was being driven by a couple of brothas who were, shall we say, "Rap-Enhanced." They were having a rather animated conversation with some otha brotha in the *next* car over to them.

Because of the volume of the radios involved, it was difficult to make out their conversations, but the wedded couple gathered each party was pleased to have truck driving moms as they talked incessantly about those motha truckas with each sentence.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, February 05 @ 23:05:00 CST (3193 reads)
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What's Your Wish?
Play On Words A man walked into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sat down at the bar just as the bartender walked up.

"What's in the bag?," asked the bartender.

The man put the bag on the bar, reached in and pulled out a miniature baby grand piano, a small bench, and a 12-inch-tall man wearing a top hat and a tux with tails.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, December 05 @ 03:24:43 CST (1915 reads)
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Candy Coated
Play On Words One pay day, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor.

So he took Miss Hershey to the Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero and Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix.

He began to feel her Mounds that were pure Almond Joy.

It made her Tootsie Roll, and made him want to Eatmore.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 19 @ 00:15:25 CDT (3097 reads)
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Actual Signs
Play On Words In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 21 @ 00:09:40 CDT (1985 reads)
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I can't sleep without it
Play On Words Amber: Oh, come on. Please?

Fred: No. Leave me alone.

Amber: It won't take too long.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 16 @ 23:37:36 CDT (2025 reads)
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This is Cat
Play On Words Read each line ALOUD:

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is about cat
This is ten cat
This is seconds cat
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 07 @ 00:05:00 CDT (13695 reads)
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