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To Prevent Disease
Religion Jokes There was a priest who went into the country to pay a visit to a 92-year-old church member. She welcomed him into the parlor.

While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was half filled with water and a condom was floating on top of it. He dare not say anything.

After tea, curiosity got the best of him and the priest asked her about it.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 08 @ 00:51:17 CDT (1832 reads)
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College Holy Scriptures
Religion Jokes The Holy Scripture may have had a different bent if written by college students:

The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -cold, with stale Coke.

The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -double-spaced, with wide margins, and written in a large font.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, March 02 @ 23:09:16 CST (1667 reads)
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Feel The Power
Religion Jokes "Hey God! We don't need you anymore--we can make mankind ourselves," said three rather bold (and not so smart)scientists.

"O really?" God replied.

"Yes. As a matter of fact, why don't we hold a contest to see who can make a man faster--you or us?" queried the scientists.

"O.K." said God.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 15 @ 23:05:00 CST (11341 reads)
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The Apple is Served
Religion Jokes A Rabbi who's been leading a congregation for many years is upset by the fact that he's never been able to eat pork. So he devises a plan whereby he flies to a remote tropical island and checks into a hotel.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, June 04 @ 20:26:27 CDT (1509 reads)
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Bragging Rights
Religion Jokes A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, and married, with four kids and eleven grandchildren... Last night I had an affair. I made love to a couple of 18 year old girls... both of them... twice!"

"Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" asked the priest.

"Never Father. I don't belong to your church."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 13 @ 00:09:23 CDT (1867 reads)
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No Rain no Gain
Religion Jokes One summer, a drought threatened the crop in a small town. On a hot and dry Sunday, the village parson told his congregation, "There isn't anything that will save us except to pray for rain. Go home, pray, believe, and come back next Sunday ready to thank God for sending rain."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, July 12 @ 23:53:31 CDT (1833 reads)
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Correct Words For The Occasion
Religion Jokes A group of nuns were traveling in a car when it had a flat tire. They got out and tried to change it, but being rather unworldly, they didn't really know how. Luckily, a truck came along and the driver offered to change it for them. They gratefully accepted.

As the trucker jacked up the car, it slipped from the jack and he yelled, "Son-of-a-bitch."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 09 @ 00:33:56 CDT (1671 reads)
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Five Dollar Bill
Religion Jokes Tiggs writes "A little boy was given a five dollar bill to put in the collection plate. When the offering came around, he wouldn't put it in.

But after the end of the service, when he went to shake the pastor's hand, he pulled out the five dollar bill and gave it to the pastor."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 16 @ 23:05:00 CST (1983 reads)
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From the dust of Ireland
Religion Jokes As soon as she had finished convent school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 17 @ 00:06:40 CDT (1404 reads)
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Ministers walk on water
Religion Jokes Three ministers were out on a lake fishing one fine afternoon. A Protestant minister, an Episcopalian priest and a Catholic priest.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 17 @ 00:07:29 CDT (1834 reads)
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