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BILL CLINTON....AKA...DR. SEUSS
News/Politics I did not do it in a car
I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 24 @ 00:11:16 CDT (3744 reads)
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Fans are faster in heaven
News/Politics A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts to show him around the whole place; the tennis courts, the main lobby , when they come upon a room full of clocks.Some are going fast, some slow and some normal.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 17 @ 00:11:22 CDT (2112 reads)
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Clinton confounds critics
News/Politics President Clinton confounded critics when his job approval rating went up to 69%.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 18 @ 00:05:24 CDT (2104 reads)
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Now who's acting?
News/Politics What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton?

Ronald Reagan was an actor before he was President.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (1653 reads)
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Ealge One
News/Politics Did you hear about the time when a president went to visit a nursing home?

He walked up to a lady in a wheel chair and tried to be polite, but found that he wasn't being very successful at carrying on a conversation with her. Finally, in desperation he said, "Ma’am, do you know who I am?"

She answered, "No sir, I don't know who you are--but if you go up to that desk they can tell you."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, November 26 @ 23:05:00 CST (11791 reads)
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Cleaning Out City Hall
News/Politics A city politician is badly hurt after falling down the stairs at city hall. He is taken to the hospital where he remains in a coma for several days.

Finally he recovers, and his doctor tells him, "My friend, I have bad news and I have good news. First of all, you will never be able to work again."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (14475 reads)
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The Top 10 Most Intelligent Statements of George W. Bush
News/Politics Unregistered Guest writes "10) "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer you question." October 4, 2000, George W. Bush (Now that's honesty!.)

9) "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." January 30, 2000, George W. Bush (George W. obviously has plans he is not telling us!)

8) "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." November 2, 2000, George W. Bush"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 26 @ 23:05:00 CST (18028 reads)
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The opposite of progress
News/Politics If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (1966 reads)
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This is a chain letter.
News/Politics Dear Friends:

Yes, this is a chain letter. It won't cost you anything, but like most chain letters, you've got to follow the directions exactly.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 06 @ 00:18:32 CDT (6311 reads)
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Dear Abby
News/Politics Dear Abby,

My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he’s a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker, but many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he just denies it all. Then he admits he was wrong, and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he’s a cheat. What should I do?

...Frustrated
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 05 @ 00:32:59 CDT (4042 reads)
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