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The Box and the Beer Cans
News/Politics Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed and I don't want you to look in it until I die.”
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 11 @ 00:51:28 CDT (2034 reads)
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Cow Killer celabrates with party
News/Politics Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car.

The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 28 @ 00:13:06 CDT (3740 reads)
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The President's Penchant For Pigs
News/Politics President Clinton is arriving back in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply salutes him as usual.

Clinton said, "I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, November 15 @ 23:24:03 CST (11366 reads)
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Al Gore and Elvis
News/Politics What's the difference between Al Gore and Elvis?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 11 @ 00:52:28 CDT (1772 reads)
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If the truth be told...
News/Politics A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 29 @ 08:24:35 CDT (2675 reads)
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This is a chain letter.
News/Politics Dear Friends:

Yes, this is a chain letter. It won't cost you anything, but like most chain letters, you've got to follow the directions exactly.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 06 @ 00:18:32 CDT (6189 reads)
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The Greatest Contribution to Humankind
News/Politics Three people, a doctor, an engineer and a politician were arguing over whose contribution to humankind was greatest.The doctor said, "the Lord created Eve from Adam; it was a surgical procedure, therefore we doctors were there from the creation!"

"No way," the engineer interrupted. "Go back a step: the Lord created the universe from chaos. That was the greatest engineering feat in history! MY profession was the one that was there at the beginning!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, June 18 @ 00:42:59 CDT (11641 reads)
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Clinton on foreign affairs
News/Politics When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 17 @ 00:07:29 CDT (1595 reads)
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The opposite of progress
News/Politics If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (1939 reads)
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The Top 10 Most Intelligent Statements of George W. Bush
News/Politics Unregistered Guest writes "10) "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer you question." October 4, 2000, George W. Bush (Now that's honesty!.)

9) "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." January 30, 2000, George W. Bush (George W. obviously has plans he is not telling us!)

8) "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." November 2, 2000, George W. Bush"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 26 @ 23:05:00 CST (17927 reads)
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