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Clinton on foreign affairs
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When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."
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Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else."
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The President's Penchant For Pigs
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President Clinton is arriving back in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply salutes him as usual.
Clinton said, "I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full."
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, November 15 @ 23:24:03 CST (8841 reads)
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United for a Common Cause
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The President has asked that we, the people of America, unite for a common cause.
The hard line Islamic people can not stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a nude woman that is not their wife.
Therefore, tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their houses with no clothes on to help weed out the terrorists.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 11 @ 00:05:00 CDT (8722 reads)
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A city politician is badly hurt after falling down the stairs at city hall. He is taken to the hospital where he remains in a coma for several days.
Finally he recovers, and his doctor tells him, "My friend, I have bad news and I have good news. First of all, you will never be able to work again."
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (9524 reads)
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'What do Monica Lewinskey and a soda machine have in common?
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (1996 reads)
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Five Dollar Reality Check
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Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees this and calls out: "Fifty dollars!" He is tempted, but the price is a little high. So he calls back: "Five!" She is disappointed and turns away and Bill continues his jog.
A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she want not come down on her price. "Fifty!" she shouts and Bill answers her: "Five!" No sale.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 24 @ 00:05:00 CDT (9377 reads)
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What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton?
Ronald Reagan was an actor before he was President.
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The Top 10 Most Intelligent Statements of George W. Bush
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Unregistered Guest writes "10) "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer you question."
October 4, 2000, George W. Bush
(Now that's honesty!.)
9) "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
January 30, 2000, George W. Bush
(George W. obviously has plans he is not telling us!)
8) "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."
November 2, 2000, George W. Bush"
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 26 @ 23:05:00 CST (13093 reads)
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Dear Friends:
Yes, this is a chain letter. It won't cost you anything, but like
most chain letters, you've got to follow the directions exactly.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 06 @ 00:18:32 CDT (3691 reads)
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| Monday, September 03 | | · | $5 Jog |
| Sunday, August 05 | | · | Dear Abby |
| Sunday, July 15 | | · | Barbara Bush describes most embarrassing moments |
| Friday, July 13 | | · | Read my lips |
| Friday, June 29 | | · | If the truth be told... |
| Sunday, June 10 | | · | A good husband |
| Wednesday, June 06 | | · | This is a chain letter. |
| Saturday, April 28 | | · | Cow Killer celabrates with party |
| Tuesday, April 24 | | · | BILL CLINTON....AKA...DR. SEUSS |
| Friday, April 20 | | · | The pleasure is all mine |
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