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Al Gore and Elvis
News/Politics What's the difference between Al Gore and Elvis?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 11 @ 01:52:28 CDT (1780 reads)
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Fans are faster in heaven
News/Politics A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts to show him around the whole place; the tennis courts, the main lobby , when they come upon a room full of clocks.Some are going fast, some slow and some normal.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 17 @ 01:11:22 CDT (2091 reads)
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This is a chain letter.
News/Politics Dear Friends:

Yes, this is a chain letter. It won't cost you anything, but like most chain letters, you've got to follow the directions exactly.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 06 @ 01:18:32 CDT (6244 reads)
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The opposite of progress
News/Politics If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 02:18:37 CDT (1949 reads)
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The pleasure is all mine
News/Politics There was a man who computed his taxes for 2000 and discovered that he owed $3407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter:

Dear IRS,
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 20 @ 01:41:17 CDT (2954 reads)
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Clinton on euthanasia
News/Politics Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 17 @ 01:07:29 CDT (2099 reads)
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BILL CLINTON....AKA...DR. SEUSS
News/Politics I did not do it in a car
I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 24 @ 01:11:16 CDT (3694 reads)
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Five Dollar Reality Check
News/Politics Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees this and calls out: "Fifty dollars!" He is tempted, but the price is a little high. So he calls back: "Five!" She is disappointed and turns away and Bill continues his jog.

A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she want not come down on her price. "Fifty!" she shouts and Bill answers her: "Five!" No sale.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 24 @ 01:05:00 CDT (12331 reads)
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$5 Jog
News/Politics Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. And on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. Apprehensive, he would brace himself as he approached her for what was (most certainly) about to follow. "Fifty dollars! ," she would shout from the curb.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 03 @ 01:22:58 CDT (6045 reads)
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Monica Lewinskey ...
News/Politics 'What do Monica Lewinskey and a soda machine have in common?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 02:18:37 CDT (2619 reads)
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