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The Greatest Contribution to Humankind
News/Politics Three people, a doctor, an engineer and a politician were arguing over whose contribution to humankind was greatest.The doctor said, "the Lord created Eve from Adam; it was a surgical procedure, therefore we doctors were there from the creation!"

"No way," the engineer interrupted. "Go back a step: the Lord created the universe from chaos. That was the greatest engineering feat in history! MY profession was the one that was there at the beginning!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, June 18 @ 01:42:59 CDT (11710 reads)
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If the truth be told...
News/Politics A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 29 @ 09:24:35 CDT (2722 reads)
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The President's Penchant For Pigs
News/Politics President Clinton is arriving back in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply salutes him as usual.

Clinton said, "I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, November 16 @ 00:24:03 CST (11434 reads)
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A good husband
News/Politics The Governor made room on his busy calendar to hear the pleas of one Mrs. Smith that her husband be released from the state penitentiary. "What was he sentenced for?" asked the Governor gently.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, June 10 @ 03:34:51 CDT (3508 reads)
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Bob Dole on briefs...
News/Politics At a recent rally Bob Dole was asked if he wore boxers or briefs. He replied, 'Depends.'
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 09 @ 05:40:46 CDT (1761 reads)
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Al Gore and Elvis
News/Politics What's the difference between Al Gore and Elvis?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 11 @ 01:52:28 CDT (1792 reads)
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Bill Clinton falls ill from Africa
News/Politics Bill Clinton fell deathly ill while being transported home from his Africa trip. Apparently he picked up a strange, life-threatening disease in one of the villages.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 15 @ 19:03:52 CDT (1741 reads)
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Monica Lewinskey ...
News/Politics 'What do Monica Lewinskey and a soda machine have in common?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 02:18:37 CDT (2627 reads)
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Cow Killer celabrates with party
News/Politics Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car.

The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 28 @ 01:13:06 CDT (3778 reads)
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George Bush goes to a Primary School
News/Politics George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 19 @ 09:15:54 CDT (47497 reads)
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