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A good husband
News/Politics The Governor made room on his busy calendar to hear the pleas of one Mrs. Smith that her husband be released from the state penitentiary. "What was he sentenced for?" asked the Governor gently.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, June 10 @ 02:34:51 CDT (3485 reads)
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This is a chain letter.
News/Politics Dear Friends:

Yes, this is a chain letter. It won't cost you anything, but like most chain letters, you've got to follow the directions exactly.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 06 @ 00:18:32 CDT (6219 reads)
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$5 Jog
News/Politics Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. And on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. Apprehensive, he would brace himself as he approached her for what was (most certainly) about to follow. "Fifty dollars! ," she would shout from the curb.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 03 @ 00:22:58 CDT (6040 reads)
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The opposite of progress
News/Politics If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (1945 reads)
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BILL CLINTON....AKA...DR. SEUSS
News/Politics I did not do it in a car
I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 24 @ 00:11:16 CDT (3666 reads)
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The President's Penchant For Pigs
News/Politics President Clinton is arriving back in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply salutes him as usual.

Clinton said, "I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, November 15 @ 23:24:03 CST (11386 reads)
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Dear Abby
News/Politics Dear Abby,

My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he’s a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker, but many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he just denies it all. Then he admits he was wrong, and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he’s a cheat. What should I do?

...Frustrated
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 05 @ 00:32:59 CDT (4001 reads)
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George Bush goes to a Primary School
News/Politics George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 19 @ 08:15:54 CDT (47391 reads)
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Now who's acting?
News/Politics What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton?

Ronald Reagan was an actor before he was President.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (1634 reads)
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The pleasure is all mine
News/Politics There was a man who computed his taxes for 2000 and discovered that he owed $3407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter:

Dear IRS,
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 20 @ 00:41:17 CDT (2945 reads)
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