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Barbara Bush describes most embarrassing moments
News/Politics In her memoirs, Barbara Bush described one of those most embarrassing moments that inevitably occur, even on the most carefully advanced of foreign trips. Along with her husband, then the Vice President, Mrs. Bush was lunching with Emperor Hirohito at Tokyo's Imperial Palace.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 15 @ 20:32:50 CDT (3565 reads)
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George Bush goes to a Primary School
News/Politics George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 19 @ 08:15:54 CDT (47273 reads)
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The Box and the Beer Cans
News/Politics Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed and I don't want you to look in it until I die.”
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 11 @ 00:51:28 CDT (2025 reads)
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The Top 10 Most Intelligent Statements of George W. Bush
News/Politics Unregistered Guest writes "10) "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer you question." October 4, 2000, George W. Bush (Now that's honesty!.)

9) "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." January 30, 2000, George W. Bush (George W. obviously has plans he is not telling us!)

8) "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." November 2, 2000, George W. Bush"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 26 @ 23:05:00 CST (17870 reads)
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Now who's acting?
News/Politics What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton?

Ronald Reagan was an actor before he was President.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (1617 reads)
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Read my lips
News/Politics Did you hear that next week Tipper Gore is going on the Presidential Campaign with her husband.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 13 @ 02:12:54 CDT (8420 reads)
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George Bush Meets Little Johhny
News/Politics George Bush is out jogging one morning, notices Little Johnny on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to Little Johnny and says, "What's in the box kid?"

Little Johnny says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 17 @ 01:48:59 CDT (14106 reads)
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The Greatest Contribution to Humankind
News/Politics Three people, a doctor, an engineer and a politician were arguing over whose contribution to humankind was greatest.The doctor said, "the Lord created Eve from Adam; it was a surgical procedure, therefore we doctors were there from the creation!"

"No way," the engineer interrupted. "Go back a step: the Lord created the universe from chaos. That was the greatest engineering feat in history! MY profession was the one that was there at the beginning!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, June 18 @ 00:42:59 CDT (11612 reads)
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Bill Clinton falls ill from Africa
News/Politics Bill Clinton fell deathly ill while being transported home from his Africa trip. Apparently he picked up a strange, life-threatening disease in one of the villages.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 15 @ 18:03:52 CDT (1709 reads)
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This is a chain letter.
News/Politics Dear Friends:

Yes, this is a chain letter. It won't cost you anything, but like most chain letters, you've got to follow the directions exactly.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 06 @ 00:18:32 CDT (6169 reads)
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