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Olympic men's figure skating
Sports Jokes It is the Olympic men's figure skating. Out comes the Russian competitor, he skates around to some classical music in a slightly dull costume, performs some excellent leaps but without any great artistic feel for the music.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 07 @ 01:22:15 CDT (1911 reads)
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Better Late Than Never
Sports Jokes A recent retiree was given a set of golf clubs as a parting gift by his former co-workers. He had never golfed before. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons and explained to him that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing and then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 30 @ 00:05:00 CDT (15625 reads)
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Football Fanatic
Sports Jokes Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 25 @ 03:45:59 CDT (2444 reads)
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Golfing Talent Search
Sports Jokes Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says "Loft".

The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, February 07 @ 23:05:00 CST (4008 reads)
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Trick Fishing Method
Sports Jokes A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 21 @ 15:07:38 CST (2013 reads)
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Golf Gotcha
Sports Jokes A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado.

"What's wrong?" a woman asked.

"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, November 27 @ 04:30:04 CST (3313 reads)
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Player Cooperation
Sports Jokes At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded yes.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you are out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again, the boy nodded yes.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 23 @ 02:27:32 CDT (3067 reads)
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Sports Jokes It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 08 @ 10:45:00 CDT (43239 reads)
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Fishing Facts
Sports Jokes Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker!

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything!

Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, October 13 @ 00:05:00 CDT (12362 reads)
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The Toss Up
Sports Jokes By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over. "Why are you so late?" his friend asked.

"I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the game."

"How long could that have taken you?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 02 @ 04:50:17 CST (2999 reads)
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