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Golf Gotcha
Sports Jokes A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado.

"What's wrong?" a woman asked.

"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, November 27 @ 04:30:04 CST (3301 reads)
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Player Cooperation
Sports Jokes At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded yes.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you are out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again, the boy nodded yes.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 23 @ 02:27:32 CDT (3059 reads)
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Nun of Language Please
Sports Jokes This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he would spend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house, he was told that the only way he could play today was if he was willing to play along with three nuns.

He agreed and set off with the nuns in tow. At the first hole he said, after you, and the nuns insisted that he go first.

He took a giant swing and sliced it into a nearby bunker.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, February 08 @ 23:05:00 CST (9501 reads)
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Fishing Facts
Sports Jokes Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker!

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything!

Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, October 13 @ 00:05:00 CDT (12342 reads)
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Cleveland Parachute Club Sales pitch
Sports Jokes A woman answers the phone in a busy office, "Good morning, Cleveland Parachute Club".

A startled man on the other end replied, "Excuse me, but isn't this the Cleveland Prostitute Club"?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 04:11:20 CDT (2238 reads)
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Affirmative Cooperation
Sports Jokes At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old soccer players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 28 @ 23:05:00 CST (15040 reads)
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Oops!
Sports Jokes It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 08 @ 10:45:00 CDT (43177 reads)
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The second worse thing
Sports Jokes Three guys are out hunting and sitting around the evening campfire exchanging their worst experiences.

The first guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was up on a scaffold 7 stories high washing windows when the scaffold collapsed and he fell, breaking every bone in his body and he was hospitalized for six months.

The second guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was hitch-hiking and a Greyhound bus ran over him, breaking his back and he wound up in the hospital for nearly a year.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 21 @ 23:27:59 CST (3046 reads)
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Trick Fishing Method
Sports Jokes A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 21 @ 15:07:38 CST (2007 reads)
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Football Fanatic
Sports Jokes Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 25 @ 03:45:59 CDT (2435 reads)
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