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Golf Gotcha
Sports Jokes A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado.

"What's wrong?" a woman asked.

"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, November 27 @ 05:30:04 CST (3379 reads)
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The second worse thing
Sports Jokes Three guys are out hunting and sitting around the evening campfire exchanging their worst experiences.

The first guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was up on a scaffold 7 stories high washing windows when the scaffold collapsed and he fell, breaking every bone in his body and he was hospitalized for six months.

The second guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was hitch-hiking and a Greyhound bus ran over him, breaking his back and he wound up in the hospital for nearly a year.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 22 @ 00:27:59 CST (3076 reads)
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Ground test
Sports Jokes Bob, an experienced sky diver, was getting ready for a jump one day when he spotted another man outfitted to dive wearing dark glasses, carrying a white can and holding a seeing-eye dog by a leash.

Shocked that the blind man was also going to jump, Bob struck up a conversation, expressing his admiration for the man's courage. Then, curious, he asked, "How do you know when the ground is getting close?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 29 @ 02:19:20 CDT (2733 reads)
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Football Fanatic
Sports Jokes Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 25 @ 04:45:59 CDT (2472 reads)
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Affirmative Cooperation
Sports Jokes At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old soccer players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 29 @ 00:05:00 CST (15096 reads)
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Trick Fishing Method
Sports Jokes A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 21 @ 16:07:38 CST (2025 reads)
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Dirty Golf Sayings That Are Not
Sports Jokes Oh, bite, sweatheart.

See it suck back to the hole?

I yanked it in the woods.

I pushed it in the swamp.

Never up, never in.

My head was a little late to impact.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 11 @ 01:05:00 CDT (35940 reads)
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Better Late Than Never
Sports Jokes A recent retiree was given a set of golf clubs as a parting gift by his former co-workers. He had never golfed before. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons and explained to him that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing and then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 30 @ 01:05:00 CDT (15755 reads)
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Cleveland Parachute Club Sales pitch
Sports Jokes A woman answers the phone in a busy office, "Good morning, Cleveland Parachute Club".

A startled man on the other end replied, "Excuse me, but isn't this the Cleveland Prostitute Club"?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 05:11:20 CDT (2268 reads)
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Golfers Backswing
Sports Jokes A horny bloke and a hot chick met at a singles' resort and immediately fell in love and quickly got down to business.

"Before we go any further, there's one thing I should admit," said the bloke. "I'm a golfaholic. I play every weekend, all year round."

"Thanks for being so honest," the chick replied. "Because there's something I should tell you too - I'm a hooker!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 18 @ 00:05:00 CST (7675 reads)
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