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Toss up
Sports Jokes By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over. "Why are you so late?" his friend asked.

"I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the game."

"How long could that have taken you?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 12 @ 23:38:11 CDT (3163 reads)
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Football Fanatic
Sports Jokes Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 25 @ 03:45:59 CDT (2461 reads)
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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf
Sports Jokes 10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, May 20 @ 01:14:15 CDT (3005 reads)
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Diver Meets Guy Underwater
Sports Jokes One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, a minute later, the same guy joined him.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 09 @ 05:30:00 CDT (39600 reads)
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The second worse thing
Sports Jokes Three guys are out hunting and sitting around the evening campfire exchanging their worst experiences.

The first guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was up on a scaffold 7 stories high washing windows when the scaffold collapsed and he fell, breaking every bone in his body and he was hospitalized for six months.

The second guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was hitch-hiking and a Greyhound bus ran over him, breaking his back and he wound up in the hospital for nearly a year.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 21 @ 23:27:59 CST (3067 reads)
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Ground test
Sports Jokes Bob, an experienced sky diver, was getting ready for a jump one day when he spotted another man outfitted to dive wearing dark glasses, carrying a white can and holding a seeing-eye dog by a leash.

Shocked that the blind man was also going to jump, Bob struck up a conversation, expressing his admiration for the man's courage. Then, curious, he asked, "How do you know when the ground is getting close?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 29 @ 01:19:20 CDT (2725 reads)
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Decisions, decisions...
Sports Jokes A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?"

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, February 08 @ 00:00:05 CST (2003 reads)
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Olympic men's figure skating
Sports Jokes It is the Olympic men's figure skating. Out comes the Russian competitor, he skates around to some classical music in a slightly dull costume, performs some excellent leaps but without any great artistic feel for the music.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 07 @ 01:22:15 CDT (1920 reads)
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The tennis bracelet
Sports Jokes Things weren't going too well for the husband business-wise and he got his wife an imitation tennis bracelet, instead of the real one she wanted for their anniversary. "I hope you understand sweetheart, but you can pretend it's real."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 15 @ 17:52:10 CDT (2120 reads)
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Golf Gotcha
Sports Jokes A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado.

"What's wrong?" a woman asked.

"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, November 27 @ 04:30:04 CST (3324 reads)
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