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Gold Medalist
Sports Jokes Tiggs writes "Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.

The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."

The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps.""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, January 18 @ 00:05:00 CST (3183 reads)
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The second worse thing
Sports Jokes Three guys are out hunting and sitting around the evening campfire exchanging their worst experiences.

The first guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was up on a scaffold 7 stories high washing windows when the scaffold collapsed and he fell, breaking every bone in his body and he was hospitalized for six months.

The second guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was hitch-hiking and a Greyhound bus ran over him, breaking his back and he wound up in the hospital for nearly a year.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 22 @ 00:27:59 CST (3089 reads)
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Better Late Than Never
Sports Jokes A recent retiree was given a set of golf clubs as a parting gift by his former co-workers. He had never golfed before. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons and explained to him that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing and then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 30 @ 01:05:00 CDT (15859 reads)
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Long Shot For A Ride
Sports Jokes A foursome of elderly gentlemen came back after a round of golf. At the 19th hole in the Clubhouse, the Pro asked them, "How did your game go?"

The first said he had a good round with 25 riders. The second said he did OK with 16 riders. The third said, "Not too bad, since I had 10 riders." The fourth was disappointed and said that he played badly with only two riders.

The Pro was confounded by this new term "rider." However, not wanting to show his ignorance, he just smiled and wish them better golf the next time. He then approached the clerk at the counter and asked, "Jerry, can you tell me what this term 'riders' means?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, December 06 @ 00:05:00 CST (11154 reads)
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Blinded by Gas
Sports Jokes A lady goes into the local sporting goods store to buy a fishing rod to give to her husband for his birthday.

A salesman wearing dark glasses with a dog is behind the counter and asks, "Can I help you ma'am ?"

"Well, I'd like to buy a fishing rod, can you tell me about this one?" she answers.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 29 @ 01:25:34 CDT (2806 reads)
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Golfers Backswing
Sports Jokes A horny bloke and a hot chick met at a singles' resort and immediately fell in love and quickly got down to business.

"Before we go any further, there's one thing I should admit," said the bloke. "I'm a golfaholic. I play every weekend, all year round."

"Thanks for being so honest," the chick replied. "Because there's something I should tell you too - I'm a hooker!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 18 @ 00:05:00 CST (7683 reads)
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Dirty Golf Sayings That Are Not
Sports Jokes Oh, bite, sweatheart.

See it suck back to the hole?

I yanked it in the woods.

I pushed it in the swamp.

Never up, never in.

My head was a little late to impact.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 11 @ 01:05:00 CDT (35977 reads)
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Golfing Talent Search
Sports Jokes Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says "Loft".

The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, February 08 @ 00:05:00 CST (4032 reads)
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Affirmative Cooperation
Sports Jokes At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old soccer players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 29 @ 00:05:00 CST (15117 reads)
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The Toss Up
Sports Jokes By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over. "Why are you so late?" his friend asked.

"I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the game."

"How long could that have taken you?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 02 @ 05:50:17 CST (3041 reads)
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