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Its not that money that counts
Insults Galore Jack's grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 09 @ 02:08:32 CDT (2882 reads)
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He said, She said
Insults Galore He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 11 @ 01:24:01 CDT (3149 reads)
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Coffee Shop Talk
Insults Galore An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Australian politely ignored the American who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The American snapped the gum in his mouth and said, "Do you Australian folk eat the whole bread?"

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "yeah, of course".
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 06 @ 11:34:51 CST (15917 reads)
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Mr. Potato Head
Insults Galore Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man??
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 06 @ 01:11:10 CDT (27356 reads)
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The Dog/Woman Trilogy
Insults Galore HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE

* Both look stupid in hats.

* Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.

* Both tend to have -hip- problems.

* Neither understands football.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, September 06 @ 03:00:39 CDT (15159 reads)
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Tread carefully
Insults Galore Three more things that you should never say to a woman during an argument:

** You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 08 @ 02:59:22 CDT (3069 reads)
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Women and Men
Insults Galore "If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?? I believe in Dragons, Good Men, and other Fantasy Creatures...
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 25 @ 02:24:28 CDT (4490 reads)
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I believe
Insults Galore I believe in Dragons, Good Men, and other Fantasy Creatures...
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 06 @ 01:11:10 CDT (3273 reads)
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Interruping the wife
Insults Galore I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly 18 months — I don't want to interrupt her!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 01:11:45 CDT (3982 reads)
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Swimming in Food
Insults Galore A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order.

The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu, shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar Salad, lobster, crepes Suzette, with no regard to the price.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, February 27 @ 00:35:38 CST (12068 reads)
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