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A Man of Few Words
Insults Galore Betty, the town gossip and self-appointed supervisor of the town's morals, kept ticking her nose into other people's business.

Several local residents were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. However, she made a mistake when she recently accused Ted, a local man, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar one afternoon. Ted, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away without saying a word.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 17 @ 03:09:08 CDT (16009 reads)
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The Traffic Ticket
Insults Galore A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 19 @ 00:59:06 CDT (3592 reads)
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You're so ugly...
Insults Galore You're so ugly, your dog has to close its eyes when it humps your leg!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 05:05:48 CDT (34324 reads)
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Swimming in Food
Insults Galore A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order.

The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu, shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar Salad, lobster, crepes Suzette, with no regard to the price.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, February 26 @ 23:35:38 CST (12113 reads)
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He said, She said
Insults Galore He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 11 @ 00:24:01 CDT (3177 reads)
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Coffee Shop Talk
Insults Galore An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Australian politely ignored the American who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The American snapped the gum in his mouth and said, "Do you Australian folk eat the whole bread?"

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "yeah, of course".
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 06 @ 10:34:51 CST (15960 reads)
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The Camel Trade Offer
Insults Galore As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts.

After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from.

"America," the husband replied.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 09 @ 00:05:00 CDT (12277 reads)
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Proof of Human Stupidity
Insults Galore In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 15 @ 01:00:49 CDT (18289 reads)
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How many divorced men
Insults Galore Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, August 17 @ 01:19:12 CDT (3459 reads)
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Faster quieter cars
Insults Galore Q. Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 27 @ 01:40:59 CDT (11435 reads)
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