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Unregistered Guest writes "A new, young MD doing his residency in Obstetrics was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him.
He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?""
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 14 @ 00:05:00 CDT (4709 reads)
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Well, Now That You Mention It
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"Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit."
"Does that mean I'm cured?" he asked.
"For all practical purposes, yes," she said. "I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven't stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know where the kleptomania came from."
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 03 @ 22:28:02 CST (899 reads)
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Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring. "There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every summer she takes me to the Catskills for a week, and every winter we spend a week at Delray Beach."
"That's nothing compared to what my Anna does for me," declared Mrs. Jones proudly. "Every winter she treats me to
two weeks in Miami, and in the summer two weeks in the Hamptons, in my own private guest house."
Mrs. Smith sat back with a proud smile. "Nobody loves her mother like my Jackie does. Nobody."
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 04 @ 23:05:00 CST (1754 reads)
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After an extensive battery of tests, a guy meets with his doctor to discuss the results.
"I'm afraid I have two pieces of rather bad news," says the doctor, "First, you have inoperable cancer."
"Oh my god," says the patient, "what's the second piece of bad news?"
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 03 @ 23:59:19 CDT (1393 reads)
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A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician. "I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."
The woman went to the doctor's office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced. "I'm back!"
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 17 @ 23:37:44 CST (1037 reads)
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Craig, the clerk in the small drug store, wasn't much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Joe, the owner, had had enough of his clerk's incompetence and warned Craig that the next sale he missed would be his last.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 23 @ 00:52:44 CDT (814 reads)
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Seriousness of the Matter
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The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.
"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 01 @ 04:21:54 CST (1067 reads)
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"It's just a cold," the doctor said. "There is no cure, and you'll just have to live with it until it goes away."
"But Doctor," the patient whined, "it's making me so miserable."
The doctor rolled his eyes toward the ceiling. Then he said, "Look, go home and take a hot bath. Then put a bathing suit on and run around the block three or
four times."
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, September 07 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1305 reads)
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Tiggs writes "A woman who had the worst chronic headache goes to a famous "new age" holistic doctor, as a last resort.
"Doctor, I have tried everything, but my headache just won't go away."
The doctor replied, "You have come to the right place. This is what I want you to do: go home, stare at yourself in the mirror, point your index fingers at your temples, and repeat this mantra: "I really don't have a headache, I really don't have a headache". Do it as long as it takes, the headache is just going to vanish.""
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 20 @ 23:05:00 CST (1507 reads)
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Unregistered Guest writes "Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything inside them is color-coded.""
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 27 @ 23:05:00 CST (1882 reads)
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| Sunday, May 11 | | · | Breast Cancer Self-Examination |
| Monday, April 21 | | · | No Cause for Complaint |
| Monday, April 14 | | · | OB/GYN |
| Sunday, April 06 | | · | Perfect Health |
| Saturday, April 05 | | · | Exemplary Offspring |
| Friday, March 28 | | · | The Surgery |
| Monday, March 17 | | · | Acute Angina |
| Wednesday, January 22 | | · | Actual Proctologist Comments |
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