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Adult Jokes A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.

A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 10 @ 02:52:23 CST (2240 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Market Research for Vaseline
Adult Jokes A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 26 @ 00:27:22 CDT (2414 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Dead Beaver
Adult Jokes Little Johnny walks in on his grandmother having a shower. He points and asks curiously, "What's that?

His grandmother replies "Oh! That's my beaver."

The next day, little Johnny walks in on his mother having a shower. Again, he points and asks curiously, "What's that?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 01 @ 20:28:21 CDT (2719 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Little Johnny on Corvettes
Adult Jokes Little Johnny and two of his friends were sitting on a front porch one day after school. Billy looked down the street and saw a bright red Corvette. "Some day I'm gonna be a lawyer so I can buy me one of those Corvettes," he said.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 15 @ 17:52:10 CDT (2834 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: From the Park Bench
Adult Jokes Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.

Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. 'Mutual orgasm' here and mutual orgasm' there-that's all they talk about.

Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutualorgasm?".
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 24 @ 00:53:53 CDT (2276 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Hit by Cold Water
Adult Jokes This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no Western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his
trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter in one.

One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man engaged in "playful activities" with
ten beautiful, dark, young women, all in the nude. The young man had the biggest, strongest penis the Britisher had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who this man was.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (2693 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Movie Titles to Adult Titles
Adult Jokes A poll asked folks to take a real movie title and change it so that it would become an "Adult" movie title. Here's are some of the results:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, August 03 @ 00:10:06 CDT (8533 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Grooms to the left, Brides to the right
Adult Jokes A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The Parrot, being a male, sneaks out and screws the next door neighbors turkeys and rushes back home, but not before being caught in the act.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 07 @ 01:38:02 CDT (1961 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: One Woman's Search For True Love
Adult Jokes When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend...

When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, September 05 @ 03:04:35 CDT (2290 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Playing Around
Adult Jokes An Irish wife was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards, she slipped over and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband. 'Paddy! Paddy!' she yelled.

Paddy came running in. 'Paddy I've suctioned myself to the floor,' she said.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, November 22 @ 01:28:22 CST (2198 reads)
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