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My Dear Wife
Adult Jokes To my dear wife:

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 years, can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn hotel.

Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, March 13 @ 23:05:00 CST (68317 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Tell Tale Signs
Adult Jokes One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars ... a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, November 29 @ 07:55:49 CST (3037 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The speed zone
Adult Jokes A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. They decided to pull over and park and have some fun.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 13 @ 00:17:51 CDT (1986 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The Real Deal
Adult Jokes A man goes into a chemist's and starts talking to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks the guy if he has seen the shop's newest product, The Artificial Vagina.

The man doesn't believe the pharmacist
so the pharmicist takes one out from behind the counter and shows it to him.

"Bloody hell! It looks just like one"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, June 01 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2291 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Outback Virgin
Adult Jokes A madam decides to retire & get married. Her main requirement in a husband is that he be a virgin. She meets an Australian whom she is convinced is a virgin and marries him.

On their honeymoon she says "I'm going to the bathroom and get ready. You get things ready out here."

When she comes out of the bathroom, he has pushed all the furniture out in the hall.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, September 14 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2484 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Mad Cow Disease
Adult Jokes A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, March 10 @ 23:35:50 CST (6834 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Win-Win
Adult Jokes A man is running short of cash in the bar, so he bets the barmaid ten bucks that he can bite his right eye. She thinks about it for a minute and figures it's a safe bet, so she says, "You're on." The guy pulls out his glass eye-ball and bites it. The joke was on her and she laughs as she hands over the ten bucks.

A little while later he offers her a chance to get her money back. He bets her ten bucks that he can bite his left eye. She thinks about it and knowing that he can see, thinks it's a safe bet.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, February 13 @ 23:05:00 CST (11469 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Hanging around
Adult Jokes A white man noticed the impressive length of the black man's penis at the adjacent urinal.

"Sure wish I had one like your's."

The black man replied "You can--just tie a string around it and hang weight on the end of the string. Put the weight down your pant leg, and you can have one like mine."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, July 18 @ 00:02:56 CDT (2505 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Movie Titles to Adult Titles
Adult Jokes A poll asked folks to take a real movie title and change it so that it would become an "Adult" movie title. Here's are some of the results:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, August 03 @ 00:10:06 CDT (8576 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: What do you look for in a woman.
Adult Jokes The other day, while I was seeing my shrink, he asked me what I looked for in a woman.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, June 12 @ 00:07:08 CDT (3972 reads)
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