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Adult Jokes Two men in a bar are discussing their wives, when one admitted he had killed his that very morning.

"Why did you do it?" asked the other.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 29 @ 23:51:17 CDT (4806 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Noodle Reality
Adult Jokes A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup.

"What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a pussy hair in my soup! I'm not payin’ for it!" and he storms out...

The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whore house across the street.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, May 31 @ 00:05:00 CDT (3197 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Conception after Ceremony
Adult Jokes My friend's sister was to be married on short notice but still wanted an elaborate wedding. The invitations were ready to be mailed when someone noticed that there were no inserted cards inviting guests to the reception.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 21 @ 00:09:40 CDT (1855 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Seen in the Personals
Adult Jokes SWM in dead-end job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dependency.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, May 01 @ 02:12:40 CDT (1733 reads)
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Strange but True: The Smart Alec Briefs
Adult Jokes Q] What do cowpies and cowgirls have in common?

A] The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.


Q] What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

A] Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 17 @ 02:56:54 CDT (6568 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Superman's last entry
Adult Jokes Superman was flying over Metropolis and he's horny as hell, so he's checking out the roof tops to see if there is any action going on.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 19 @ 02:33:06 CDT (2015 reads)
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Hung like a Baby
Adult Jokes A young couple are on their way to Las Vegas to get married.

Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they had not been intimate was because she was very flat-chested. If he wished to cancel the wedding, it would be okay with her.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, May 28 @ 00:13:41 CDT (2758 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The Eagle Eye
Adult Jokes An eagle was feeling rather horny, so he swooped down on a dove and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the dove said, "I'm a dove and I like love."

The eagle thought, "Fuck that," and tossed the dove out of the nest.

Then the eagle spotted an owl. So he swooped down on the owl and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the owl said, "I'm an owl and I like to howl."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 11 @ 00:27:29 CDT (2580 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Husband and Wife
Adult Jokes A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a huge evil looking guy.

The big guy says, "I want to have some sex. You wanna be the husband or the wife?"

The accountant replies, "Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess I'd rather be the husband."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 22 @ 02:22:21 CDT (2571 reads)
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Strange but True: Little Johnny Attends a Horse Auction
Adult Jokes Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his
hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?"

"Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 08 @ 00:05:00 CDT (4689 reads)
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