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Adult - Adults Only!: Best Tent Pole in the Land
Adult Jokes Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, Sue, but she wasn't there. She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

Joe was afraid he might spoil 'the moment' by getting up, so he wrote out a note, called his son, and sent the little boy to deliver the note to Sue.

Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (12798 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: New Bank Account
Adult Jokes Man goes into a bank and up to the cashier's desk.

"Nice tits love, I want to open a FUCKING checking account," the man snarls.

"I beg your pardon, sir?", the startled female teller replies.

"Listen, you dumb bitch, I said I want to open a FUCKING checking account."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, September 10 @ 00:05:00 CDT (6659 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Sick One-Liners
Adult Jokes Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blow job: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 05 @ 23:05:00 CST (340638 reads)
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Rushing Lust
Adult Jokes They've only just met this evening. But it's spring and they can barely control themselves.

Quickly they walk through the park and lay down behind an elder-bush in the moonlight.

When everything's over he says in a low voice; "Honey, if I knew you were a virgin I would have slowed down a little".
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 29 @ 23:05:00 CST (2456 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Sex Maniac
Adult Jokes Tiggs writes "Dear Abby,

I'm e-mailing to tell you my problem. It seems, I have been
married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He wants sex
regardless of what I am doing; Ironing, washing dishes,
sweeping, even when I'm writing email. He'll just sneak up
behind me and poke away. I would like to know if there is
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 16 @ 23:05:00 CST (3043 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Some ice please
Adult Jokes After a tourist had been served in the Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said, "Miss, would y'all give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she smiled and added, "Sure, why not? It's pretty slow here right now, so let's go!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 19 @ 00:23:15 CDT (2443 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Quick as a Moth
Adult Jokes The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as they gyrated to their own tattoo.

The woman cocked her ear, "Quick! My husband's coming through the front door! Hide in the bathroom!" she cried.

The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 21 @ 02:24:47 CDT (2459 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The Manicure
Adult Jokes A country boy's daddy caught him masterbating behind the barn. He told him, "Son, I think it's time for you to 'have' a woman."

He asked, "What do you mean, Pa?"

Pa said, "You know, like a stallion 'has' a mare, like a bull 'has' a heifer."

"Oh, that.", he said, "But I don't know how to go about it, Pa."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 07 @ 00:05:00 CDT (5347 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Two Martians and the Gas Pump
Adult Jokes hrisi writes "Once two martians land their flying saucer out in the country next to an abandonded gas station. They get out, pull out their ray guns, and approach the old gas pump.

One martian says, "Earthman, take us to your leader!" But the pump doesn't reply. So the martian threatens to shoot the earthman if he doesn't reply.

But the other martian warns his partner, "Hey, better be careful, this earth dude looks like a real bad ass!"

Still the first martian takes no heed, and he shoots the pump with his ray gun; but it explodes in a big fire ball and blows these two martians about 100 yards away. "
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 09 @ 23:05:00 CST (75955 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Bungee Jumping
Adult Jokes What do bungee jumping and sex with a prostitute have in common?

They both cost about $100.

They both last about 30 seconds.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 21 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2099 reads)
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