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Adult - Adults Only!: Covert Protection
Adult Jokes A 75 year old woman goes to the doctor and tells him she needs some birth control pills and the doctor looks at her and says ma'am your 75 years old why would you need birth control pills?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 18 @ 01:05:24 CDT (1848 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The Rescue
Adult Jokes A ladder was placed against the bedroom window of a burning house, and a young fireman rushed up.

Inside was a curvy brunette in a see-through nightie. "Aha," said he, "You're the second pregnant girl I've rescued this year!"

"But I'm not pregnant," indignantly exclaimed the brunette.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, May 18 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2479 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: New Bank Account
Adult Jokes Man goes into a bank and up to the cashier's desk.

"Nice tits love, I want to open a FUCKING checking account," the man snarls.

"I beg your pardon, sir?", the startled female teller replies.

"Listen, you dumb bitch, I said I want to open a FUCKING checking account."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, September 10 @ 01:05:00 CDT (6648 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: No clothes left
Adult Jokes Sven & Ole had been business partners and best friends for years. One morning, halfway to work, Sven realized he'd forgotten his lunch, so he went back home to get it. When he got there, he found that his wife was still in bed, naked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 17 @ 00:39:08 CDT (2219 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Sperm Spectrum
Adult Jokes daburlman writes "What did one gay sperm say to another gay sperm? How we gonna find any eggs in all this shit?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 20 @ 02:50:34 CDT (2525 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Some ice please
Adult Jokes After a tourist had been served in the Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said, "Miss, would y'all give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she smiled and added, "Sure, why not? It's pretty slow here right now, so let's go!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 19 @ 01:23:15 CDT (2436 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Husband of infidelity
Adult Jokes Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 13 @ 01:17:51 CDT (1848 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Going Bra-less
Adult Jokes A middle-aged guy says to his wife, "You should go bra-less."

She says, "Do you think my breasts are still perky enough?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 12 @ 03:42:48 CDT (4435 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Mad Cow Disease
Adult Jokes A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, March 11 @ 00:35:50 CST (6845 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Golfing Translation
Adult Jokes A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House. He walked in and was assigned a young girl with a body that got him "up" immediately. As soon as they reached the room, he started ripping her clothes off and going to town.

Moaning and grunting, the girl was screaming in Japanese, "Wasukima! Wasukima!" He was sure that she was praising him for his good job, so he kept going harder than ever.

Later, he went golfing with his boss and a few clients.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 04 @ 00:05:00 CST (2504 reads)
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