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Adult - Adults Only!: Sex Maniac
Adult Jokes Tiggs writes "Dear Abby,

I'm e-mailing to tell you my problem. It seems, I have been
married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He wants sex
regardless of what I am doing; Ironing, washing dishes,
sweeping, even when I'm writing email. He'll just sneak up
behind me and poke away. I would like to know if there is
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 16 @ 23:05:00 CST (2995 reads)
(Read More... | Adult - Adults Only! | Score: 4)

Energizer Bunny has Passed Away
Adult Jokes A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away.

The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died from a Heart Attack brought on by sexual over stimulation.

It seems that someone had put his batteries in backwards and he kept coming...and coming...and coming......
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, May 22 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2580 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Operation Opps
Adult Jokes "Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, October 31 @ 00:45:35 CST (1843 reads)
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Yankoee Doodle Dandy
Adult Jokes After WW II, there was a crush of immigration from Europe to the USA. One Italian, Luigi, obtained passage on a steamer after months of waiting, and his entire village went down to the pier to see him off, telling him how lucky he was, going to live in the land of opportunity.

In six months, Luigi was back, disgusted and disappointed. His friends all told him, "Luigi, you crazy, why you come back?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 15 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2085 reads)
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Hidden Surpises
Adult Jokes Jon was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know that she was darn near a nymphomaniac.

After six times having sex, she was screaming for more. After the eighth time, Jon told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 05 @ 23:05:00 CST (2329 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Mother-in-law toubles
Adult Jokes John was in a bar looking very dejected. His friend, Steve, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 20 @ 00:41:17 CDT (2539 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
Adult Jokes Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.

The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, November 03 @ 23:05:00 CST (2501 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Movie Titles to Adult Titles
Adult Jokes A poll asked folks to take a real movie title and change it so that it would become an "Adult" movie title. Here's are some of the results:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, August 03 @ 00:10:06 CDT (8517 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Women Have All The Luck
Adult Jokes Charlie and George were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Charlie said to George, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."

"What do you mean?" asked George.

"Well," replied Charlie, "I can barely remember the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 05 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2425 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Little Johnny's Bike
Adult Jokes One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle??? Wait until Christmas!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 09 @ 00:27:37 CDT (1989 reads)
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