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Adult - Adults Only!: Getting the Shaft
Adult Jokes Several years ago the United States funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft.

The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results of the study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, Germany decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the US study were incorrect. After three years of research and costs in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the women with more pleasure during sex.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 27 @ 00:15:20 CDT (2490 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The lads 18th birthday
Adult Jokes It's this lads 18th birthday, so he says to his Dad, "Well, Dad, 18 today so I must be a man now!"

His Dad looks at him and says, "Son, you're not a man until you've had a woman. I'll tell you what, heres fifty quid, get yourself down to the red light district and buy yourself a woman to show you EVERYTHING and then you'll be a man.

So the lad heads off to the Red Light district but on the way he spots his Grandmother walking the other way. She says, "Hello son! Where are you off to?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 26 @ 00:05:00 CDT (15249 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Seen in the Personals
Adult Jokes SWM in dead-end job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dependency.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, May 01 @ 02:12:40 CDT (1720 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Little Johnny's Bike
Adult Jokes One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle??? Wait until Christmas!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 09 @ 00:27:37 CDT (1993 reads)
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Yankoee Doodle Dandy
Adult Jokes After WW II, there was a crush of immigration from Europe to the USA. One Italian, Luigi, obtained passage on a steamer after months of waiting, and his entire village went down to the pier to see him off, telling him how lucky he was, going to live in the land of opportunity.

In six months, Luigi was back, disgusted and disappointed. His friends all told him, "Luigi, you crazy, why you come back?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 15 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2092 reads)
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Bike Rack
Adult Jokes Two men in a bar are discussing their wives, when one admitted he had killed his that very morning.

"Why did you do it?" asked the other.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 29 @ 23:51:17 CDT (4788 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Womans Guide To Male English
Adult Jokes Tiggs writes ""I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

"I'm tired" = I'm tired

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 27 @ 23:05:00 CST (2346 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Hi Little Johnny
Adult Jokes Little Johnny had to walk past a whorehouse to get to school and back.

One morning a whore on the second floor porch hollered down, "Hi little boy!", and waved at him with her pinkie finger. That afternoon it was the same thing. "Hi little boy!", and waved at him with her pinkie finger.

This went on for several days and Johnny didn't like it. So one morning he asked her, "How come every time I come by here you say 'hi little boy'and wave like that?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 04 @ 00:05:00 CDT (5420 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Doing Your Own Laundry
Adult Jokes A young couple with children made up a code for when they wanted to have sex so the kids wouldn't know. They called it 'doing the laundry'.

One night the husband was feeling randy and said, "Honey, we sure do need to do the laundry tonight."

The wife agreed, "Yes we do Honey. We'll get to it tonight."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 06 @ 00:05:00 CDT (4929 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The Sharing Kind
Adult Jokes An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep.

The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer.

He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, November 29 @ 23:05:00 CST (2136 reads)
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