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Redneck Family Tree
Redneck Jokes Many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three,
I got married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, October 12 @ 03:16:03 CDT (21993 reads)
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Texas redneck
Redneck Jokes How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 13 @ 01:17:51 CDT (18937 reads)
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Signs You're At A Wedding in Tennessee
Redneck Jokes * The rehearsal dinner is held at Hooters.

* Instead of "friends of the bride or friends of the groom?", ushers ask "Ford or Chevy?"

* Bridesmaids wear pink tube tops and the
groomsmen wear Travis Tritt t-shirts.

* Phrase "I Do" is replaced by "I Heard That!"

* Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" is replaced by "Rocky Top" and performed by Boxcar Willie.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 14 @ 01:05:00 CDT (13713 reads)
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Texas Chili Contest
Redneck Jokes Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the advent:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 17 @ 20:35:00 CDT (282798 reads)
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32 rednecks in a room
Redneck Jokes Q) What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?

A) A full set of teeth.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 23 @ 01:56:26 CDT (12378 reads)
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Redneck Rampage
Redneck Jokes A young ventriloquist is touring the South and stops to entertain at a bar in Texas.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 20 @ 01:41:17 CDT (14016 reads)
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A Computer Is Owned By A Redneck If...
Redneck Jokes 1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 12 @ 01:06:52 CDT (13007 reads)
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Redneck family history
Redneck Jokes Many many years ago
When I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow
who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 16 @ 01:05:00 CDT (15302 reads)
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Small Famrer In The Big Farm
Redneck Jokes A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked to receive a tour around the South Dakota farm.

After seeing the 1,000 acre spread the Texan bragged that down home he could get into his truck, drive all day, and by evening he still would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch.

The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a truck like that once too."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, December 31 @ 00:05:00 CST (12947 reads)
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