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Ever Wonder
All Other Jokes Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 02 @ 01:26:10 CDT (3460 reads)
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Daddy Longlegs
All Other Jokes A father was recently watching his daughter play in the garden. A smile appeared on his face as he reflected on the sweet and innocent appearance little children often possess.

Suddenly, his daughter stopped playing and began to stare intensely at the ground. Curious, he walked over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 10 @ 00:05:00 CST (4575 reads)
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Selling the Farm
All Other Jokes A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line the buyer saw bee hives and stopped.

He said, "Those hives are pretty close to the road."

The farmer explained that the bees just made honey and have never stung anyone.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 24 @ 04:40:28 CDT (2524 reads)
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Einstein, The Driven Man
All Other Jokes When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work.

One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, October 26 @ 01:38:30 CDT (1305 reads)
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Overheard In The Mall
All Other Jokes "I want to divorce my husband because he has a lousy memory!"

"Why would you want to divorce him for that?"

"Every time he gets around a young woman, he keeps forgetting that he's married!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, November 25 @ 00:05:46 CST (1777 reads)
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Slap Happy
All Other Jokes A young Marine and his commanding officer climbed on board a train headed through the mountains of Switzerland. The only place they could find to sit was right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it became obvious that the young woman and the young soldier were interested in each other, but the young woman kept glancing nervously at her grandmother.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 23 @ 21:28:20 CST (1838 reads)
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The Best Way to Say It
All Other Jokes DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: I'm with you honey, those guys are the scum of the earth.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, March 09 @ 00:05:00 CST (12159 reads)
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How to Tell If you Live in 2004
All Other Jokes mystics writes "You know you're living in 2004 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses. "
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 26 @ 00:05:00 CST (51530 reads)
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Baked Bean Surprise
All Other Jokes Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 27 @ 03:20:24 CDT (1987 reads)
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Custer's Last Thoughts
All Other Jokes An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called in an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return I expect to see it completed."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 30 @ 00:08:04 CST (2012 reads)
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