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Its that Navy Reputation Thing
All Other Jokes By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 27 @ 00:43:54 CDT (2980 reads)
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High Morals
All Other Jokes A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.

The moral of this story is simple: to be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, October 16 @ 01:05:00 CDT (13845 reads)
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When the Chips are Down
All Other Jokes A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.

The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?"

The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 26 @ 01:05:00 CDT (11573 reads)
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Become a mind reader in one easy lesson
All Other Jokes One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader! - Apply within."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 16 @ 03:24:00 CDT (1544 reads)
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Same idea, different style.
All Other Jokes There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and --WHACK!-- knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The big guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, October 05 @ 04:24:00 CDT (1696 reads)
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Bagged by Constipation
All Other Jokes A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."

The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, October 16 @ 02:49:39 CDT (1848 reads)
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Baked Bean Surprise
All Other Jokes Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 27 @ 03:20:24 CDT (1967 reads)
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Einstein, The Driven Man
All Other Jokes When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work.

One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, October 26 @ 01:38:30 CDT (1280 reads)
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Selling the Farm
All Other Jokes A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line the buyer saw bee hives and stopped.

He said, "Those hives are pretty close to the road."

The farmer explained that the bees just made honey and have never stung anyone.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 24 @ 04:40:28 CDT (2475 reads)
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Requests today
All Other Jokes The colonel had three Second Lieutenants eligible for promotion. The problem was, he only had one First Lieutenant Slot available.

The colonel called the first butter-bar into his office and said, "This is a promotion test. If I was to tell you that I wanted a flag pole erected in front of Post HQ by 1700, what would you do?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 01 @ 23:22:06 CST (1591 reads)
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