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How heavy is your Daily Planner?
All Other Jokes A Russian man saves his rubles for twenty years to buy a new car. After choosing the model and options he wants, he's not the least bit surprised or even concerned to learn that it will take two years for the new car to be delivered. He thanks the salesman and starts to leave, but as he reaches the door he pauses and turns back to the salesman "Do you know which week two years from now the new car will arrive?" he asks.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 30 @ 01:05:19 CDT (2238 reads)
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Only In America
All Other Jokes FOXXY_CLEOPATRA01 writes "Only in America do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway. Only in America do they have interstate highways in Hawaii and Alaska!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 19 @ 02:44:58 CDT (3716 reads)
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Bird Is The Word
All Other Jokes One day, a guy was on his way home from work when the most remarkable thing happened. Traffic was heavy as usual, and as he sat there at a red light, out of nowhere a bird slammed into his windshield. If that wasn't strange enough, the poor creature got its wing stuck under the windshield wiper.

Just then the light turned green and there the guy was with a bird stuck on his windshield. Without any other apparent options, he turned on the windshield wipers to try to get rid of the bird. It actually worked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, October 12 @ 00:40:26 CDT (1636 reads)
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Signs and billboards found
All Other Jokes Plumbing Truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one Weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, May 24 @ 01:22:41 CDT (3497 reads)
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It's That Time Of Year
All Other Jokes What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, February 14 @ 01:27:45 CST (1856 reads)
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Daddy Longlegs
All Other Jokes A father was recently watching his daughter play in the garden. A smile appeared on his face as he reflected on the sweet and innocent appearance little children often possess.

Suddenly, his daughter stopped playing and began to stare intensely at the ground. Curious, he walked over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 10 @ 00:05:00 CST (4587 reads)
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Rules Of The Air
All Other Jokes ** Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

** If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 25 @ 09:32:37 CDT (1375 reads)
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Not a moment to soon
All Other Jokes Mr. Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy housecleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're shorthanded, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, October 08 @ 07:59:32 CDT (1463 reads)
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Fishing luck
All Other Jokes It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 01 @ 01:16:04 CDT (1584 reads)
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The Lone Sailor
All Other Jokes One day a platoon of Marines are on patrol when they come upon a Sailor relaxing on top of a small hill.

The Sailor puts his hands on his hips and screams out, "Do any of you seaweed sucking jarheads think you're man enough to take me on?"

The biggest Marine comes running up the hill, screaming back at the Sailor. When he gets to the top he simply plows into his foe and the two tumble down the other side of the hill, out of sight.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 11 @ 01:12:19 CDT (2086 reads)
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