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Custer's Last Thoughts
All Other Jokes An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called in an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return I expect to see it completed."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, December 29 @ 23:08:04 CST (2008 reads)
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High Morals
All Other Jokes A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.

The moral of this story is simple: to be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, October 16 @ 00:05:00 CDT (13908 reads)
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Become a mind reader in one easy lesson
All Other Jokes One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader! - Apply within."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 16 @ 02:24:00 CDT (1569 reads)
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Things That can Be Learned From TV
All Other Jokes 1) Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.

2) Good guys are always outnumbered.

3) Good guys always win and get the girl.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, September 01 @ 00:32:53 CDT (1665 reads)
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Overheard In The Mall
All Other Jokes "I want to divorce my husband because he has a lousy memory!"

"Why would you want to divorce him for that?"

"Every time he gets around a young woman, he keeps forgetting that he's married!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 24 @ 23:05:46 CST (1773 reads)
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Selling the Farm
All Other Jokes A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line the buyer saw bee hives and stopped.

He said, "Those hives are pretty close to the road."

The farmer explained that the bees just made honey and have never stung anyone.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 24 @ 03:40:28 CDT (2516 reads)
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How to Tell If you Live in 2004
All Other Jokes mystics writes "You know you're living in 2004 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses. "
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, January 25 @ 23:05:00 CST (51518 reads)
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Just Clowning Around
All Other Jokes A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out -- caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party starts, two guys show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for them, the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some firewood. Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house.

Guests arrive, and all is going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown has not shown up, and finally, the clown calls to report that he is stuck in traffic, and will probably not make the party at all. The woman is very disappointed and unsuccessfully tries to entertain the children herself.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, November 15 @ 01:57:29 CST (2918 reads)
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Daddy Longlegs
All Other Jokes A father was recently watching his daughter play in the garden. A smile appeared on his face as he reflected on the sweet and innocent appearance little children often possess.

Suddenly, his daughter stopped playing and began to stare intensely at the ground. Curious, he walked over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 09 @ 23:05:00 CST (4573 reads)
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Don't Look Now
All Other Jokes A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can move aside to let him go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 23 @ 01:02:42 CST (1939 reads)
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