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Exposing the Truth about Gardening
All Other Jokes Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret.

"It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 28 @ 03:32:21 CST (1939 reads)
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Only in America
All Other Jokes 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 01 @ 03:02:01 CDT (4182 reads)
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Colonel Call in
All Other Jokes Having just moved into his new office (and feeling quite proud about it), the new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.

Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, and said into the phone,

"Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 18 @ 00:05:00 CDT (10470 reads)
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Little Johnny paints a sign
All Other Jokes Little Johnny paints a sign: WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A DIME; then tells his buddy Roy to get his fire-wagon and both sit under a shade tree in Little Johnny's front yard, waiting for business.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 15 @ 03:52:57 CDT (1390 reads)
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Looking through the beer bottle bottoms
All Other Jokes A man is out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday evening. Before too long, the cops pull him over.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 22 @ 01:59:58 CDT (1561 reads)
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Just When You Think You Have It All
All Other Jokes A guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across this salt encrusted piece of metal. He worked for an hour or so to remove the salt. Lo and behold, it was a very old oil lamp. The guy started to buff it to remove the verdigris when "poof" a genie appeared.

This genie, like all genies, was so happy to be freed of the lamp that he granted the guy three wishes.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, November 22 @ 00:27:24 CST (1465 reads)
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Stupid customer questions
All Other Jokes * How big is your 12", 14", 16" pizza?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 03 @ 05:21:45 CDT (2274 reads)
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Where are your nuts these days?
All Other Jokes A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's ever seen in his life. The tongue-tied guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise, and asks... "ess-tues me ser?"

"Yes sir," replied the clerk.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, October 01 @ 01:02:01 CDT (3609 reads)
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Fishing luck
All Other Jokes It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 01 @ 00:16:04 CDT (1525 reads)
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Don't Look Now
All Other Jokes A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can move aside to let him go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 23 @ 01:02:42 CST (1910 reads)
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