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Rules Of The Air
All Other Jokes ** Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

** If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 25 @ 08:32:37 CDT (1383 reads)
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Where are your nuts these days?
All Other Jokes A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's ever seen in his life. The tongue-tied guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise, and asks... "ess-tues me ser?"

"Yes sir," replied the clerk.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, October 01 @ 01:02:01 CDT (3686 reads)
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It's Hard To Beat A Dead Horse
All Other Jokes The Sergeant went into the barracks one Monday morning to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.

"Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 17 @ 02:06:20 CST (3043 reads)
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Q-tip Quality Control
All Other Jokes On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section.

You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be very sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 18 @ 23:05:00 CST (4971 reads)
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Signs and billboards found
All Other Jokes Plumbing Truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one Weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, May 24 @ 00:22:41 CDT (3507 reads)
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Overheard In The Mall
All Other Jokes "I want to divorce my husband because he has a lousy memory!"

"Why would you want to divorce him for that?"

"Every time he gets around a young woman, he keeps forgetting that he's married!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 24 @ 23:05:46 CST (1791 reads)
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Don't Look Now
All Other Jokes A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can move aside to let him go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 23 @ 01:02:42 CST (1962 reads)
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Ever Wonder
All Other Jokes Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 02 @ 00:26:10 CDT (3494 reads)
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Having to much fun
All Other Jokes A jealous husband hires a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wants more than a written report: he wants movies of his wife's activities.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 01 @ 20:05:11 CDT (1416 reads)
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Same idea, different style.
All Other Jokes There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and --WHACK!-- knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The big guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, October 05 @ 03:24:00 CDT (1741 reads)
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