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All Other Jokes When a piece of buttered bread falls to the floor, the odds of it hitting butter-side-down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 26 @ 00:23:10 CDT (1605 reads)
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Ccompensated for a peg leg
All Other Jokes An aging pirate of the high seas was talking with a mate one day about his pending retirement. "You ought to be compensated for your peg leg, hook for a hand and the patch on your eye," said the mate. "You might want to check it out before retiring."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 31 @ 00:05:39 CDT (1620 reads)
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Become a mind reader in one easy lesson
All Other Jokes One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader! - Apply within."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 16 @ 02:24:00 CDT (1546 reads)
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The Best Way to Say It
All Other Jokes DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: I'm with you honey, those guys are the scum of the earth.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, March 08 @ 23:05:00 CST (12075 reads)
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Viagra and back again
All Other Jokes Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny...keep me potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label, "Viagra Extra Strength," and says, "Here, if you take this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, October 14 @ 01:25:24 CDT (1379 reads)
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The larger of the two
All Other Jokes A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size "extra large" condoms.

He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"

She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 19 @ 09:05:09 CST (1414 reads)
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Things That can Be Learned From TV
All Other Jokes 1) Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.

2) Good guys are always outnumbered.

3) Good guys always win and get the girl.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, September 01 @ 00:32:53 CDT (1648 reads)
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Money Talks
All Other Jokes A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 17 @ 01:56:13 CST (1733 reads)
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Tour Of Duty
All Other Jokes An old Sailor and an old Marine were sitting at the VFW arguing about who'd had the tougher career.

"I did 30 years in the Corps," the Marine declared proudly, "and fought in three of my country's wars. Fresh out of boot camp I hit the beach at Okinawa, clawed my way up the blood-soaked sand, and eventually took out an entire enemy machine gun nest with a single grenade.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 28 @ 00:05:00 CDT (11323 reads)
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Nobel prize
All Other Jokes A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 28 @ 03:26:08 CDT (1566 reads)
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