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Strange but True: Impossible to Improve on this Statement
Strange but True One of those true stories that couldn't *possibly* be improved upon it by trying to "make it funny":

Four-months pregnant actress Anne Heche isn't turning her back on homosexuality, just because she's happily married to cameraman Coley Laffoon.

The former girlfriend of comedienne Ellen Degeneres has spoken to American gay magazine The Advocate about her thoughts and feelings - and she hasn't ruled out the possibility of returning to a lesbian lifestyle.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 19 @ 00:05:00 CDT (11704 reads)
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Stupid Customers
Strange but True There was the guy who worked in an electronics store. A lady came in to buy a $400 stereo system, clock radio, cordless phone, answering machine, and some other things.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, July 05 @ 01:31:20 CDT (3368 reads)
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A few briefs from CNN
Strange but True ** There's this Dell computer commercial series about this mother buying a "first" computer. They suggest you can just "go online" to buy one. Ummm, how?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 09 @ 03:40:40 CDT (2710 reads)
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Truly Stupid Customer
Strange but True One manager of a Wal-Mart said a lady came into his store wanting to return a crock pot.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 02 @ 04:38:52 CDT (3020 reads)
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Strange but True: Forget the clubs
Strange but True The other day I was playing golf and saw an unusual thing.

A golfer became so mad that he threw his brand new set of golf clubs into the lake.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 23 @ 00:33:24 CDT (3297 reads)
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The Segway - Evolution in Mobility
Strange but True Have you seen the fawning over "The Segway"?

That's this scooter looking thing that investors have dumped $100 million into over the last decade. If you want one (to replace your "4000 pound car to haul around your 150 pound ass") you can get one for $3000.

Right now Uncle Sam is spending $8000 a copy to give them to the Post Office so THEY can tool along at a blistering 12 miles an hour.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 27 @ 00:05:00 CDT (14891 reads)
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The honeymoon is over
Strange but True A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.

When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.

"Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 15 @ 09:35:00 CDT (56768 reads)
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Strange but True: A tuck here and there
Strange but True From the Sydney Morning Herald, Australia, comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 20 @ 00:41:17 CDT (3068 reads)
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Death By Chocolate
Strange but True Do you like chocolate? Here's a list of reasons why you should, if you don't already...

Chocolate is a vegetable: it is derived from cocoa beans. Beans are a vegetable.

Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus (to repeat my point), chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is a dairy product. So chocolate and candy bars containing it are a health food.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (13671 reads)
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Strange but True: That was quite the birthday present
Strange but True It's a story few men can hear without scrunching their faces, crossing their legs and gasping.

A man from Pickering, east of Toronto, fresh from his 46th birthday party with friends, returned home to meet his live-in girlfriend around 3 a.m. yesterday. But, according to police, his night was far from over.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 29 @ 01:32:58 CDT (12825 reads)
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