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Strange but True: Actual news clipping
Strange but True A teenager who tried to copy a scene from the hit file 'American Pie' by shagging an apple pie was rushed to the hospital with serious burns to his penis.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 28 @ 00:13:06 CDT (5432 reads)
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Death By Chocolate
Strange but True Do you like chocolate? Here's a list of reasons why you should, if you don't already...

Chocolate is a vegetable: it is derived from cocoa beans. Beans are a vegetable.

Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus (to repeat my point), chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is a dairy product. So chocolate and candy bars containing it are a health food.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (13410 reads)
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The Segway - Evolution in Mobility
Strange but True Have you seen the fawning over "The Segway"?

That's this scooter looking thing that investors have dumped $100 million into over the last decade. If you want one (to replace your "4000 pound car to haul around your 150 pound ass") you can get one for $3000.

Right now Uncle Sam is spending $8000 a copy to give them to the Post Office so THEY can tool along at a blistering 12 miles an hour.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 27 @ 00:05:00 CDT (14650 reads)
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Stupid People at their Best
Strange but True They're everywhere. This one, according to New Haven Register, was observed in the Wallingford, CT post office:

A man walks into the Wallingford post office, says that he has just returned from vacation, and wants his mail. The clerk asks for ID. The man doesn't have any. The postal worker states that he needs to see some positive identification, and requests that the man return with ID. The man refuses. The clerk is adamant.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 21 @ 00:27:45 CDT (3523 reads)
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Strange but True: Actual Exchanges Between Airline Pilots
Strange but True The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and
control towers from around the world.
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The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty -- do a complete circle, a move normally used to provide spacing between aircraft.

The pilot of the 727 complained, "Don't you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make even a one-eighty in this airplane?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 21 @ 00:05:00 CDT (18865 reads)
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The honeymoon is over
Strange but True A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.

When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.

"Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 15 @ 09:35:00 CDT (56060 reads)
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A few briefs from CNN
Strange but True ** There's this Dell computer commercial series about this mother buying a "first" computer. They suggest you can just "go online" to buy one. Ummm, how?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 09 @ 03:40:40 CDT (2634 reads)
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Strange but True: Notorious lack of tolerance
Strange but True The air traffic dispatchers in Frankfurt (Germany) are notorious for their lack of tolerance and patience. They act as if the pilot should know everything and should not request their assistance, no matter what. Hence, the following dialogue took place between the Frankfurt International Airport air traffic dispatcher and a pilot of British Airways:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 04 @ 00:15:42 CDT (10736 reads)
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Strange but True: Forget the clubs
Strange but True The other day I was playing golf and saw an unusual thing.

A golfer became so mad that he threw his brand new set of golf clubs into the lake.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 23 @ 00:33:24 CDT (3215 reads)
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Strange but True: Rice Crispy Slug
Strange but True Julia MacKinnon, who was eating lunch at school with her 10-year-old classmate Valerie Hamilton, said she opened the opaque wrapping, saw a slug in her packaged rice crispy square and screamed. Her classmates immediately ran over to see what the noise was about.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 21 @ 01:45:25 CDT (4552 reads)
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