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The Cat Flap
Strange but True "In retrospect, I admit it was unwise to try to gain access to my house via the cat flap," Gunther Burpus admitted to reporters in Bremen, Germany. "I suppose that the reason they're called cat flaps, rather than human flaps, is because they're too small for people, and perhaps I should have realized that."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, October 19 @ 00:06:46 CDT (13215 reads)
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Strange but True: Forget the clubs
Strange but True The other day I was playing golf and saw an unusual thing.

A golfer became so mad that he threw his brand new set of golf clubs into the lake.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 23 @ 00:33:24 CDT (3221 reads)
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Strange but True: Think that you are having a bad day ...think of this guy!
Strange but True Tom is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers out of Louisiana and performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.This is an e-mail he sent to his sister. She sent it off to laughline and won a contest (he wasn't thrilled with her for that one) Anyways...anytime you think you have a bad day at the office remember this poor chap.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 30 @ 00:11:16 CDT (7947 reads)
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Strange but True: That was quite the birthday present
Strange but True It's a story few men can hear without scrunching their faces, crossing their legs and gasping.

A man from Pickering, east of Toronto, fresh from his 46th birthday party with friends, returned home to meet his live-in girlfriend around 3 a.m. yesterday. But, according to police, his night was far from over.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 29 @ 01:32:58 CDT (12660 reads)
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Strange but True: Actual Exchanges Between Airline Pilots
Strange but True The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and
control towers from around the world.
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The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty -- do a complete circle, a move normally used to provide spacing between aircraft.

The pilot of the 727 complained, "Don't you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make even a one-eighty in this airplane?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 21 @ 00:05:00 CDT (18881 reads)
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Strange but True: Controversial operation to transplant the whole head of a monkey
Strange but True A new brain could be available in the future

A controversial operation to transplant the whole head of a monkey onto a different body has proved a partial success.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 01:24:50 CDT (2477 reads)
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Truly Stupid Customer
Strange but True One manager of a Wal-Mart said a lady came into his store wanting to return a crock pot.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 02 @ 04:38:52 CDT (2931 reads)
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Strange but True: Notorious lack of tolerance
Strange but True The air traffic dispatchers in Frankfurt (Germany) are notorious for their lack of tolerance and patience. They act as if the pilot should know everything and should not request their assistance, no matter what. Hence, the following dialogue took place between the Frankfurt International Airport air traffic dispatcher and a pilot of British Airways:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 04 @ 00:15:42 CDT (10744 reads)
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A few briefs from CNN
Strange but True ** There's this Dell computer commercial series about this mother buying a "first" computer. They suggest you can just "go online" to buy one. Ummm, how?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 09 @ 03:40:40 CDT (2637 reads)
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Strange but True: Actual news clipping
Strange but True A teenager who tried to copy a scene from the hit file 'American Pie' by shagging an apple pie was rushed to the hospital with serious burns to his penis.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 28 @ 00:13:06 CDT (5440 reads)
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