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Strange but True In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. That's where the phrase, "goodnight, sleep tight" came from.

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the "honey month" or what we know today as the honeymoon."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 12 @ 10:14:40 CDT (16175 reads)
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Strange but True: Ultimate Revenge
Strange but True A superintendent of a large, snooty apartment building got the ultimate revenge when he was called for the umpteenth time to fix a tenant's clogged toilet.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 20 @ 00:41:17 CDT (2571 reads)
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Strange but True: Controversial operation to transplant the whole head of a monkey
Strange but True A new brain could be available in the future

A controversial operation to transplant the whole head of a monkey onto a different body has proved a partial success.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 01:24:50 CDT (2479 reads)
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Stupid People at their Best
Strange but True They're everywhere. This one, according to New Haven Register, was observed in the Wallingford, CT post office:

A man walks into the Wallingford post office, says that he has just returned from vacation, and wants his mail. The clerk asks for ID. The man doesn't have any. The postal worker states that he needs to see some positive identification, and requests that the man return with ID. The man refuses. The clerk is adamant.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 21 @ 00:27:45 CDT (3538 reads)
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Strange but True: That was quite the birthday present
Strange but True It's a story few men can hear without scrunching their faces, crossing their legs and gasping.

A man from Pickering, east of Toronto, fresh from his 46th birthday party with friends, returned home to meet his live-in girlfriend around 3 a.m. yesterday. But, according to police, his night was far from over.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 29 @ 01:32:58 CDT (12672 reads)
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A few briefs from CNN
Strange but True ** There's this Dell computer commercial series about this mother buying a "first" computer. They suggest you can just "go online" to buy one. Ummm, how?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 09 @ 03:40:40 CDT (2647 reads)
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Strange but True: A tuck here and there
Strange but True From the Sydney Morning Herald, Australia, comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 20 @ 00:41:17 CDT (3025 reads)
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The Cat Flap
Strange but True "In retrospect, I admit it was unwise to try to gain access to my house via the cat flap," Gunther Burpus admitted to reporters in Bremen, Germany. "I suppose that the reason they're called cat flaps, rather than human flaps, is because they're too small for people, and perhaps I should have realized that."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, October 19 @ 00:06:46 CDT (13245 reads)
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Strange but True: Impossible to Improve on this Statement
Strange but True One of those true stories that couldn't *possibly* be improved upon it by trying to "make it funny":

Four-months pregnant actress Anne Heche isn't turning her back on homosexuality, just because she's happily married to cameraman Coley Laffoon.

The former girlfriend of comedienne Ellen Degeneres has spoken to American gay magazine The Advocate about her thoughts and feelings - and she hasn't ruled out the possibility of returning to a lesbian lifestyle.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 19 @ 00:05:00 CDT (11604 reads)
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Dumb and Dumber
Strange but True 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, February 14 @ 23:05:00 CST (15570 reads)
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