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Role Reversal
People Jokes A husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you're the boss."

The man was on fire with enthusiasm and couldn't wait to try the doctor's advice! He rushed home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on, you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys and you're going to stay home where you belong. And another know who's going to comb my hair, iron my pants, polish my shoes and tie my tie?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 08 @ 02:03:33 CDT (1677 reads)
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Giant Bottle of Aspirin
People Jokes Beth was attending her High School reunion and was having a blast. As the evening was drawing to a close, the master of ceremonies for the night proceeded to hand out bottles of champagne to the graduates who had traveled the farthest distance to attend the reunion, the graduate who had been married the longest time, the graduate who had become the most successful, etc.

As Beth was wondering if she was going to get a prize the master of ceremonies called out her name. "Beth, you win with 11 kids," and then trying to be clever, he
added, "and champagne is only half the prize. The other half is a giant, economy size bottle of aspirin."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, September 26 @ 00:05:00 CDT (3768 reads)
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The Thank you Note
People Jokes Dear Safety Harbor Middle School,

God blesses you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, January 11 @ 23:05:00 CST (2051 reads)
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Delivery Service
People Jokes Heavily laden with groceries, my aunt asked a young clerk at the grocery store to accompany her to her car. Arriving there, she unlocked and opened the doors and, without thinking, sat down in the back seat to check off her list of errands.

A moment later, the perplexed clerk walked around the car to my aunt.

"Lady," he said firmly, "I don't mind helping you load your groceries, but I really gotta draw the line at driving you home."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 30 @ 23:05:00 CST (135473 reads)
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GTA Roadside Assistance
People Jokes A woman received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left work and stopped by the pharmacy
for some medication for her daughter. When she returned to her car she was dismayed to find she had locked her keys
inside. Somehow she had to get home to her sick daughter, but she didn't know what to do.

She called home to the baby sitter, who told her that her daughter was getting worse. However, the baby sitter did
offer some advice.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 19 @ 23:05:00 CST (47657 reads)
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Peace And Quite
People Jokes A couple I know enjoys getting away from their high-stress jobs in the city by spending a few weekends out camping and relaxing in their motor home.

However, they often found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers. So, they devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy.

Now whenever they set up camp they place this sign on the door of their RV...
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, November 28 @ 23:05:00 CST (2061 reads)
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Can You Hear Me Now
People Jokes One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears.

"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"

"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what about the other?"

"They called back!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, February 04 @ 23:05:00 CST (15794 reads)
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The good mother
People Jokes When my son first start dating he said, "I want to marry a good woman, a smart woman, one who'll be a good mother to our kids, a woman who will make me happy."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 16 @ 23:36:28 CDT (1979 reads)
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One Step Forward (Two Steps Back)
People Jokes George set out on a very windy night to see his friend Sam, who was sick in bed.

Hours later, George dragged his weary body into Sam's house, and collapsed on the couch, exhausted. "I'll tell you," George said, when he had caught his breath, "it was just brutal. For every step I took forward, I fell back two."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 24 @ 02:57:29 CDT (2829 reads)
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The Clue to Success
People Jokes A guy goes into the store and says to the clerk, "I would like some Polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy says, "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German?" Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 10 @ 17:05:47 CST (1563 reads)
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