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That Draining Feeling
People Jokes An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs.

Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.

"Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 23 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1571 reads)
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Pass It Along
People Jokes Susy and her husband, Michael, were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man.

When Michael began a tale Susy was sure he had told before, Susy gave him a kick under the table. There was no response, so Susy gave him another solid kick. Still the story went on.

Suddenly he stopped, grinned and said, "Oh, but I've told you this one before, haven't I?"

They all chuckled and changed the subject. Later, at the buffet line, Susy asked Michael why it had taken him so long to get her message.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 16 @ 23:05:00 CST (1565 reads)
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Parental Advice
People Jokes Peter walked up to his teacher's desk, holding a report card with a big red "F".

"If I were you," said Peter, "I would change this while you still can."

"Why is that?" asked the teacher.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, November 05 @ 22:55:00 CST (1804 reads)
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Passin' Gas
People Jokes Why do women pass less gas than men?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 09 @ 00:27:37 CDT (1858 reads)
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I was just stupid
People Jokes During a friendly argument, my husband asked me why I married him in the first place.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 28 @ 00:25:26 CDT (1393 reads)
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Sweet Tooth
People Jokes The other day April and I took off to do a little window-shopping. I didn't care that much for the merchandise in the windows, but every now and again, a female sales clerk would catch my eye.

April caught me at it. "You're like a kid in a candy store!"

"Yeah, well, since I'm married to you, I'm like a kid with diabetes in a candy store."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (161544 reads)
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The Philosophy of Morals
People Jokes A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him.

When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 23 @ 23:05:00 CST (1930 reads)
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Fur Coat
People Jokes Tiggs writes "A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat.

"This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me."

The daughter protests, "But mom, some helpless, poor creature has to suffer so that you can have this.""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, February 21 @ 23:05:00 CST (2362 reads)
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The Dinner Speaker
People Jokes Have you heard about the dinner speaker who was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth?

"Oh, no" he said, turning to the man next to him, "I forgot my teeth."

"Don't worry," the man replied, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a pair of false teeth, "Try these."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 02 @ 23:05:00 CST (1864 reads)
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Vow Of Silence
People Jokes A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man falls asleep that night, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was.

"We can't tell you. You're not a monk" they respond. The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and continues on his trip.

Several years later the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 21 @ 23:05:00 CST (3561 reads)
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