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MaryLou
People Jokes A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 02 @ 08:01:13 CDT (1327 reads)
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Down and Out
People Jokes Two old friends bumped into one another on the street one day. One of them looked forlorn, almost on the verge of tears. His friend asked, "What has happened to you, my old friend?" The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."

"That's a lot of money."

"But you see, two weeks ago, a cousin I never even knew died, and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, September 17 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2048 reads)
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One Step Forward (Two Steps Back)
People Jokes George set out on a very windy night to see his friend Sam, who was sick in bed.

Hours later, George dragged his weary body into Sam's house, and collapsed on the couch, exhausted. "I'll tell you," George said, when he had caught his breath, "it was just brutal. For every step I took forward, I fell back two."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 24 @ 03:57:29 CDT (2618 reads)
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The marrying kind
People Jokes A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked - "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 17 @ 00:36:06 CDT (1660 reads)
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One Wish
People Jokes Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork in his rectum.

"If you don't mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

"I can't," lamented the first man. "It's permanent."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, September 25 @ 06:08:38 CDT (1642 reads)
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Different thoughts
People Jokes A girl and boy had been having a relationship for about four months and one Friday night after work they meet in a bar. They stay for a few drinks and then go on to get some food at a restaurant near their respective houses. They eat then go back to his house and she stays over.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, June 16 @ 04:11:01 CDT (1743 reads)
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Faithful Servant
People Jokes An English landowner and his Irish manservant ran into each other in Hell one day. "My lord," the Irishman exclaimed, "What are you doing here?"

The landowner sighed. "I'm here because I lied, cheated, and stole to pay the debts run up by that playboy son of mine. But you were a faithful, loyal servant. Why are you here?"

"For fathering that playboy son of yours," the Irishman replied.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 25 @ 00:05:00 CST (125564 reads)
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Foiled Cat Caper
People Jokes A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the
couple got out, the cat shoots back in.

They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while
the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say
goodbye to my mother."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 09 @ 01:24:56 CDT (1441 reads)
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Toilet Wisdom
People Jokes Tiggs writes " Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how
are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
and tired of putting up with her crap.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,
North Carolina "
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, January 19 @ 00:05:00 CST (1945 reads)
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Mike Tyson
People Jokes One night after the big fight Mike Tyson was a bit depressed so he decided to get a prostitute to cheer him up. After the act, they were laying in bed having a smoke. The prostitute said, "Well Mike, how's it all going?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, May 18 @ 01:23:48 CDT (1475 reads)
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