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Big Bad Bass
People Jokes Doug was in the process of describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught recently after fighting it for three hours when Bill
interrupted his story.

"I saw the picture you took of that fish," Bill said. "You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds."

"Well," Doug replied, "A fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours of fighting."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, January 16 @ 23:05:00 CST (29982 reads)
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ATM Withdrawls
People Jokes HIM:

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Leave
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 14 @ 00:44:57 CDT (1318 reads)
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Estrogen Bomb
People Jokes The world needs a new weapon: The estrogen bomb.

Just think. You drop it on an area of violent conflict. Men throw down their guns and hug one another. Then they apologize, say it was their fault.

And then they start to clean up the mess.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 25 @ 23:05:00 CST (124816 reads)
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What has love got to do with it
People Jokes Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"

To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, February 03 @ 23:05:00 CST (1519 reads)
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Right back at ya
People Jokes The lovers had decided that a mutual parting of the ways was best for both of them. However, on the way to the Airport a rather heated debate started as to whose fault their break-up was.

At the crowded gate, she turned and said, "Thanks for nothing you cheap bastard."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 25 @ 00:58:26 CDT (1591 reads)
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Customer Appreciation
People Jokes I was talking to a customer of mine the other day. "Mr. Smith," I said, "I'd like to thank you for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you."

"Gosh, it's nice to hear you say that," Mr. Smith answered, "But I'm a little surprised. I always argue every bill with you and I always pay you late."

"Yeah, but I'd still like twenty customers like you. The trouble is, I have two hundred."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, February 10 @ 23:05:00 CST (18146 reads)
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Mother-in-law Trouble
People Jokes John was in a bar looking very dejected.

His friend, Steve, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's my mother-in-law," John replied, while shaking his head sadly. "I have a real problem with her."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, March 31 @ 23:27:54 CST (2133 reads)
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A.A.A.D.D.
People Jokes "They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition.

Hooray! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...

This is how it goes:

I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. Ok, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go through the mail.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, November 23 @ 23:05:00 CST (2265 reads)
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Balancing Skills
People Jokes Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store.

"Have you ever seen one of these before?" one asked.

"Yeah, my mom have one," the other replied.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 19 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1439 reads)
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The marrying kind
People Jokes A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked - "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 16 @ 23:36:06 CDT (1677 reads)
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