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Prison Break
People Jokes After a failed prison riot was brought under control, the warden called the instigators in for examination.

"I would like to know two things," the warden said.

"First... why did you revolt?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 03 @ 23:04:27 CST (1705 reads)
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Rheumatism Recommendation
People Jokes One day a man went into a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup. The waitress brought his order out to him on a tray with her middle finger immersed in the middle of his soup bowl.

"What the hell's the idea of putting your finger in my soup bowl?" the man bellowed at the waitress.

"My doctor said the best thing for my rheumatism was to keep my finger pressed in a warm damp place," the waitress informed him.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 14 @ 23:05:00 CST (1742 reads)
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Everlasting Diamonds
People Jokes A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.

Looking behind the glass case, he comes across an exquisite band with a handsome-sized rock in its center. "Excuse me sir," the gentleman says to the salesman. "How much is this ring?"

"Ah, that's a beautiful piece," the salesman replies. "It goes for $10,000."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, August 16 @ 03:12:33 CDT (1853 reads)
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The Sales Pitch
People Jokes A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 22 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2011 reads)
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3 empty beer bottles
People Jokes A man and woman were married for 40 years. When they first got married, his new wife told the man "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it". In all their 40 years of marriage he honored her request and never looked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, July 19 @ 13:59:38 CDT (1799 reads)
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Little Johnny
People Jokes Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served, and when little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (1603 reads)
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Big Birthday Wish
People Jokes A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday.

"I'd like a little brother," the boy said.

"Oh my, that's such a big wish," the mother said. Why do you want a little brother"?

"Well," said the boy, "There's only so much I can blame on my dog."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, February 03 @ 23:05:00 CST (13961 reads)
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The Dinner Speaker
People Jokes Have you heard about the dinner speaker who was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth?

"Oh, no" he said, turning to the man next to him, "I forgot my teeth."

"Don't worry," the man replied, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a pair of false teeth, "Try these."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 02 @ 23:05:00 CST (1837 reads)
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A.A.A.D.D.
People Jokes "They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition.

Hooray! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...

This is how it goes:

I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. Ok, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go through the mail.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, November 23 @ 23:05:00 CST (2250 reads)
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Defensive Driving
People Jokes One of my friends got a speeding ticket and was attending a defensive driving course to have points erased from her license. The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time was crucial, and that the classroom doors would be locked when each session began.

Just after one class started, someone knocked on the locked door. The officer opened it and asked, "Why are you late?"

The student replied, "I was trying not to get another ticket."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 31 @ 23:05:00 CST (152839 reads)
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