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Adopted Age?
People Jokes Checking out of the grocery store, a woman noticed that the bag boy was eyeing her two adopted children curiously. They often drew scrutiny, since her son is a blond Russian, while her daughter has shiny black Haitian skin.

The boy continued staring as he carried her groceries to the car.

Finally he asked, "Are those your kids?"

"Yes, they are!" I answered proudly.

"They adopted?" he asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 21 @ 00:05:00 CST (1600 reads)
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Drive By Cookies
People Jokes While returning from a trip to visit his grandmother, a friend of mine was stopped by a state trooper in for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, my friend gave him a small bag of his grandmother's delicious chocolate chip cookies and proceeded on his way.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, November 13 @ 00:05:00 CST (1442 reads)
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Union Of Road Construction
People Jokes The supervisor for the Union Of Road Construction Workers called the meeting to order.

"Men -- we've agreed on a new deal with the state. We'll no longer have to work FOUR days a week!"

"HOOORAY!!!" the crowd cheered.

"We'll quit work at 4PM and not 5PM!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 30 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2781 reads)
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Drvier Instructer Needed
People Jokes A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the
car. I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car fast enough to start it. I pointed out to her that because the VW had an automatic transmission, it needed to be pushed at least 20 mph for it to start.

She said fine, hopped into her car and drove off.

I sat there fuming wondering what she could be doing.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 19 @ 23:03:53 CDT (1388 reads)
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Repair Order
People Jokes An auto mechanic received a repair order that read, "Check for clunking sound when going around corners."

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a clunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk.

Back at the shop, he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, October 03 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2296 reads)
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Toilet Wisdom
People Jokes Tiggs writes " Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how
are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
and tired of putting up with her crap.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,
North Carolina "
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, January 19 @ 00:05:00 CST (1969 reads)
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Fast on his feet
People Jokes There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, September 29 @ 01:05:23 CDT (1479 reads)
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Peace And Quite
People Jokes A couple I know enjoys getting away from their high-stress jobs in the city by spending a few weekends out camping and relaxing in their motor home.

However, they often found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers. So, they devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy.

Now whenever they set up camp they place this sign on the door of their RV...
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 29 @ 00:05:00 CST (2049 reads)
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Materialistic moves
People Jokes A yuppie opened the door of his new BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, looked what they've done to my Beemer," he whined.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 02 @ 23:37:12 CST (1483 reads)
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Digging Hole Fillers
People Jokes On a recent trip into town I observed a very peculiar thing happening via two city workers. One would dig a hole, walk a few yards, dig another hole, and then walk a few more yards... you get the point.

The second man would come behind the first man and fill the hole that had just been dug, walk a few yards, fill the next hole, and so on.

These actions quite puzzled me. Furthermore, these two men were working very hard! One digging a hole, the other filling it up again.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 15 @ 01:05:00 CDT (1573 reads)
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