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Interruping the wife
Insults Galore I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly 18 months — I don't want to interrupt her!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 00:11:45 CDT (3815 reads)
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No Excuse Sunday
Religion Jokes To make it possible for everyone to attend church on Sunday, we are proposing to have a special 'No Excuse Sunday.'
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 01 @ 20:25:09 CDT (1418 reads)
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Block or Script Letters?
People Jokes The modest young blonde had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, 'if you can read this you're too damned close' embroidered on her panties and bra.

'Yes madam,' said the sales clerk, 'I'm quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters?'
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 11 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1904 reads)
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Grandma's best
People Jokes A kid comes home from college. His father is a farmer, and he's shoveling all the manure out of the outhouse onto the strawberries to fertilize them.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 16 @ 01:30:49 CDT (1749 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Just a qaurter
Adult Jokes While inspecting their honeymoon hotel room, the bride discovered a little box attached to the bed.

"What's this for?" she asked her husband.

"If you put a quarter in," he answered, reaching into his pocket "the bed starts vibrating."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 07 @ 01:08:50 CST (2190 reads)
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Farmers know best
People Jokes A traveling salesman was passing through and old farming town when he decided he needed to get some sleep. He stopped by an old farmer's house to see if he could get a room for the night.

The farmer agreed to let the stranger stay at his house but warned him to stay away from his young daughter. The salesman agreed.

To make sure the salesman kept his word, the farmer discreetly placed three fresh eggs above his daughters door. If the eggs fell and broke, then the farmer would know of the salesman hanky-panky with his young innocent daughter.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, February 23 @ 23:21:10 CST (1820 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Facts of Life and Choices
Adult Jokes A father and son are in the woods on their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.

"What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring intently at the scene before them.

"They, um, they're making a puppy" said the boy's father, as he grabbed his coat and moved him along quickly. A few nights later, the little boy woke up and got up from his bed to go to the bathroom.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, November 03 @ 04:50:42 CST (17809 reads)
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Drivers Education
Teacher/Student One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake.

She turned and looked at him for an explanation.

He said, "I did that by accident."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, February 27 @ 23:33:16 CST (1950 reads)
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Life Isn't so Bad
People Jokes A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.

He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 26 @ 07:24:41 CST (1426 reads)
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One Wish
People Jokes Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork in his rectum.

"If you don't mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

"I can't," lamented the first man. "It's permanent."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, September 25 @ 05:08:38 CDT (1538 reads)
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