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BILL CLINTON....AKA...DR. SEUSS
News/Politics I did not do it in a car
I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 24 @ 01:11:16 CDT (3570 reads)
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Life Isn't so Bad
People Jokes A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.

He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 26 @ 08:24:41 CST (1497 reads)
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A Womans Perspective on Bear Facts
People Jokes If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat like crazy. I could deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 29 @ 01:05:00 CDT (1864 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Hi Little Johnny
Adult Jokes Little Johnny had to walk past a whorehouse to get to school and back.

One morning a whore on the second floor porch hollered down, "Hi little boy!", and waved at him with her pinkie finger. That afternoon it was the same thing. "Hi little boy!", and waved at him with her pinkie finger.

This went on for several days and Johnny didn't like it. So one morning he asked her, "How come every time I come by here you say 'hi little boy'and wave like that?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 04 @ 01:05:00 CDT (5402 reads)
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The Toughest Cowboy
People Jokes Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.

The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 23 @ 03:09:48 CDT (1772 reads)
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Things That can Be Learned From TV
All Other Jokes 1) Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.

2) Good guys are always outnumbered.

3) Good guys always win and get the girl.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, September 01 @ 01:32:53 CDT (1640 reads)
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New Software Bundle
Computers/Support T-shirt seen recently:

"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with Microsoft software."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 30 @ 01:16:09 CDT (3571 reads)
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Smart Ass
Teacher/Student "An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?"

"Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father's new car."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, January 03 @ 00:05:00 CST (13500 reads)
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Filling out a questionnaire
People Jokes An Army private filling out a questionnaire for a correspondence course was stymied by the question, "How long has your present employer been in business?" He thought for a moment, then wrote, "Since 1776."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 13 @ 01:17:51 CDT (3261 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Encouraging Moments
Adult Jokes On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light.

Once he was in bed, he unzipped his pants and handed his member to his bride.

"That's thoughtful, darling," she cooed, "but we'll need the light if you want to write thank-you notes ."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 13 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2276 reads)
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