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After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.
When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place her feet in the stirrups.
She was feeling rather awkward about the entire procedure when the doctor came in. Her anxiety was not diminished by the sight of him pulling down his pants!
"Wait a minute! What the hell is going on here?" yelped the woman, pulling herself into a sitting position.
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Cleveland Parachute Club Sales pitch
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A woman answers the phone in a busy office, "Good morning,
Cleveland Parachute Club".
A startled man on the other end replied, "Excuse me, but isn't
this the Cleveland Prostitute Club"?
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 04:11:20 CDT (1187 reads)
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A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to start farming. He goes to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.
A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.
Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens."
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, November 27 @ 23:05:00 CST (1079 reads)
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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 28 @ 03:26:08 CDT (838 reads)
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A woman went to doctors' office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?"
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 09 @ 00:05:00 CDT (3772 reads)
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Unregistered Guest writes "Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything inside them is color-coded.""
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 27 @ 23:05:00 CST (1773 reads)
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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy.
"She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, but instead she gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours! He damn near died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours, but instead she tried to give him 24 enemas
in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!"
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, May 21 @ 00:24:01 CDT (1359 reads)
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The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.
One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and, as that was the time he suspected cock fights occurred in the village, he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.
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The fireman finally get a huge fire under control, and the chief has all of his men accounted for except Jack and Bubba. After a few minutes search, the chief looks down an alley, and there's Bubba, leaning over a trash can. His pants are down to his ankles, and Jack is banging away from behind.
The chief says, "What the hell is going on?"
Jack says, "Bubba passed out from smoke inhalation."
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After a few years of married life , this guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him, "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confess, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says, "I can cure this," and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 24 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1144 reads)
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