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Farmer Gossman
Animal Jokes Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated."

The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse's rear, and blow the pill up there."

Farmer Gossman comes back the next day, and he looks very sick.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, May 02 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1654 reads)
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Can You Hear Me Now
People Jokes One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears.

"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"

"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what about the other?"

"They called back!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, February 04 @ 23:05:00 CST (15683 reads)
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Acid who?
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 17 @ 00:09:10 CDT (11525 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The Real Deal
Adult Jokes A man goes into a chemist's and starts talking to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks the guy if he has seen the shop's newest product, The Artificial Vagina.

The man doesn't believe the pharmacist
so the pharmicist takes one out from behind the counter and shows it to him.

"Bloody hell! It looks just like one"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, June 01 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2268 reads)
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Signs You're At A Wedding in Tennessee
Redneck Jokes * The rehearsal dinner is held at Hooters.

* Instead of "friends of the bride or friends of the groom?", ushers ask "Ford or Chevy?"

* Bridesmaids wear pink tube tops and the
groomsmen wear Travis Tritt t-shirts.

* Phrase "I Do" is replaced by "I Heard That!"

* Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" is replaced by "Rocky Top" and performed by Boxcar Willie.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 14 @ 00:05:00 CDT (13597 reads)
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Bragging Rights
Religion Jokes A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, and married, with four kids and eleven grandchildren... Last night I had an affair. I made love to a couple of 18 year old girls... both of them... twice!"

"Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" asked the priest.

"Never Father. I don't belong to your church."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 13 @ 00:09:23 CDT (1865 reads)
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Role Reversal
People Jokes A husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you're the boss."

The man was on fire with enthusiasm and couldn't wait to try the doctor's advice! He rushed home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on, you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys and you're going to stay home where you belong. And another thing...you know who's going to comb my hair, iron my pants, polish my shoes and tie my tie?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 08 @ 02:03:33 CDT (1649 reads)
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The Devil did it
Heaven and Hell A man attended a Billy Graham Crusade. When the very emotional sermon was over, Reverend Graham asked those who'd been moved by the Lord to come forward.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 29 @ 02:03:34 CDT (1990 reads)
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Note to GOD
Teacher/Student dwpaq writes "A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 09 @ 00:18:16 CDT (2126 reads)
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Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family.
Crazy and Wierd Here are some of the lesser known ones...

The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ... U. Gogh

The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white ... Hue Gogh

The great-great-grandniece who wore a mini skirt and like to dance ...Go Gogh

The real obnoxious brother ... Please Gogh
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, December 19 @ 16:29:15 CST (16405 reads)
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