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The second worse thing
Sports Jokes Three guys are out hunting and sitting around the evening campfire exchanging their worst experiences.

The first guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was up on a scaffold 7 stories high washing windows when the scaffold collapsed and he fell, breaking every bone in his body and he was hospitalized for six months.

The second guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was hitch-hiking and a Greyhound bus ran over him, breaking his back and he wound up in the hospital for nearly a year.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 21 @ 23:27:59 CST (1141 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Canoe View
Adult Jokes Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along
the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an old bridge spanning the stream.

Deciding the bridge safe, the two women proceed to cross. Halfway across, one woman stops and says to the other, "I`ve
always wanted to be like the guys, and urinate off a bridge."

The other woman looks around and says, "Well, I don`t see anyone around, now`s your chance!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 18 @ 00:17:37 CDT (1188 reads)
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Bill Gates Meets God
Heaven and Hell Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates to meet God. God immediately recognizes him and says to him "Bill Gates -- you're a great man. I shall give you a choice of either heaven or hell."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (740 reads)
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The Top 15 Euphemisms For
Top 10 ??? 15. Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 14 @ 00:20:32 CDT (2733 reads)
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Signs and billboards found
All Other Jokes Plumbing Truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one Weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, May 24 @ 00:22:41 CDT (1711 reads)
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Diver Meets Guy Underwater
Sports Jokes One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, a minute later, the same guy joined him.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 09 @ 05:30:00 CDT (30299 reads)
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Away on a business trip
People Jokes Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 18 @ 00:15:22 CDT (416 reads)
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Colonel Call in
All Other Jokes Having just moved into his new office (and feeling quite proud about it), the new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.

Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, and said into the phone,

"Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 18 @ 00:05:00 CDT (7408 reads)
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Psych!
People Jokes A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful young lady sitting at the bar.

After a drink and a little time gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chat with you for a while?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 24 @ 22:45:38 CST (661 reads)
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Balancing Skills
People Jokes Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store.

"Have you ever seen one of these before?" one asked.

"Yeah, my mom have one," the other replied.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 19 @ 00:05:00 CDT (430 reads)
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