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Calcium help grow strong bones
Medical Jokes Researchers released a list of foods and activities to help combat osteoporosis, the dread disorder that leaches calcium from the bones as people age.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 15 @ 18:52:10 CDT (2539 reads)
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This is a chain letter.
News/Politics Dear Friends:

Yes, this is a chain letter. It won't cost you anything, but like most chain letters, you've got to follow the directions exactly.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 06 @ 01:18:32 CDT (6259 reads)
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Where do you want to be today?
Computers/Support An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning). After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage. $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form to complete and tell you where to report for work on your first day.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 25 @ 16:56:45 CDT (2411 reads)
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Seriousness of the Matter
Medical Jokes The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.

"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.

As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 01 @ 05:21:54 CST (1865 reads)
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Self Cleaning Toilet Paper
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 21 @ 01:09:40 CDT (2028 reads)
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The Key to Heaven
Heaven and Hell A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh. Father Goodwim came to me and told me that I had the gates to Heaven here between my legs.

Then he said that he had the key to Heaven, and he put it in the gates."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, May 05 @ 01:26:52 CDT (2976 reads)
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An American Women...
Gross Jokes Following a tragic shipwreck in the Mediterranean, the body of an attractive young woman was washed up on the beach near St. Tropez.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, July 26 @ 01:05:59 CDT (4086 reads)
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Bible Lesson
Heaven and Hell This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the things he was going to steal. She had no
weapon and was all alone. The only thing that she could think to do was quote scripture. So, she holds up a hand and says: "ACTS 2:38!!!"

The burglar quakes in fear and then freezes to the point that she is able to get to the phone and call 911 for the cops.

When the cops arrive, the burglar is still frozen in place. They are very much surprised that a woman alone with no weapon could do this. One of them asked the lady:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, June 22 @ 01:05:00 CDT (3860 reads)
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Yo mama is so fat...
Yo Mama... Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she get an estimate.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 09 @ 01:27:37 CDT (3075 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Women Have All The Luck
Adult Jokes Charlie and George were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Charlie said to George, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."

"What do you mean?" asked George.

"Well," replied Charlie, "I can barely remember the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 05 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2448 reads)
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