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Video store clerks hear new titles
Play On Words It seems that video store clerks hear a lot of weird titles for movies:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 04 @ 03:45:47 CDT (2035 reads)
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Cut the grass or else!
People Jokes One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, June 17 @ 01:38:24 CDT (2090 reads)
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Road Rage
Blonde Jokes A blonde woman who had been unemployed for several months finally got a job with Public Works. This was a little old town, so her job was to paint lines down the center of a rural road using a paint brush. The Supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set minimum of 2 miles per day of lines. The blonde agrees and starts right away. The Supervisor checked at the end of day one and found that the blonde had completed 4 miles, double the required average.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 19 @ 02:33:06 CDT (2946 reads)
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The Traffic Ticket
Insults Galore A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 19 @ 00:59:06 CDT (3432 reads)
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Wisdom does not help blondes
Blonde Jokes An 83-year old blonde decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (1805 reads)
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Big Game Hunter
Animal Jokes A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked,
"when did you bag him?"

The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."

"What's he stuffed with?" asked the visiting hunter.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 12 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1453 reads)
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Doctor Deception
Medical Jokes A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?"
she asks.

"One-seventy."

The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out that his weight is 183.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 17 @ 21:42:27 CST (3459 reads)
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The Tick Won't Talk
People Jokes Mike's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.

In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asks Mike, "Vat sims to be ze problem?"

Mike says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go "tick-tock- tick-tock" anymore. Now it just goes "tick...tick...tick."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, November 14 @ 01:52:44 CST (1545 reads)
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Chef Boy-Ar-Dee
Religion Jokes The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar.

And then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.

"Now, said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 04 @ 00:05:00 CDT (4289 reads)
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Better than Bessie
All Other Jokes Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.

In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, October 23 @ 04:06:19 CDT (1287 reads)
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