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Blondes in B.E.D
Blonde Jokes The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid
bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged.

So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed, and
set up the Blonde Education Department.

The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 08 @ 00:15:49 CST (7362 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Sex Maniac
Adult Jokes Tiggs writes "Dear Abby,

I'm e-mailing to tell you my problem. It seems, I have been
married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He wants sex
regardless of what I am doing; Ironing, washing dishes,
sweeping, even when I'm writing email. He'll just sneak up
behind me and poke away. I would like to know if there is
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fjsl;s;;o{O} .lp sld mpskdli dlks; a;ld;;'cinsely ous mdyl
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 16 @ 23:05:00 CST (2807 reads)
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Back Yard Problems
People Jokes One night a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she had heard a noise in her back yard, but when she went to investigate she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.

An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned a couple hours later with a swelling black eye.

"Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 08 @ 23:05:00 CST (24649 reads)
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The Royal Visit
Medical Jokes The Queen is visiting one of Australia's top hospitals and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

'Oh my God,' said the Queen. 'That's disgraceful. What is the meaning of this?'

The doctor leading the tour explains, 'I am sorry your Royal Highness, but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day they'll explode and he would die instantly.'
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, January 10 @ 23:05:00 CST (1905 reads)
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Learn from your parents
Insults Galore Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 09 @ 00:27:37 CDT (2883 reads)
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Boy Toy
People Jokes After endless searching, careful consideration, and almost never ceasing debate, The Perfect Man has been found:

- He's tan.
- He's cute.
- He knows the importance of accessorizing.
- And if he looks at another girl you can rearrange his face.

His name?

Mr. Potato Head
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 22 @ 23:05:00 CST (1529 reads)
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Vow Of Silence
People Jokes A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man falls asleep that night, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was.

"We can't tell you. You're not a monk" they respond. The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and continues on his trip.

Several years later the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 21 @ 23:05:00 CST (3147 reads)
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Dogs and the Death Penalty
Animal Jokes Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian's. One of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing.

The second dog turned to him and asked, "What are you in here for, buddy?"

The dog looked depressed. "I'm in big trouble," he said. "My owner has a really nice sports car with leather seats. I just love to go for rides in it. Well, the other day, he took me for a ride and I was so excited, I peed on the nice leather seat. Now he's having me put to sleep."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, March 02 @ 23:05:00 CST (1906 reads)
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Brids of another Feather
Animal Jokes A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, and the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet.

The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you have a horny male parrot. I have a sweet young female bird, and for fifteen dollars your bird can go in the cage with mine."

The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What are you waiting for?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, March 02 @ 22:23:05 CST (2230 reads)
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Blondes and Corn Flakes
Blonde Jokes Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 30 @ 00:47:01 CDT (1865 reads)
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