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The Key to Heaven
Heaven and Hell A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh. Father Goodwim came to me and told me that I had the gates to Heaven here between my legs.

Then he said that he had the key to Heaven, and he put it in the gates."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, May 05 @ 00:26:52 CDT (2790 reads)
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If a Mac was a SEAL
Computers/Support The office Mac fan posted:

"Being a Mac user is like being a Navy SEAL: a small, elite group of people with access to the most sophisticated technology in the world, who everyone calls on to get the really tough jobs done quickly and efficiently."

The office PC disciple responded

"Being a Mac user *is* like being a SEAL: a shrinking, endangered group of animals that bark very loudly but are harmless, who are economically valued only when they are dead."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, February 11 @ 23:05:00 CST (22515 reads)
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It's That Time Of Year
All Other Jokes What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, February 14 @ 00:27:45 CST (1726 reads)
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Celebrity Quotes
Blonde Jokes I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -- Dolly Parton

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. -- Roseanne
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 18 @ 17:18:03 CDT (2830 reads)
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Three trips, one death
Medical Jokes A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which he was most
at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, January 09 @ 23:05:00 CST (35979 reads)
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Chivalry Lives On
People Jokes "Your Honor, my wife is just being ridiculous. Most women would love to have a husband who still believes in chivalry and I was only opening the door for her out of chivalry."

"Mr. Smith," replied the judge, "I am granting the divorce. I cannot believe chivalry was your motivation while driving 65 mph."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, August 22 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2687 reads)
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Fun Guy
Play On Words A mushroom walks into a bar one evening, sits down, and orders a drink.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 19 @ 02:33:06 CDT (2163 reads)
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Small Famrer In The Big Farm
Redneck Jokes A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked to receive a tour around the South Dakota farm.

After seeing the 1,000 acre spread the Texan bragged that down home he could get into his truck, drive all day, and by evening he still would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch.

The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a truck like that once too."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 30 @ 23:05:00 CST (12315 reads)
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A Little Older, A Little Wiser
People Jokes Unregistered Guest writes "The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back.""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 28 @ 23:26:11 CST (1599 reads)
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One for you too
Medical Jokes A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?"

She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 06 @ 22:15:50 CDT (1681 reads)
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