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Birth rate Budget
People Jokes A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university.

They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge chunk of money; hired a few additional sociologists, an anthropologist, and a family planning and birth control specialist; moved to town; rented offices; set up their computers; got squared away; and began designing their questionnaires and such.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 15 @ 21:20:36 CDT (1413 reads)
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Round Room confusion
Blonde Jokes Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 19:18:06 CDT (1933 reads)
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I can't sleep without it
Play On Words Amber: Oh, come on. Please?

Fred: No. Leave me alone.

Amber: It won't take too long.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 17 @ 00:37:36 CDT (2129 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Got Bugs?
Adult Jokes A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the pharmacist, "I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?"

The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4."

"No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the farmer.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 01 @ 01:25:46 CDT (2191 reads)
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World's Oldest Profession Not The Worst
People Jokes A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said, "What does your mother do all day?"

Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."

"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, September 28 @ 08:29:01 CDT (1491 reads)
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Where you say?
People Jokes A drunken man gets on the bus late night and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks at the man and says, "You're on your way straight to hell!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 28 @ 00:21:38 CDT (1411 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Sexual Confusion
Adult Jokes I know my sexuality, but I get so confused by other people's. I don't even know the difference between transvestites and transsexuals.

As I understand it, transvestites are the ones that grow down from the ceiling and transsexuals are the ones that grow up.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 23 @ 00:05:00 CST (73984 reads)
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Don't Look Now
All Other Jokes A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can move aside to let him go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 23 @ 02:02:42 CST (1794 reads)
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Not My Boots
People Jokes Tiggs writes "Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on?

He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, February 20 @ 00:05:00 CST (2061 reads)
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Texas redneck
Redneck Jokes How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 13 @ 01:17:51 CDT (18541 reads)
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