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The Top 15 Euphemisms For
Top 10 ??? 15. Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 14 @ 00:20:32 CDT (9930 reads)
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The Segway - Evolution in Mobility
Strange but True Have you seen the fawning over "The Segway"?

That's this scooter looking thing that investors have dumped $100 million into over the last decade. If you want one (to replace your "4000 pound car to haul around your 150 pound ass") you can get one for $3000.

Right now Uncle Sam is spending $8000 a copy to give them to the Post Office so THEY can tool along at a blistering 12 miles an hour.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 27 @ 00:05:00 CDT (14650 reads)
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Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
Holiday Jokes 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, February 24 @ 23:05:00 CST (23116 reads)
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On Route 22
People Jokes Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies--two in the front seat and three in the back - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, October 31 @ 23:05:00 CST (1805 reads)
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Texas Style Cut
People Jokes "Y'all got any American razor blades in here?" the Texan asked the London pharmacist. "All I see are these damn Wilkinsons."

"Sir," the Englishman patiently replied, "Wilkinson has been producing the finest surgical instruments, weapons and razors since before Waterloo."

"I don't give a damn if they passed them out on Noah's Ark if they ain't any good." the Texan retorted.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, August 15 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1693 reads)
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The Beer Prayer
Bar/Drunk Jokes Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be Thy drink,
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, September 14 @ 00:46:00 CDT (2305 reads)
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Contractor's Dream
People Jokes Recently, April was going through cleaning up her credit report by cancelling accounts that she no longer used. One of them was a joint account we had for Home Depot.

Today *I* got a letter from Home Depot. I'm paraphrasing here, but not by a whole lot.

The envelope was addressed to me with a not-too-subtle "April, don't you even THINK about opening this letter!"

Yo, Bud:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 29 @ 23:05:00 CST (8833 reads)
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History of the Internet
Computers/Support In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a homely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.

Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 05 @ 15:30:37 CDT (27849 reads)
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Shell Shock
Animal Jokes An elephant was drinking out of a pond one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. Without warning, he strolled over and flicked it clear out of sight with his trunk.

"What did you do that for?" asked a passing aardvark.

"Because I recognized it... It's the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" exclaimed the aardvark.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 07 @ 23:05:00 CST (10411 reads)
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Strange but True: Controversial operation to transplant the whole head of a monkey
Strange but True A new brain could be available in the future

A controversial operation to transplant the whole head of a monkey onto a different body has proved a partial success.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 01:24:50 CDT (2474 reads)
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