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How heavy is your Daily Planner?
All Other Jokes A Russian man saves his rubles for twenty years to buy a new car. After choosing the model and options he wants, he's not the least bit surprised or even concerned to learn that it will take two years for the new car to be delivered. He thanks the salesman and starts to leave, but as he reaches the door he pauses and turns back to the salesman "Do you know which week two years from now the new car will arrive?" he asks.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 30 @ 00:05:19 CDT (2186 reads)
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Tough Guy
Medical Jokes I had the toughest time of my life once when I was in school. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from those, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy.

I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis and rheumatism. I don't know how I pulled through it.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, September 20 @ 00:05:00 CDT (16149 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: An arny General and his sweet Secretary
Adult Jokes Smoooooches writes "A retired General hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.

When leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh by the way sir, did you know that your barracks door was open"?

He didn't understand her remark, but later, he happened to look down and saw his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, January 31 @ 23:05:00 CST (3697 reads)
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Big Birthday Wish
People Jokes A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday.

"I'd like a little brother," the boy said.

"Oh my, that's such a big wish," the mother said. Why do you want a little brother"?

"Well," said the boy, "There's only so much I can blame on my dog."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, February 03 @ 23:05:00 CST (13921 reads)
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Road Warrior
Blonde Jokes A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.

"Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 29 @ 00:05:00 CDT (13379 reads)
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Siltent Stutter Stance
People Jokes A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.

The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?" Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 29 @ 23:17:30 CST (1741 reads)
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Better Late Than Never
Sports Jokes A recent retiree was given a set of golf clubs as a parting gift by his former co-workers. He had never golfed before. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons and explained to him that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing and then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 30 @ 00:05:00 CDT (14725 reads)
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To Long Life
People Jokes A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the very old age of 93.

When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren, and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 12 @ 23:05:00 CST (1387 reads)
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125 things NOT to say during sex
Adult Jokes 1. Is it in?
2. That's it?
3. You've got to be kidding me.
4. (Phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you?
5. Do I have to pay for this?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, February 06 @ 02:10:25 CST (27740 reads)
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Yo mama is so fat...
Yo Mama... Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta make two trips.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 03:23:38 CDT (1773 reads)
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