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Closing Evidence
Lawyer Jokes A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 19 @ 02:33:06 CDT (1782 reads)
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Sayings That Should Be On Bumper Stickers...
Insults Galore 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 07 @ 10:27:46 CDT (74179 reads)
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Note to GOD
Teacher/Student dwpaq writes "A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 09 @ 00:18:16 CDT (2181 reads)
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Our old home
Heaven and Hell After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 14 @ 00:08:27 CDT (2584 reads)
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Only In America
All Other Jokes FOXXY_CLEOPATRA01 writes "Only in America do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway. Only in America do they have interstate highways in Hawaii and Alaska!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 19 @ 01:44:58 CDT (3727 reads)
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Future Father-in-law.
People Jokes Dear Billybob

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Would you be able to forgive me?

I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and pierced nose. I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I should not have reacted the way I did to the fact you have never held a job.

I am also very sure that there are other very nice people who live under the bridge in the park. Sure, my daughter is only 18 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on full scholarship. But after all, you can't learn everything about life from books.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, October 07 @ 00:05:00 CDT (3131 reads)
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A Little Older, A Little Wiser
People Jokes Unregistered Guest writes "The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back.""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 28 @ 23:26:11 CST (1735 reads)
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The Period
Teacher/Student The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, November 09 @ 03:41:58 CST (1552 reads)
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Baked Bean Surprise
All Other Jokes Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 27 @ 02:20:24 CDT (2012 reads)
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Stubborn Lawnmower
Teacher/Student A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, August 10 @ 00:21:46 CDT (1703 reads)
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