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Adult - Adults Only!: Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
Adult Jokes Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.

The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 04 @ 00:05:00 CST (2654 reads)
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Just Trying To Order Chinese
Ethnic Jokes tag writes "After placing an order for Chinese food a patron askes the chineese waitress, "How much?" she said, "That will be six-fifty." The patron then asks, "How long?" She then replied, "Oh, he not here, he out sick today!""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 18 @ 08:36:05 CDT (55727 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Wood Worth
Adult Jokes There once was a man with a permanent erection. Try as he could, he couldn't get it to go down. Finally, he went to his local pharmacy, where he encountered a female pharmacist.

"I'd like to speak to the male pharmacist," he said.

She said, "I'm a professional. I run this pharmacy with my sister, who is also a professional. Anything you can tell a man, you can tell us."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 28 @ 01:24:43 CDT (2576 reads)
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Laundry Soap Verses Paper
People Jokes A woman decided to send her clothing out to a laundry service. When it came back, her panties were still stained.

The next week, she enclosed a note to the laundry owner: "Use more soap on panties."

This went on for several weeks. Every week the woman sent the same note to the laundry.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 30 @ 02:44:26 CDT (2185 reads)
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Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.
Lawyer Jokes Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 11 @ 01:54:03 CDT (1896 reads)
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Seriousness of the Matter
Medical Jokes The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.

"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.

As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 01 @ 05:21:54 CST (1873 reads)
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Bus Seat Exercise
People Jokes A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.

She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat", and she pushes him back onto the seat.

A minute later, the man tries to get up again.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, February 20 @ 03:44:49 CST (1906 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: A little Rubbing
Adult Jokes Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, February 07 @ 00:05:00 CST (2376 reads)
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Strange but True: Notorious lack of tolerance
Strange but True The air traffic dispatchers in Frankfurt (Germany) are notorious for their lack of tolerance and patience. They act as if the pilot should know everything and should not request their assistance, no matter what. Hence, the following dialogue took place between the Frankfurt International Airport air traffic dispatcher and a pilot of British Airways:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 04 @ 01:15:42 CDT (10799 reads)
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Ten
Medical Jokes A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 25 @ 20:38:58 CST (1604 reads)
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