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Both Were Hedging
Heaven and Hell A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."

A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?" The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless, but also that perhaps this is a good omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the putt.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 06 @ 01:12:58 CDT (1874 reads)
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That sums it up.
Teacher/Student A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one had everything they wanted.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, June 12 @ 01:06:27 CDT (1563 reads)
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Strange but True: Ultimate Revenge
Strange but True A superintendent of a large, snooty apartment building got the ultimate revenge when he was called for the umpteenth time to fix a tenant's clogged toilet.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 20 @ 01:41:17 CDT (2593 reads)
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Oh Happy Day
People Jokes Bob's father and friends were throwing him the best bachelor party ever. There were hookers and strippers, tons of food, and best of all, some great porno flicks.

Feeling the beer, Bob's dad stands up and hollers to get everyone's attention.

"I want to propose a toast to my son! Bob, I'm so glad I could be here with you on the happiest day of your life."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 30 @ 01:40:03 CDT (1836 reads)
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Hearing Problems
Medical Jokes A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aide. It cost me $4,000, but it's state of the art. All my hearing problems are over."

"That's great," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve-thirty."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, October 24 @ 01:05:00 CDT (12245 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: French Fighter Pilots
Adult Jokes Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 25 @ 02:30:19 CST (2459 reads)
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Promotion Demotion
People Jokes Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"

"Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 22 @ 01:56:15 CDT (2348 reads)
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Monica Lewinskey ...
News/Politics 'What do Monica Lewinskey and a soda machine have in common?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 02:18:37 CDT (2619 reads)
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Strange but True: Impossible to Improve on this Statement
Strange but True One of those true stories that couldn't *possibly* be improved upon it by trying to "make it funny":

Four-months pregnant actress Anne Heche isn't turning her back on homosexuality, just because she's happily married to cameraman Coley Laffoon.

The former girlfriend of comedienne Ellen Degeneres has spoken to American gay magazine The Advocate about her thoughts and feelings - and she hasn't ruled out the possibility of returning to a lesbian lifestyle.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 19 @ 01:05:00 CDT (11660 reads)
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A Really Cold One
Gross Jokes Definition of Necrophillia:

That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 03 @ 00:05:00 CST (12386 reads)
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