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Adult - Adults Only!: Bathroom Control
Adult Jokes Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. "You can't make any noise," she warns him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out they'll kill us!"

Things start getting heated on the sofa, but after a while alcohol gets the better of the man's bladder. "I have to go," he says.

"Well you can't go upstairs, it's right next to my parents' bedroom," she replies. "Use the kitchen sink". So he dutifully retires to the kitchen.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, September 21 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2378 reads)
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Blowby
Animal Jokes A Farmer goes to the Vet and says, "My horse is constipated."

The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse's ass, and blow the pill up there."

The Farmer comes back the next day, and he looks very sick.

The Vet says, "What happened?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, October 10 @ 02:14:06 CDT (1884 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: The Rodeo Rider
Adult Jokes Two blokes are having a beer, talking about various sex positions.

The first bloke says that his favorite position is he "rodeo."

The other bloke asks what the position is and how to do it.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, June 10 @ 00:36:41 CDT (2391 reads)
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The poop scoop
Bar/Drunk Jokes An Irishman goes into a pub in London with a little man, 6 inches tall, in his shirt pocket. He says to the barman, "I'd like a pint of Guinness for meself and a thimble of Guinness for me friend."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 27 @ 09:24:17 CDT (1860 reads)
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Lbrary Moments
People Jokes On a visit to the library I happened to notice a man and a wman, both deaf, signing with intense gestures, apparently
in a heated debate.

The man said something, and the woman seemed upset. She started signing her reply very fast, to the point where the man couldn't understand a word; she also signed in big, wide gestures, which is the equivalent of volume.

Finally, looking strained, her companion took her hands, "silencing" her.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, June 06 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1370 reads)
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Chivalry Lives On
People Jokes "Your Honor, my wife is just being ridiculous. Most women would love to have a husband who still believes in chivalry and I was only opening the door for her out of chivalry."

"Mr. Smith," replied the judge, "I am granting the divorce. I cannot believe chivalry was your motivation while driving 65 mph."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, August 22 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2840 reads)
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Little Johnny and The Question
Teacher/Student Little Johnny came home from school early one day and his Dad asked him why. Johnny said he got kicked out of school and his Mom or Dad would have to go up there and get him back in. The Ol Man asked what he did and Johnny said all he did was ask a simple question and the teacher got all bent out of shape.

Dad said, "Now Son, you didn't get kicked out for a damned question. Now what the hell happened?"

Johnny said, "Well first she asked me what is two times three and I told her six." Dad said, "Hell, that's right. What the hell's wrong with that?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 02 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2753 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Sperm Spectrum
Adult Jokes daburlman writes "What did one gay sperm say to another gay sperm? How we gonna find any eggs in all this shit?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 20 @ 01:50:34 CDT (2462 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: A tad busy these days
Adult Jokes During a routine physical, a doctor tells his patient to drop his pants. After the examination, the doctor says to the man, "You have the filthiest balls I've
ever seen!"

The guy goes home to his wife and says, "I want to talk to you about something."

She replies, "Not now, I've been so busy lately that I haven't had time to wipe my arse!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 05 @ 04:38:05 CDT (2147 reads)
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Little Johnny and Jesus
Teacher/Student It was Palm Sunday, but five-year-old Johnny had to stay home from church because he was sick.

When the family returned home carrying palm branches, he asked what they were for.

His mother explained, "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 18 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1714 reads)
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