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Adult - Adults Only!: Bigger Not Always Better
Adult Jokes This couple was getting ready to go to bed and when the husband came in from the bathroom his wife was rubbing this cream all over her breasts. He said "what the hell are you doing".

She said she was unhappy about the size of her breasts and this cream was supposed to make them larger. "But it really doesn't seem to be working" she said.

The husband said "wait a minute I have an idea". So he went into the bathroom and came back with a roll of toilet paper and started rubbing it all over her breasts.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 07 @ 00:10:53 CDT (2234 reads)
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Stupid People at their Best
Strange but True They're everywhere. This one, according to New Haven Register, was observed in the Wallingford, CT post office:

A man walks into the Wallingford post office, says that he has just returned from vacation, and wants his mail. The clerk asks for ID. The man doesn't have any. The postal worker states that he needs to see some positive identification, and requests that the man return with ID. The man refuses. The clerk is adamant.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 21 @ 00:27:45 CDT (3393 reads)
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Anything, absolutely anything!
Top 10 ??? mystics writes "A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her.

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want
me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.....on one condition.""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, January 27 @ 23:05:00 CST (49424 reads)
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Don't Look Now
All Other Jokes A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can move aside to let him go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 23 @ 01:02:42 CST (1775 reads)
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The Lone Sailor
All Other Jokes One day a platoon of Marines are on patrol when they come upon a Sailor relaxing on top of a small hill.

The Sailor puts his hands on his hips and screams out, "Do any of you seaweed sucking jarheads think you're man enough to take me on?"

The biggest Marine comes running up the hill, screaming back at the Sailor. When he gets to the top he simply plows into his foe and the two tumble down the other side of the hill, out of sight.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 11 @ 00:12:19 CDT (1936 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: A Roster, a Pig and a Donkey
Adult Jokes There was once a young man. He had lived in a large city all his life and was sick of it! He decided to move to the country. Maybe even start a farm. But the only thing that could have stopped him was he didn't know a damn thing about animals.

So, when he arrived to a peaceful little village in the country, hebought land for a farm. He went to a local farmer to start his farm. He asked the farmer, "What
do you call this animal?" The farmer replied, "That's a rooster, but I call it a Cock." "OK," he said, "I'll take it."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, February 27 @ 23:05:00 CST (2528 reads)
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This ones on You
Play On Words Q. Did you hear the joke they're not telling to assholes?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, May 04 @ 00:05:00 CDT (10987 reads)
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State-of-the-art Watch
People Jokes A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 06 @ 00:29:52 CDT (1543 reads)
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Ever Wonder
All Other Jokes Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 02 @ 00:26:10 CDT (3335 reads)
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Yo mama is so fat...
Yo Mama... Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (3061 reads)
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