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People Jokes Two old friends bumped into one another on the street one day. One of them looked forlorn, almost on the verge of tears. His friend asked, "What has happened to you, my old friend?" The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."

"That's a lot of money."

"But you see, two weeks ago, a cousin I never even knew died, and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, September 17 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1949 reads)
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I Have a Headache
Medical Jokes Tiggs writes "A woman who had the worst chronic headache goes to a famous "new age" holistic doctor, as a last resort.

"Doctor, I have tried everything, but my headache just won't go away."
The doctor replied, "You have come to the right place. This is what I want you to do: go home, stare at yourself in the mirror, point your index fingers at your temples, and repeat this mantra: "I really don't have a headache, I really don't have a headache". Do it as long as it takes, the headache is just going to vanish.""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 20 @ 23:05:00 CST (2143 reads)
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Little Billy
Teacher/Student hrisi writes "One day little Billy was at home bugging his mother as she tried to do house work. Exasperated, she tells him, "Billy, why don't you go watch the house builders next door, maybe you will learn something". So Billy goes next door to watch the construction crew.

When Billy comes home a few hours later his mom says, "So Billy, what happened at the building site?"

Billy replies, "Well, first we put the goddamn door up, but the son of a bitch wouldn't fit, so we took the cock-sucker down, shaved a pussy hair off each side, and then put the mother-f--ker back up again!""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 10 @ 23:05:00 CST (79974 reads)
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Perfect Health
Medical Jokes Doctor: "Madame, I'd like to give you a thorough examination. Please take off all your clothes."

Patient: "But doctor, I only stopped by for the blood test results. Dr. Johnson found me in perfect condition just yesterday."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 05 @ 23:05:00 CST (2813 reads)
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Crack verses Smack
Heaven and Hell Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, December 13 @ 00:44:46 CST (1617 reads)
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Emoticons - Now there's ass-cons??
ASCII Art Jokes We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass-cons"? Here goes:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 07 @ 00:37:14 CDT (34417 reads)
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Total number of blonde jokes
Blonde Jokes Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

A: One. The rest are all true stories.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 12 @ 00:06:52 CDT (1674 reads)
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A Week In Hell
Heaven and Hell A guy died and woke up to find he was in Hell. He was really depressed as he stood in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thought to himself, "I know I led a wild life but I wasn't that bad. I never thought it would come to this."

Looking up he saw that it was his turn to be processed into Hell. With fear and a heavy heart, he walked up to the counselor.

The counselor said, "What's the problem, you look depressed?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, October 25 @ 01:03:15 CDT (1577 reads)
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Birth rate Budget
People Jokes A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university.

They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge chunk of money; hired a few additional sociologists, an anthropologist, and a family planning and birth control specialist; moved to town; rented offices; set up their computers; got squared away; and began designing their questionnaires and such.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 15 @ 20:20:36 CDT (1386 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: What's your Cure?
Adult Jokes A man and a woman are riding next to each other in the first class carriage of a train. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip.

The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again and again he pulls out his penis and wipes the tip.

The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few more minutes pass and the man sneezes again. He again takes his penis out and wipes the tip.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, September 24 @ 00:05:00 CDT (9158 reads)
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