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Break Even
People Jokes A stockbroker was "cold calling" about a penny stock and found Mr. Jones, a client. "I think this one will really move," said the broker, "it's only $1 a share."

"Buy me 1,000 shares," said Jones. The next day the stock was at $2.

Mr. Jones called the broker and said, "You were right! Buy me 5000 more shares." The next day Mr. Jones looked in the paper and the stock was at $4.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, November 09 @ 23:05:00 CST (1975 reads)
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The Nutty Parts
People Jokes An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, January 13 @ 23:55:49 CST (1771 reads)
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Little Johnny Gives to the Sick
Gross Jokes Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt nauseous. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"

She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you."

So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face.

"Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"

"I didn't have to go that far, mom.

Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK.''
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 07 @ 00:37:14 CDT (3297 reads)
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Chef Boy-Ar-Dee
Religion Jokes The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar.

And then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.

"Now, said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 04 @ 00:05:00 CDT (4558 reads)
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Hornless Saddle
Adult Jokes An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas, which was an Indian reservation, when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud, that it would echo from the surrounding hills.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, December 26 @ 19:39:42 CST (2326 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Low On Petrol
Adult Jokes A guy got his date out on a country road and pretended to run out of gas hoping to make out.

She wasn't going for it and said she had a $100 bill in her purse and she'd buy gas, but he'd have to walk to town to get it.

He said he had to pee first. While he was doing his business, the girl decided to light a match near the gas neck to see if there was any gas in there.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 24 @ 00:05:00 CDT (5580 reads)
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Olympic men's figure skating
Sports Jokes It is the Olympic men's figure skating. Out comes the Russian competitor, he skates around to some classical music in a slightly dull costume, performs some excellent leaps but without any great artistic feel for the music.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 07 @ 01:22:15 CDT (1921 reads)
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Airline Fixes
People Jokes I have a friend who is a very nervous flyer. During a recent trip he took from California to Indiana, it didn't help that his connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems.

Then, after he was aloft, he noticed the cabin lights were flickering. Losing his peace of mind, he decided to mention this to a flight attendant.

"I'll take care of it," she said. Moments later the lights went out. Clearly she had solved the problem by turning off all the lights.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, December 04 @ 23:10:53 CST (1530 reads)
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Dog Named Mypenis
Animal Jokes Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 07 @ 01:38:02 CDT (1688 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Skin Shortage
Adult Jokes John and Mary had been high school sweethearts, but they had never had sex.

"We'll have to wait until we are married," she told him.

So he waits... They are engaged three years, and finally the big day rolls around. On their wedding night, Mary comes out of the bathroom, and says, "I have some bad news. I have my period, and I don't want our first time to be all bloody!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, September 03 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2450 reads)
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