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Adult - Adults Only!: Playing Around
Adult Jokes An Irish wife was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards, she slipped over and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband. 'Paddy! Paddy!' she yelled.

Paddy came running in. 'Paddy I've suctioned myself to the floor,' she said.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, November 22 @ 02:28:22 CST (2190 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Mother in Crisis
Adult Jokes The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.

"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive." The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 16 @ 02:17:12 CDT (3578 reads)
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The Winner Is...
People Jokes A man is walking down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass, doing absolutely nothing. The man, curious to find out what's happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Excuse me farmer, could you tell me what you are you doing?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 03 @ 00:05:00 CST (1491 reads)
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Teacher verses Student
Teacher/Student The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member). A smart-ass student pipes up:

"What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 26 @ 01:59:17 CDT (2144 reads)
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Help is on the way
Blonde Jokes Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount

Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, May 20 @ 01:05:00 CDT (11501 reads)
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Eye Strain
People Jokes A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape.

He asked the pirate, "How did you loose your leg?"

The pirate responded, "I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 30 @ 07:41:30 CST (1807 reads)
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Strange but True: Actual news clipping
Strange but True A teenager who tried to copy a scene from the hit file 'American Pie' by shagging an apple pie was rushed to the hospital with serious burns to his penis.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 28 @ 01:13:06 CDT (5407 reads)
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Dog Named Mypenis
Animal Jokes Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 07 @ 02:38:02 CDT (1675 reads)
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When the cat dies
Animal Jokes A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 06 @ 05:52:05 CDT (1461 reads)
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Total number of blonde jokes
Blonde Jokes Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

A: One. The rest are all true stories.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 12 @ 01:06:52 CDT (1734 reads)
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