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New Bird, Old Story
Animal Jokes A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn't be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.

She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much the bird cost.
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Texas Chili Contest
Redneck Jokes Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the advent:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 17 @ 20:35:00 CDT (238096 reads)
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So Who Got Butchered Here?
Animal Jokes A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, September 22 @ 02:21:07 CDT (1298 reads)
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Still Mourning
Adult Jokes Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter is constantly
calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, May 17 @ 02:59:37 CDT (2179 reads)
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Mind over Matter
Adult Jokes A man and his wife were sitting in a bar. Jack comes in and sat down next to the woman. As he sipped his drink, Jack ogled the woman until her husband, incensed, demanded that Jack stop looking at his wife, and that he wipe those filthy thoughts out of his mind.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, February 15 @ 03:07:45 CST (2263 reads)
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Super Fast Car
People Jokes A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: A brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 20 @ 01:41:17 CDT (1798 reads)
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Breast Cancer Self-Examination
Medical Jokes **BEEP**

You have reached the Breast Cancer Self-Examination Hotline.

Press one to continue.

Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, May 11 @ 01:05:00 CDT (6999 reads)
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The Golden Saloon
Bar/Drunk Jokes A guy comes home three sheets to the wind and all three sheets ripping bad, Budweiser sloshing around in his belly like a keg adrift in a roiling sea. He sloshes through the door and is met by his wife, who is scowling, figuring he's been out jumping new bones.

"Where the hell you been all night?" she demands.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, October 30 @ 04:22:31 CST (1817 reads)
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The Theology Scholar
People Jokes A girl has brought her fiance home for dinner. After dinner, the fiance and the girl's father go into the study for a man to man talk. "So, what are you doing right now?" asks the father.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, May 12 @ 01:25:58 CDT (1358 reads)
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Break Even
People Jokes A stockbroker was "cold calling" about a penny stock and found Mr. Jones, a client. "I think this one will really move," said the broker, "it's only $1 a share."

"Buy me 1,000 shares," said Jones. The next day the stock was at $2.

Mr. Jones called the broker and said, "You were right! Buy me 5000 more shares." The next day Mr. Jones looked in the paper and the stock was at $4.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 10 @ 00:05:00 CST (1866 reads)
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