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Sack Me If You've Heard This One
Blonde Jokes Three women escape from prison. One is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 16 @ 14:19:00 CST (3302 reads)
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To Prevent Disease
Religion Jokes There was a priest who went into the country to pay a visit to a 92-year-old church member. She welcomed him into the parlor.

While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was half filled with water and a condom was floating on top of it. He dare not say anything.

After tea, curiosity got the best of him and the priest asked her about it.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 08 @ 00:51:17 CDT (1827 reads)
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Space Food
Star Trek Jokes Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, December 27 @ 23:05:00 CST (11833 reads)
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Postmortem Planning
Lawyer Jokes A dying man gathered his lawyer, doctor and clergyman at his bedside and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would place the three envelopes in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough money to enjoy the next life.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 22 @ 00:27:00 CDT (2993 reads)
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Yo mama's so fat...
Yo Mama... Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 00:11:45 CDT (2463 reads)
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Bragging Rights
Religion Jokes A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, and married, with four kids and eleven grandchildren... Last night I had an affair. I made love to a couple of 18 year old girls... both of them... twice!"

"Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" asked the priest.

"Never Father. I don't belong to your church."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 13 @ 00:09:23 CDT (1861 reads)
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Digging Hole Fillers
People Jokes On a recent trip into town I observed a very peculiar thing happening via two city workers. One would dig a hole, walk a few yards, dig another hole, and then walk a few more yards... you get the point.

The second man would come behind the first man and fill the hole that had just been dug, walk a few yards, fill the next hole, and so on.

These actions quite puzzled me. Furthermore, these two men were working very hard! One digging a hole, the other filling it up again.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 15 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1540 reads)
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Typical Laywer
Lawyer Jokes A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness: The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 07 @ 02:27:48 CDT (2982 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Sex Maniac
Adult Jokes Tiggs writes "Dear Abby,

I'm e-mailing to tell you my problem. It seems, I have been
married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He wants sex
regardless of what I am doing; Ironing, washing dishes,
sweeping, even when I'm writing email. He'll just sneak up
behind me and poke away. I would like to know if there is
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 16 @ 23:05:00 CST (2995 reads)
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Aussie Thinking
Bar/Drunk Jokes An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other quite well. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no.
He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is traveling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, February 27 @ 23:05:00 CST (66864 reads)
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