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Three men of the cloth, a Catholic, a Jew and an Episcopalian were on an airplane trip together. They ran into the worst
turbulence in the history of aviation on the whole flight.
When the plane finally landed, a reporter is there and starts interviewing people. The first one is the Catholic and when asked was he afraid, he answered, "I am Catholic my son and yes, I was afraid but I prayed to my God and I knew he would see me through it."
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 17 @ 03:46:35 CDT (1133 reads)
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Tiggs writes "A young couple had just returned from their honeymoon and were settling down in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night, the landlady met the man in the hallway. She said, "I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your bride would like to have them?"
"I'll ask her," the young man responded. He opened his door and called out, "Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?""
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For a holiday, an Irishman decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 27 @ 00:33:38 CDT (772 reads)
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Tiggs writes "What I've Learned As I've Matured
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it."
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 22 @ 23:05:00 CST (848 reads)
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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in
plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
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A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.
As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's feet.
"What's this, "she asked.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, May 19 @ 00:44:37 CDT (9642 reads)
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A small white guy goes into an elevator and notices this huge black guy standing next to him. the big guy looks down upon the small white guy and says "7" foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball. Ben Dover.
The small white guy faints.
The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the man, "What's wrong?"
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Billy was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same eighborhood. One Saturday night he was finishing up the dinner shift at one restaurant and hurrying to report to work at the second place.
However, Billy was continuously being delayed because one table kept sending back an order of hash browns, insisting they were cold. He replaced them several times, but still the customers were dissatisfied.
Finally, when Billy was able to leave, he raced out the door and arrived at the second job. A server immediately handed him the first order.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, January 24 @ 23:05:00 CST (53076 reads)
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World's Oldest Profession Not The Worst
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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said, "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, September 28 @ 07:29:01 CDT (760 reads)
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jokeman writes "When I went in her house and lit a match the roaches came out singing..
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 19 @ 01:42:59 CDT (10480 reads)
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