Register to become a Member!   [ Login ] March 10th, 2010   



Games Games and More Games
Find your Router IP Address Fast!
ipCheetah - Game IP Finder
FishingCanada Web Directory
Whale Watching Tours
Firewall Forums - NEW
  Home ·  Joke Topics ·  Your Account ·  Submit Jokes ·  Top 20 Lists    
 Main Menu
· Home
· AvantGo
· Crazy Hangman
· Feedback
· Joke Archive
· Joke Topics
· JokeCrazy Gallery
· Private Messages
· Recommend Us
· Search JokeCrazy
· Submit Jokes
· Surveys
· Top Jokes
· Your Account
 

 Sponsor Links
 

 Search Box


 

 Random Jokes

Insults Galore
[ Insults Galore ]

·Coffee Shop Talk
·The Camel Trade Offer
·A Man of Few Words
·Proof of Human Stupidity
·The other half of three
·Swimming in Food
·The Real Story On The Garden Of Eden
·The Dog/Woman Trilogy
·Faster quieter cars
 

 Sponsors
 

 Joke Books



 

Boy Toy
People Jokes After endless searching, careful consideration, and almost never ceasing debate, The Perfect Man has been found:

- He's tan.
- He's cute.
- He knows the importance of accessorizing.
- And if he looks at another girl you can rearrange his face.

His name?

Mr. Potato Head
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 23 @ 00:05:00 CST (725 reads)
(Read More... | Score: 0)

Toss up
Sports Jokes By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over. "Why are you so late?" his friend asked.

"I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the game."

"How long could that have taken you?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 13 @ 00:38:11 CDT (1826 reads)
(Read More... | 297 bytes more | Score: 0)

Zoo Job - Trading Places
Animal Jokes Did you hear about the man who was looking for a job? He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill.

Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days.

He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser, thanks to a very fine gorilla suit. The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it. He tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 13 @ 01:05:00 CDT (1955 reads)
(Read More... | 2026 bytes more | Score: 5)

What has love got to do with it
People Jokes Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"

To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, February 04 @ 00:05:00 CST (809 reads)
(Read More... | 886 bytes more | Score: 0)

Fun Guy
Play On Words A mushroom walks into a bar one evening, sits down, and orders a drink.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 19 @ 03:33:06 CDT (1308 reads)
(Read More... | 200 bytes more | Score: 2)

Right back at ya
People Jokes The lovers had decided that a mutual parting of the ways was best for both of them. However, on the way to the Airport a rather heated debate started as to whose fault their break-up was.

At the crowded gate, she turned and said, "Thanks for nothing you cheap bastard."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 25 @ 01:58:26 CDT (880 reads)
(Read More... | 433 bytes more | Score: 0)

Peace And Quite
People Jokes A couple I know enjoys getting away from their high-stress jobs in the city by spending a few weekends out camping and relaxing in their motor home.

However, they often found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers. So, they devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy.

Now whenever they set up camp they place this sign on the door of their RV...
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 29 @ 00:05:00 CST (1258 reads)
(Read More... | 484 bytes more | Score: 0)

Quick... before it starts
People Jokes A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 20 @ 00:12:21 CST (1060 reads)
(Read More... | 784 bytes more | Score: 0)

Adult - Adults Only!: Change for Payment
Adult Jokes One dismal rainy night in Sydney a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.

Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

'Where to?' he stammered.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 27 @ 01:30:37 CDT (1386 reads)
(Read More... | 949 bytes more | Adult - Adults Only! | Score: 0)

Frog Loan
Animal Jokes Tiggs writes "A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name is
Patricia Whack.

'Ms. Whack,' he says, 'I'd like to obtain a loan to buy a boat.'

Patti furrows her brow and asks, 'Well, how much do you want to borrow?'"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, March 02 @ 00:05:00 CST (3453 reads)
(Read More... | 1265 bytes more | Score: 3.8)



 User Info
Welcome, Unregistered Guest
Nickname
Password
(Register)
Membership:
Latest: breemcreept
New Today: 4
New Yesterday: 14
Overall: 3756

People Online:
Visitors: 24
Members: 1
Total: 25

Online Now:
01 : breemcreept
 

 Categories Menu
· All Categories
· Adult - Adults Only!
· Blonde
· Ethnic - May Offend!
· Strange but True
 

 Surveys
What are your favorite type of Jokes?

Medical
Blonde
Religion
Adult
People
Sports
Play on Words
Redneck
Insult
Teacher / Student



Results
Polls

Votes: 3359
Comments: 31
 

 Today's Big Joke
There isn't a Biggest Story for Today, yet.
 

 Past Jokes
Saturday, April 10
· Football Fans vs. Nuns
Friday, April 09
· Diver Meets Guy Underwater
Thursday, April 08
· Oops!
Wednesday, April 07
· Mr. or Mrs. Computer
Tuesday, April 06
· Microsoft tech drafted
Monday, April 05
· History of the Internet
Sunday, April 04
· Octopus in the bar
Saturday, April 03
· Baby Turtle
Friday, April 02
· Sweet Tooth
Thursday, April 01
· Defensive Driving

Older Articles
 

 Site Info
Site Maintained by:
Powered by NukeZone
 

 Advertisement


Affordable Hosting for Everyone!
 


Rate this site!
Take me to CanadaSEEK.com!
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2001 - 2006 by JokeCrazy.com
You can syndicate our news using the file backend.php or ultramode.txt

PHP-Nuke Copyright © 2004 by Francisco Burzi. This is free software, and you may redistribute it under the GPL.
PHP-Nuke comes with absolutely no warranty, for details, see the license.
Page Generation: 0.21 Seconds