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You Know You're Over The Hill When
People Jokes 1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.

2. You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.

3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.

4. Your underwear starts creeping up on you...and you enjoy it.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, September 05 @ 00:17:47 CDT (3198 reads)
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Space Food
Star Trek Jokes Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, December 27 @ 23:05:00 CST (11877 reads)
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The Tougher Years
People Jokes My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me, when I was a little boy myself, how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors of blacksmithing.

One story was how he had developed his arm and shoulder muscles. He said he would stand outside behind the house and, with a 5 pound potato sack in each hand, extend his arms straight out to his sides and hold them there as long as he could.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 04 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1421 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Questions and Answers
Adult Jokes Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from your Grandma have in common ?
A. You don't look down.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, October 18 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2421 reads)
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Jesus in a Bar
Bar/Drunk Jokes A guy went to a bar and ordered a drink. He looked around the place and noticed a guy at a corner table with long hair and a beard, dressed in a robe and sandals.

When the bartender brought the drink he asked, "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"

The bartender said, "As a matter of fact that is Jesus Christ. He comes in here some afternoons, drinks a glass of wine and leaves."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, July 10 @ 00:05:00 CDT (19020 reads)
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Dog Gone Tired
Medical Jokes An exhausted looking man dragged himself in to the Doctor's office.

"Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."

"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, February 21 @ 03:12:22 CST (1692 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Teddy Bear Collection
Adult Jokes A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.

They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.

They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 03 @ 14:35:39 CDT (2501 reads)
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Digging Hole Fillers
People Jokes On a recent trip into town I observed a very peculiar thing happening via two city workers. One would dig a hole, walk a few yards, dig another hole, and then walk a few more yards... you get the point.

The second man would come behind the first man and fill the hole that had just been dug, walk a few yards, fill the next hole, and so on.

These actions quite puzzled me. Furthermore, these two men were working very hard! One digging a hole, the other filling it up again.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 15 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1552 reads)
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The nerve of it all
People Jokes A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her hand to her chest, she says to the girl, "If you knew what I have, you would give me your seat." The girl gets up and gives up her the seat to the old lady. It is hot. The girl then takes out a fan and starts fanning herself.

The woman looks up and says, "If you knew what I have, you would give me that fan." The girl gives her the fan, too.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 03 @ 23:16:38 CST (1789 reads)
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Sex and Birth Control
Religion Jokes Three women are discussing sex and birth control.

The first woman says, 'We're Catholic, so we can't use it.'

The second woman says, `I'm also Catholic, but we use the rhythm method.'

The third woman says, `We use the bucket-and-saucer method.'
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 28 @ 00:05:00 CDT (4864 reads)
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