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That Draining Feeling
People Jokes An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs.

Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.

"Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 23 @ 01:05:00 CDT (1468 reads)
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Blonde Intelligence
Blonde Jokes zellth writes "What do you get when you mix the intelligence of 12 blondes?

4 brunettes and 6 red heads"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 14 @ 00:05:00 CST (4241 reads)
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Beware of Dog
Animal Jokes Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 14 @ 01:05:00 CDT (3144 reads)
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Burglar meets Moses and Jesus
Animal Jokes A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 27 @ 23:30:26 CST (2325 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Hit by Cold Water
Adult Jokes This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no Western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his
trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter in one.

One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man engaged in "playful activities" with
ten beautiful, dark, young women, all in the nude. The young man had the biggest, strongest penis the Britisher had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who this man was.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 02 @ 00:05:00 CST (2421 reads)
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Strange but True: Rice Crispy Slug
Strange but True Julia MacKinnon, who was eating lunch at school with her 10-year-old classmate Valerie Hamilton, said she opened the opaque wrapping, saw a slug in her packaged rice crispy square and screamed. Her classmates immediately ran over to see what the noise was about.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 21 @ 02:45:25 CDT (4419 reads)
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Tasters Choice
Gross Jokes A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.

As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's feet.

"What's this, "she asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, May 19 @ 01:44:37 CDT (12175 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: White and Out of Site
Adult Jokes There was a black guy, and he was hip hopping down the street with his getto blaster and he saw a lamp. He picks it up and start to clean it by rubbing it and then this Genie appears.

The black guy says, "Gimme three wishes."

The Genie said, "OK, what are they and they shall be granted."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, September 27 @ 03:02:10 CDT (2163 reads)
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A Womans Perspective on Bear Facts
People Jokes If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat like crazy. I could deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 29 @ 01:05:00 CDT (1768 reads)
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Ground test
Sports Jokes Bob, an experienced sky diver, was getting ready for a jump one day when he spotted another man outfitted to dive wearing dark glasses, carrying a white can and holding a seeing-eye dog by a leash.

Shocked that the blind man was also going to jump, Bob struck up a conversation, expressing his admiration for the man's courage. Then, curious, he asked, "How do you know when the ground is getting close?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 29 @ 02:19:20 CDT (2579 reads)
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