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Night training
All Other Jokes While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 30 @ 01:23:41 CDT (2211 reads)
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North To Alaska
People Jokes Two guys had each just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.

They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year." The trader got the gear together and on top of each one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, November 11 @ 00:28:46 CST (1447 reads)
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The Winner Is...
People Jokes A man is walking down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass, doing absolutely nothing. The man, curious to find out what's happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Excuse me farmer, could you tell me what you are you doing?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 03 @ 00:05:00 CST (1377 reads)
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The Power of Holy Water
Religion Jokes One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and
then threw away his crutches.

An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen.

"Son, you've just witnessed a miracle!" the priest said. "Tell me where is this man now?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 13 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2210 reads)
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Computer Lab Workstations
Computers/Support A friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon when he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the screen.

After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position, only now she was impatiently tapping her foot.

Finally he approached her and asked if she needed help.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, January 23 @ 00:05:00 CST (54570 reads)
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Hornless Saddle
Adult Jokes An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas, which was an Indian reservation, when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud, that it would echo from the surrounding hills.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, December 26 @ 20:39:42 CST (2220 reads)
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Dear Abby
News/Politics Dear Abby,

My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he’s a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker, but many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he just denies it all. Then he admits he was wrong, and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he’s a cheat. What should I do?

...Frustrated
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 05 @ 01:32:59 CDT (3835 reads)
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English meets Math
Teacher/Student A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."

The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?"

Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, November 20 @ 00:12:23 CST (1759 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Sick One-Liners
Adult Jokes Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blow job: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, March 06 @ 00:05:00 CST (306207 reads)
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Home of the Whopper
Computers/Support A link on MSNBC.COM explained why the "Hire The Mentally Handicapped Program" has taken on such a foothold at
Burger King - Home of the Whopper. The King has teamed up with . . . sigh . . . AOL.

Holy shit. Can you just see it now?

"Hi, this is AOL / Time / Warner / Burger King, how can I help you?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 21 @ 01:05:00 CDT (6571 reads)
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