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Bar/Drunk Jokes It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab."

"Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week."

"That's okay," says the bartender. "I'll just write your name and the amount you owe me right here on the wall."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, June 15 @ 00:05:00 CDT (11928 reads)
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Yo mama's so fat...
Yo Mama... Yo mama's so fat, she sells shade.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 00:11:45 CDT (2955 reads)
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Candy Coated
Play On Words One pay day, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor.

So he took Miss Hershey to the Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero and Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix.

He began to feel her Mounds that were pure Almond Joy.

It made her Tootsie Roll, and made him want to Eatmore.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 19 @ 00:15:25 CDT (3323 reads)
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My Dear Wife
Adult Jokes To my dear wife:

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 years, can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn hotel.

Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, March 13 @ 23:05:00 CST (68253 reads)
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One for the Price of Two
People Jokes A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.

"That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?"

"Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 22 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1402 reads)
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Dear Abby - Congratulations, you passed!
People Jokes Tiggs writes "Dear Abby:
I am a man and I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have s-e-x with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 22 @ 23:05:00 CST (1773 reads)
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People Jokes A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful young lady sitting at the bar.

After a drink and a little time gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chat with you for a while?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 24 @ 22:45:38 CST (1717 reads)
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Cowhand Hangover
Bar/Drunk Jokes The cowhand got paid on Friday and immediately rode into town and proceeded to get thoroughly shitfaced.

A couple of pals decided to play a trick on him. They snuck out, turned his horse around, and went back to join the hapless for a few more rounds.

The next morning, when the alarm clock and a glass of cold water in the face failed to have the slightest effect, the cowhand's wife started shaking him by the shoulders and screaming, "Tex, get up! You have to hit the goddamn trail, you've got work to do."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 28 @ 23:36:03 CST (4489 reads)
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Yo mama is so fat...
Yo Mama... Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she get an estimate.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 09 @ 00:27:37 CDT (3031 reads)
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A Little Older, A Little Wiser
People Jokes Unregistered Guest writes "The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back.""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, December 28 @ 23:26:11 CST (1693 reads)
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