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Driver Awarness
People Jokes My Name is John Doe..... Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!! It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 02 @ 03:20:09 CDT (1689 reads)
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Three trips, one death
Medical Jokes A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which he was most
at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, January 09 @ 23:05:00 CST (37016 reads)
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The Top 15 Signs You're Dating a Control Freak
Top 10 ??? 15. During lovemaking, remains levitated just above a perfectly made bed and insists you do likewise.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 14 @ 00:20:32 CDT (14967 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Shower Firmness Test
Adult Jokes A woman comes out of the shower one morning. Her husband sneaks up behind her, grabs a hold of her breasts, and says 'honey, if you firm these up a little bit you wouldn't have to wear a bra quite as much.'

She was furious and didn't speak to him for the rest of the week.

The next week, as she comes out of the shower, he sneaks up behind her again, grabs a hold of her buttocks, and says 'honey, if you firm these up a little bit, you wouldn't have to wear a girdle quite as much.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, October 01 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2418 reads)
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Sex Investment
People Jokes An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dear, but the stock market crashed, and I'm afraid we're broke."

The wife says, "No, we're not. Let's go for a drive into town."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 03 @ 00:23:36 CDT (2672 reads)
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Zebra gets farm tour.
Animal Jokes There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 02:35:31 CDT (1896 reads)
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Same Thing
Play On Words Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a recent tourist from the Midwest was fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. One particular building, however, caught his eye with the sign "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry."

"Moishe Plotnik?" he wondered. "How does that fit in Chinatown?"

So he walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking Chinese laundry. He could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the name as there were baseball hats, T- Shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry."

There was also a fair selection of Chinatown souvenirs, indicating that the name alone had brought many tourists into the shop. The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, December 18 @ 23:05:00 CST (11764 reads)
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Medicinal Milk
Heaven and Hell There once was a 94 year old nun back in the 1890's whose worn out body began to surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax her.

However, not to be lured into worldly pleasures, she huffily declined. But her mother superior knew the elderly sister loved milk. So she instructed the kitchen to spike the milk three times a day.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 24 @ 23:13:31 CST (2090 reads)
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Energizer Bunny has Passed Away
Adult Jokes A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away.

The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died from a Heart Attack brought on by sexual over stimulation.

It seems that someone had put his batteries in backwards and he kept coming...and coming...and coming......
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, May 22 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2636 reads)
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Acute Angina
Medical Jokes This young couple had only been married for about two weeks when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest. She tells her husband who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be examined. She arranges an appointment and goes the following day.

The husband, while at work receives a call from the doctor.

Doctor: "I am sorry to say your wife has acute angina..."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, March 16 @ 23:05:00 CST (21579 reads)
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