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Hot Chocolate and Viagra
Medical Jokes Little Johnny goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, June 03 @ 01:35:40 CDT (2038 reads)
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Dear Abby - Congratulations, you passed!
People Jokes Tiggs writes "Dear Abby:
I am a man and I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have s-e-x with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 23 @ 00:05:00 CST (1664 reads)
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Dancing Act
People Jokes A man was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank.

He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.

He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 18 @ 00:00:00 CST (1602 reads)
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What's Your Wish?
Play On Words A man walked into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sat down at the bar just as the bartender walked up.

"What's in the bag?," asked the bartender.

The man put the bag on the bar, reached in and pulled out a miniature baby grand piano, a small bench, and a 12-inch-tall man wearing a top hat and a tux with tails.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, December 05 @ 04:24:43 CST (1970 reads)
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Bed Time Pit Stop
Teacher/Student A young man visited his sister who was married to a farmer in a poor district of the country. Since there were limited
accommodations, he was required to sleep with his young nephew.

When the young man came into the bedroom, he saw the little boy kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed.

Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 25 @ 01:05:00 CDT (3033 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Win-Win
Adult Jokes A man is running short of cash in the bar, so he bets the barmaid ten bucks that he can bite his right eye. She thinks about it for a minute and figures it's a safe bet, so she says, "You're on." The guy pulls out his glass eye-ball and bites it. The joke was on her and she laughs as she hands over the ten bucks.

A little while later he offers her a chance to get her money back. He bets her ten bucks that he can bite his left eye. She thinks about it and knowing that he can see, thinks it's a safe bet.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, February 14 @ 00:05:00 CST (11149 reads)
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OB/GYN
Medical Jokes Unregistered Guest writes "A new, young MD doing his residency in Obstetrics was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him. He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 14 @ 01:05:00 CDT (7929 reads)
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Things I've Learned
People Jokes Tiggs writes "What I've Learned As I've Matured

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 23 @ 00:05:00 CST (1473 reads)
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Simple to Follow
Top 10 ??? Here are two rules that can be very important for your life's success:

1. Don't tell people everything you know.
2.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 14 @ 00:05:00 CST (33829 reads)
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The poop scoop
Bar/Drunk Jokes An Irishman goes into a pub in London with a little man, 6 inches tall, in his shirt pocket. He says to the barman, "I'd like a pint of Guinness for meself and a thimble of Guinness for me friend."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 27 @ 10:24:17 CDT (1797 reads)
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