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One Greatful Day...
People Jokes One day, as he was opening his shop, a very kind and generous barber was feeling all the more kind and generous- perhaps because it was nearing the Thanksgiving holiday, and he had much for which to be grateful.

The first customer to enter the shop for a hair cut was a local baker. The barber, wanting to express his gratefulness, decided to give the baker a free haircut. The next morning, when the barber came to work, he found a dozen freshly baked doughnuts on his doorstep, with a note of gratitude to the barber.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, November 19 @ 23:05:00 CST (1711 reads)
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City Slicker Farmer
Animal Jokes A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to start farming. He goes to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.

A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.

Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, November 27 @ 23:05:00 CST (1800 reads)
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Bear Fur Coat
Animal Jokes Did you hear about the bear hunter?

Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to
speak to him!

"Isn't it better to talk than to shoot? What do you want? Let's negotiate the matter," said the bear.

Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, and then replied, "I want a fur coat."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, September 21 @ 00:05:00 CDT (5112 reads)
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Farmer Gossman
Animal Jokes Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated."

The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse's rear, and blow the pill up there."

Farmer Gossman comes back the next day, and he looks very sick.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, May 02 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1673 reads)
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Sauerkraut Post Card
People Jokes A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant.

Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of money and asked her to go out of the country, to Germany, to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.

"But, how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, March 19 @ 23:05:00 CST (2310 reads)
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Eye Doctor Cure
Blonde Jokes The blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The Doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.

The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.

As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 30 @ 00:05:00 CDT (13641 reads)
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Short shots
People Jokes How can you tell if a midget is gay?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 23 @ 00:33:24 CDT (2069 reads)
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Best car that money can buy
All Other Jokes A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a small mini also drives up. The haughty businessman in the back of the limousine started bragging to the mini owner that his was the best car that money could buy.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 18 @ 00:36:57 CDT (1658 reads)
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Texan on Vacation
People Jokes A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.

The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.

The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 12 @ 23:05:00 CST (62558 reads)
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125 things NOT to say during sex
Adult Jokes 1. Is it in?
2. That's it?
3. You've got to be kidding me.
4. (Phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you?
5. Do I have to pay for this?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, February 06 @ 02:10:25 CST (28136 reads)
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