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People Jokes A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights".
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 15 @ 18:07:07 CDT (1577 reads)
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Fishing luck
All Other Jokes It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 01 @ 00:16:04 CDT (1495 reads)
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Better than Bessie
All Other Jokes Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.

In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, October 23 @ 04:06:19 CDT (1308 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Bearded Bed Wetter
Adult Jokes This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room.

When the doctor goes into the room he tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirror. She figures he is a doctor and gets in front of the mirror. The doctor goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror.

After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady to go ahead and put her clothes back on and he will talk to her when she is dressed. The lady puts her clothes on and asks the doctor what is wrong with her.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 13 @ 23:38:58 CDT (2388 reads)
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Things That can Be Learned From TV
All Other Jokes 1) Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.

2) Good guys are always outnumbered.

3) Good guys always win and get the girl.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, September 01 @ 00:32:53 CDT (1608 reads)
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That Draining Feeling
People Jokes An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs.

Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.

"Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 23 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1534 reads)
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Headache Cure
People Jokes Joe was moderately successful in his career of choice, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by remarkably painful headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life began to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem.

The doctor said, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 10 @ 23:21:16 CST (1906 reads)
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Skydiving Lessons
Teacher/Student A man went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seemed like days, he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He started to panic, but remembered his back-up chute. He pulled that cord. Nothing happened. He frantically began yanking both cords to no avail.

Suddenly he looked down, and he couldn't believe his eyes. Another man was in the air with him, but this guy was going up! Just as the other guy passed by, the skydiver yelled, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, September 06 @ 02:07:58 CDT (1820 reads)
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No Rain no Gain
Religion Jokes One summer, a drought threatened the crop in a small town. On a hot and dry Sunday, the village parson told his congregation, "There isn't anything that will save us except to pray for rain. Go home, pray, believe, and come back next Sunday ready to thank God for sending rain."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, July 12 @ 23:53:31 CDT (1783 reads)
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What's your name?
Adult Jokes A guy starts chatting with a girl in a bar.

"What's your name?" he asks.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, June 11 @ 01:23:02 CDT (2631 reads)
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