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Just Peachy
Adult Jokes There was this guy at the patent office counter and said," I want to patent this Peach."

The clerk asked,"What's so special about your peach?"

The guy said, taste it, so he did. He told the guy it taste like a peach, so what? He then said, turn it around! The clerk took a bite and said,"wow, this tastes like an apple! You have your Patent!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 23 @ 01:28:42 CST (2057 reads)
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Tough students, Tougher Teacher
Teacher/Student A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 20 @ 00:23:44 CDT (1520 reads)
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Little Johnny
People Jokes Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served, and when little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, November 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (1614 reads)
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Al Gore and Elvis
News/Politics What's the difference between Al Gore and Elvis?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 11 @ 00:52:28 CDT (1771 reads)
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Riding The Pole
People Jokes While recently riding on the bus standing up, a friend of mine grabbed onto the pole nearest her to keep herself steady while the bus traveled down the road. She soon noticed a young man, who was also hanging on to the same pole, staring at her. Although this was somewhat annoying, she decided to just look the other way.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, November 07 @ 23:05:00 CST (1516 reads)
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Profound Intense Prayers
Heaven and Hell A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 16 @ 00:05:00 CDT (13580 reads)
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A Week In Hell
Heaven and Hell A guy died and woke up to find he was in Hell. He was really depressed as he stood in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thought to himself, "I know I led a wild life but I wasn't that bad. I never thought it would come to this."

Looking up he saw that it was his turn to be processed into Hell. With fear and a heavy heart, he walked up to the counselor.

The counselor said, "What's the problem, you look depressed?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, October 25 @ 01:03:15 CDT (1660 reads)
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Zoo Job - Trading Places
Animal Jokes Did you hear about the man who was looking for a job? He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill.

Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days.

He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser, thanks to a very fine gorilla suit. The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it. He tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 13 @ 00:05:00 CDT (3592 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: On Tap
Adult Jokes After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.

When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place her feet in the stirrups.

She was feeling rather awkward about the entire procedure when the doctor came in. Her anxiety was not diminished by the sight of him pulling down his pants!

"Wait a minute! What the hell is going on here?" yelped the woman, pulling herself into a sitting position.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, May 30 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2170 reads)
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Grave Diggers make new discovery.
Animal Jokes Two privates stationed at Fort Campbell were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 02:37:26 CDT (1863 reads)
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