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Down and Out
People Jokes Two old friends bumped into one another on the street one day. One of them looked forlorn, almost on the verge of tears. His friend asked, "What has happened to you, my old friend?" The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."

"That's a lot of money."

"But you see, two weeks ago, a cousin I never even knew died, and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, September 17 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1966 reads)
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Hearing for Health
Medical Jokes A 92-year-old man went to the doctor to get his annual physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor called the man on a follow-up and said, "I wanted to stress to you what I told you after your exam last week."

The man replied, "Just doing what you said doctor, 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful'."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 05 @ 23:17:27 CST (1450 reads)
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No Rain no Gain
Religion Jokes One summer, a drought threatened the crop in a small town. On a hot and dry Sunday, the village parson told his congregation, "There isn't anything that will save us except to pray for rain. Go home, pray, believe, and come back next Sunday ready to thank God for sending rain."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, July 12 @ 23:53:31 CDT (1756 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Sperm Spectrum
Adult Jokes daburlman writes "What did one gay sperm say to another gay sperm? How we gonna find any eggs in all this shit?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 20 @ 01:50:34 CDT (2424 reads)
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Just When You Think You Have It All
All Other Jokes A guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across this salt encrusted piece of metal. He worked for an hour or so to remove the salt. Lo and behold, it was a very old oil lamp. The guy started to buff it to remove the verdigris when "poof" a genie appeared.

This genie, like all genies, was so happy to be freed of the lamp that he granted the guy three wishes.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, November 22 @ 00:27:24 CST (1395 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Teddy Bear Collection
Adult Jokes A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.

They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.

They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 03 @ 14:35:39 CDT (2379 reads)
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Lost in a Haze
Computers/Support A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, November 02 @ 23:43:00 CST (5374 reads)
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Car Roof Check
Bar/Drunk Jokes A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, June 04 @ 06:46:21 CDT (1831 reads)
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A New Miracle Substance?
Bar/Drunk Jokes An attorney went into a bar for a martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, "Well, it looks plastic." Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, "But it feels like rubber."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, November 27 @ 23:02:48 CST (2918 reads)
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United for a Common Cause
News/Politics The President has asked that we, the people of America, unite for a common cause.

The hard line Islamic people can not stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a nude woman that is not their wife.

Therefore, tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their houses with no clothes on to help weed out the terrorists.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 11 @ 00:05:00 CDT (10876 reads)
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