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The Environmentalist and the Executive
Crazy and Wierd kenwells writes "One day an executive from a large corporation paid a visit to a fanatical environmentalist who lived in a nearby forest. The executive wanted the approval of the environmentalist for a new product his company was creating, and he took it upon himself to make the visit in person. He even made a bet with his fellow executives that he would come back with the deal.

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Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 13 @ 00:30:00 CDT (54853 reads)
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The other half of three
Insults Galore On the border of Kentucky and Tennessee there's a small forest. Half of the forest belongs to a Kentucky farmer, while
the other half belongs to a Tennessee man.

One day, while out for a walk in the woods, the Tennessee man comes across a wolf caught in a trap. He rushes back to
his house and calls his Kentucky neighbor.

"There's one of your wolves caught in a trap on my side of the forest."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 04 @ 00:29:08 CST (11673 reads)
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Sex and Birth Control
Religion Jokes Three women are discussing sex and birth control.

The first woman says, 'We're Catholic, so we can't use it.'

The second woman says, `I'm also Catholic, but we use the rhythm method.'

The third woman says, `We use the bucket-and-saucer method.'
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 28 @ 01:05:00 CDT (4895 reads)
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Texas Chili Contest
Redneck Jokes Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the advent:
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 17 @ 20:35:00 CDT (282798 reads)
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No deposit
People Jokes At a wedding rehearsal, the minister told the father of the bride, "As you give your daughter's hand to the bridegroom, you should say something nice to him."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, June 28 @ 01:55:42 CDT (1427 reads)
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The Spoon
All Other Jokes A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the man's table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?"

The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out here; he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock their spoons off their tables. By carrying clean spoons, we save trips to the kitchen."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, November 04 @ 01:26:33 CST (1461 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: A Visit to the Nut House
Adult Jokes A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is renowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods. They begin by visiting some of the patients.

The first patient they visit is a young woman. She is practicing ballet. One of the psychiatrist asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I'm studying ballet so when I get out of here I can possibly join a troupe and be a productive member of society." "Wow, that's wonderful."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, February 11 @ 00:05:00 CST (2238 reads)
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Crank It Up, Old Man
Adult Jokes A general store hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts...

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. "I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, January 13 @ 00:38:40 CST (3592 reads)
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Locked for a Reason
Lawyer Jokes A defense attorney is cross-examining a police officer during trial...

ATTORNEY: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?

OFFICER: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several
blocks away.

ATTORNEY: Officer, who provided this description?

OFFICER: The officer who responded to the scene.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 12 @ 00:05:00 CST (33276 reads)
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Little Johnny in Sunday School
Teacher/Student Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, September 12 @ 01:05:00 CDT (3049 reads)
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