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Constipated Matrimony
Bar/Drunk Jokes Two drunks were sitting in a bar when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner. One says to the other,
"Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl."

The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken shit."

So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me. Would you be so kind as to dance with me?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 05 @ 14:15:58 CST (5107 reads)
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Anything, absolutely anything!
Top 10 ??? mystics writes "A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her.

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want
me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.....on one condition.""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 28 @ 00:05:00 CST (49750 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: A tad busy these days
Adult Jokes During a routine physical, a doctor tells his patient to drop his pants. After the examination, the doctor says to the man, "You have the filthiest balls I've
ever seen!"

The guy goes home to his wife and says, "I want to talk to you about something."

She replies, "Not now, I've been so busy lately that I haven't had time to wipe my arse!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 05 @ 05:38:05 CDT (2155 reads)
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Swimming in Food
Insults Galore A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order.

The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu, shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar Salad, lobster, crepes Suzette, with no regard to the price.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, February 27 @ 00:35:38 CST (11924 reads)
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How to give a cat medication
Animal Jokes 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 26 @ 01:08:05 CDT (2255 reads)
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Show and Tell Johnny
Teacher/Student The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for "Show & Tell," and the next day every kid had something.

The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring?

"I brought a Walkman."

"And what is it for?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 12 @ 00:44:15 CST (1773 reads)
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The balcony is how high?
All Other Jokes When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in the movie theater, he walked over and whispered, "Sorry, sir, but you are allowed only one seat."

The man moaned but didn't budge. "Sir, If you don't move, I'll have to call the manager," said the usher more loudly.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, October 22 @ 06:03:11 CDT (1410 reads)
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Five Dollar Bill
Religion Jokes Tiggs writes "A little boy was given a five dollar bill to put in the collection plate. When the offering came around, he wouldn't put it in.

But after the end of the service, when he went to shake the pastor's hand, he pulled out the five dollar bill and gave it to the pastor."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, February 17 @ 00:05:00 CST (1976 reads)
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Short night out
Bar/Drunk Jokes A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 30 @ 01:34:36 CDT (2612 reads)
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Super fast
Religion Jokes A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, its called turpentine."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, June 25 @ 04:56:50 CDT (1759 reads)
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