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Ethnic - May Offend!: Two wishes
Ethnic Jokes hrisi writes "A black guy walking down a beach finds an old oil lamp, he rubs it and out pops a genie who says, "OK, you got only two wishes!"

The black guy thinks and says, "I wanna be a white man!"

POOF!! He turns in a white guy!!

Then the guys says, "I don't ever wanna work again!""
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, March 07 @ 00:05:00 CST (66896 reads)
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Airing the Baggage
All Other Jokes During taxi, the crew of a US AIR departure flight to Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. The irate ground controller (a female) screamed, "US Air 2771, whereare you going? I told you to turn right on "Charlie" taxiway; you turned right on "Delta. Stop right there! I know it's difficult to tell the difference between C's & D's, but get it right!"

Continuing her lashing to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically, "God, you've screwed everything up; it'll take forever to sortthis out. You stay right there and don't move until I tell you to! Then, I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you. You got that, US Air 2771?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, July 20 @ 08:17:08 CDT (1721 reads)
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United for a Common Cause
News/Politics The President has asked that we, the people of America, unite for a common cause.

The hard line Islamic people can not stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a nude woman that is not their wife.

Therefore, tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their houses with no clothes on to help weed out the terrorists.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 11 @ 01:05:00 CDT (8499 reads)
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He-ing and She-ing
Religion Jokes The minister, all fired up because of recent obvious problems of infidelity, shouted out, "I want everyone who has been he-ing and she-ing to stand up!"

Half of his congregation stood up.

He then shouted out, "I want everyone who has been he-ing and he-ing to stand up!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 28 @ 07:41:04 CST (940 reads)
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Statue Fantasy
Crazy and Wierd An old wizard was walking through a park when he came upon two statues. One statue was male and the other was female. They were positioned on opposite ends of the park, facing each other with their arms extended out as if to embrace. The wizard stood there for a long time examining their sad facial expressions until he got an idea.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 16 @ 04:00:00 CDT (46207 reads)
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How to Truly Impress A Client
Computers/Support I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 23 @ 03:57:04 CDT (1841 reads)
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Your Matching Clubs
Medical Jokes A Texas millionaire became very ill. Countless doctors were consulted, but none seemed to understand what ailed him. The millionaire, desperate for a cure, let it be known that any doctor who could heal him could have whatever he desired.

After only a week's stay, a small country doctor was able to cure him.

"Doc!" said the Texan to the doctor, "I am a man of my word. You name whatever you would like, and if it is humanly possible I'll get it for you."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, January 04 @ 00:05:00 CST (1118 reads)
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Blondes and Corn Flakes
Blonde Jokes Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 30 @ 01:47:01 CDT (1104 reads)
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Beer Note!
Bar/Drunk Jokes A guy walks in a bar, and buys a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows, and decides to go and say hi to them, but he does not want to drag his beer mug with him.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, June 03 @ 05:20:53 CDT (949 reads)
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Mad Cow Disease
People Jokes There was a couple that went to a restaurant to have dinner.

When the waiter came, the husband said: "I'd like to have the veal."

"And what about the mad cow?" asked the waiter.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 06 @ 01:29:19 CDT (1622 reads)
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