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Airline Fixes
People Jokes I have a friend who is a very nervous flyer. During a recent trip he took from California to Indiana, it didn't help that his connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems.

Then, after he was aloft, he noticed the cabin lights were flickering. Losing his peace of mind, he decided to mention this to a flight attendant.

"I'll take care of it," she said. Moments later the lights went out. Clearly she had solved the problem by turning off all the lights.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, December 04 @ 23:10:53 CST (1479 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Little Johnny and Heaven
Adult Jokes One day at school, the topic of the day was, "What part of your body goes to Heaven first?"

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher saw this and thought to herself, 'Oh no! Johnny always says something bad - I'll make sure he's the last one I call on!' So, instead the teacher calls on Susie.

Susie says, "I think your brain goes to Heaven first because you have to be smart to go to Heaven."

The teacher congratulated Susie, "That's very good, Susie!" Then, the teacher calls on Mary.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 15 @ 00:43:39 CDT (2530 reads)
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Question Time
Teacher/Student 1. What is 5 divided by 1/2 plus 3?

2. I have two coins making 55 cents but one is not a nickel. How can that be?

3. Why are 1977 dollars worth more than 1976 dollars?

4. What word in the English language does nearly everyone pronounce incorrectly?

5. In the United States, is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

6. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

7. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

8. Which is correct: eight and eight IS fifteen or eight and eight ARE fifteen?

9. A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung at the surface of the water. There is one foot between rungs and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long until three rungs are covered?

10. Mr. and Mrs. Smith have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, October 01 @ 00:05:00 CDT (13225 reads)
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Best car that money can buy
All Other Jokes A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a small mini also drives up. The haughty businessman in the back of the limousine started bragging to the mini owner that his was the best car that money could buy.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 18 @ 00:36:57 CDT (1590 reads)
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Top 20 ways to say "Your fly is open"
All Other Jokes 20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 16 @ 02:24:51 CDT (1958 reads)
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Pass It Along
People Jokes Susy and her husband, Michael, were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man.

When Michael began a tale Susy was sure he had told before, Susy gave him a kick under the table. There was no response, so Susy gave him another solid kick. Still the story went on.

Suddenly he stopped, grinned and said, "Oh, but I've told you this one before, haven't I?"

They all chuckled and changed the subject. Later, at the buffet line, Susy asked Michael why it had taken him so long to get her message.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 16 @ 23:05:00 CST (1514 reads)
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Mule Story
Animal Jokes The old farmer's mule had finally died of old age just before spring planting, so the farmer made a trip to town to buy another mule.

His $125 didn't buy much, but he was satisfied with his purchase and he made arrangements to return the next day with a horse trailer to pick up the mule and the dealer agreed to keep it overnight for him.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 18 @ 07:22:56 CST (1787 reads)
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Cleaning Out City Hall
News/Politics A city politician is badly hurt after falling down the stairs at city hall. He is taken to the hospital where he remains in a coma for several days.

Finally he recovers, and his doctor tells him, "My friend, I have bad news and I have good news. First of all, you will never be able to work again."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (14176 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Hi Little Johnny
Adult Jokes Little Johnny had to walk past a whorehouse to get to school and back.

One morning a whore on the second floor porch hollered down, "Hi little boy!", and waved at him with her pinkie finger. That afternoon it was the same thing. "Hi little boy!", and waved at him with her pinkie finger.

This went on for several days and Johnny didn't like it. So one morning he asked her, "How come every time I come by here you say 'hi little boy'and wave like that?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 04 @ 00:05:00 CDT (5400 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Stiff Pump Handle
Adult Jokes A farmer had a bull that wasn't getting the job done that he was supposed to, so the farmer went to town to see the veterinarian. The vet gave the farmer a large pill and a small pill. He instructed the farmer to give the bull the large pill. And if that didn't do the job, then to give the bull the small pill also.

The farmer gave the bull the large pill and it was obvious that that was all that was needed. The vet had instructed the farmer to destroy the small pill if not used. The farmer was working on the well at the time so he decided to just drop it in the well. A few days later while he was in town he saw the vet on the street.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, March 12 @ 23:38:55 CST (2584 reads)
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