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The Fishing Groom
Gross Jokes A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car. As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, May 19 @ 10:30:15 CDT (3433 reads)
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Bimbo on the move
Blonde Jokes Bimbo: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, November 13 @ 01:40:17 CST (2890 reads)
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Penny Pincher
People Jokes Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a "dream home."

Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget.

However, after the first week, she began complaining again. "Dave," she said, "I don't like this place at all. There are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbors can see me everytime I take a bath."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, September 04 @ 01:05:00 CDT (4032 reads)
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A.A.A.D.D.
People Jokes "They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition.

Hooray! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...

This is how it goes:

I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. Ok, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go through the mail.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, November 24 @ 00:05:00 CST (2173 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Maude Makeover Mistake
Adult Jokes Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex now just as much as ever.

The second old lady was surprised and asked her what her secret was.

The first old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the garage she hurries and takes a shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom, he gets turned on and has his way with her.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, August 05 @ 01:29:09 CDT (1968 reads)
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Blondes in B.E.D
Blonde Jokes The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid
bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged.

So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed, and
set up the Blonde Education Department.

The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 08 @ 01:15:49 CST (7442 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Women Have All The Luck
Adult Jokes Charlie and George were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Charlie said to George, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."

"What do you mean?" asked George.

"Well," replied Charlie, "I can barely remember the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 05 @ 01:05:00 CDT (2341 reads)
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Its Rent Time
People Jokes Did you hear about the man in Germany who recently (within the past few years) went to his pastor to confess a sin and
seek guidance? "I have a sin to confess," he said, sobbing. "During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic."

"Well," the pastor replied, "that's not a sin."

"But," the man admitted, "I made him pay rent."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 31 @ 00:05:00 CST (1745 reads)
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Man's best friend
Animal Jokes For a holiday, an Irishman decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 27 @ 01:33:38 CDT (1472 reads)
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21 Reasons To Be A Single Man
Top 10 ??? Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.

I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, March 30 @ 00:05:00 CST (14292 reads)
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