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The Flute
Medical Jokes A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis. Obviously, he had to see a doctor.

When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it. As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brother's card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."

The guy says, "Is your brother a doctor?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, November 07 @ 23:05:00 CST (1812 reads)
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What Beautiful Animals! What Majestic Food!
Heaven and Hell Have you heard about the atheist who was taking a walk through a forest, admiring all that the accident of evolution had created?

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he continued to walk alongside the river he began to hear a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to look he momentarily froze out of sheer terror: a 7-foot grizzly was charging toward him!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 14 @ 00:05:00 CDT (11072 reads)
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Kentucky hotel
Gross Jokes How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 12 @ 00:06:52 CDT (3953 reads)
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Role Reversal
People Jokes A husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you're the boss."

The man was on fire with enthusiasm and couldn't wait to try the doctor's advice! He rushed home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on, you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys and you're going to stay home where you belong. And another thing...you know who's going to comb my hair, iron my pants, polish my shoes and tie my tie?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 08 @ 02:03:33 CDT (1629 reads)
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The Michael Jackson Reality TV Show
Top 10 ??? Tiggs writes "The Top 12 Names for a Michael Jackson Reality-TV Show

12] Too Gross for Comfort

11] Touched by a Wacko

10] The Pedo-Files

9] Dinner and a Movie and a Couple of Minor Surgical Procedures"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, February 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (16344 reads)
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Man of Another Cloth
Religion Jokes Three men of the cloth, a Catholic, a Jew and an Episcopalian were on an airplane trip together. They ran into the worst turbulence in the history of aviation on the whole flight.

When the plane finally landed, a reporter is there and starts interviewing people. The first one is the Catholic and when asked was he afraid, he answered, "I am Catholic my son and yes, I was afraid but I prayed to my God and I knew he would see me through it."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 17 @ 03:46:35 CDT (1976 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Money Tip
Adult Jokes With winter coming on, here's an important tip that'll save you some money:

How do you turn a washing machine into a snow plow?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, June 24 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2576 reads)
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Modern Technology
Bar/Drunk Jokes A guy walks into a bar and sits down. After a few minutes, he starts dialing on the back of his hand as if it's a telephone. He then flips his hand over and starts talking into his palm. The bartender walks over and tells the guy it's a tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble from weirdos.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 18 @ 02:13:37 CDT (1953 reads)
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Yo' mama's
Yo Mama... Anonymous writes "Yo' mama's so old she went to the prom with moses."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, May 22 @ 01:04:47 CDT (11680 reads)
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Cold Irony
People Jokes In October, the Indians asked their Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing the answer, the chief replied that the winter will be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared. Being a good leader, he then went to a phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?" The man on the phone responded, "This winter is indeed going to be very cold."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 21 @ 00:09:40 CDT (1773 reads)
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