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Spiritually Prepared
Religion Jokes Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"

"I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests."

"I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 29 @ 00:05:00 CDT (3300 reads)
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The Michael Jackson Reality TV Show
Top 10 ??? Tiggs writes "The Top 12 Names for a Michael Jackson Reality-TV Show

12] Too Gross for Comfort

11] Touched by a Wacko

10] The Pedo-Files

9] Dinner and a Movie and a Couple of Minor Surgical Procedures"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, February 01 @ 23:05:00 CST (16031 reads)
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Three Ducks
Animal Jokes A man walks into a bar carrying three ducks under his arms. The bartender has learned not to question people when they bring animals into the bar.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, May 10 @ 01:14:46 CDT (2217 reads)
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The Tougher Years
People Jokes My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me, when I was a little boy myself, how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors of blacksmithing.

One story was how he had developed his arm and shoulder muscles. He said he would stand outside behind the house and, with a 5 pound potato sack in each hand, extend his arms straight out to his sides and hold them there as long as he could.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 04 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1316 reads)
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First Child
People Jokes Mr. Smith, Mr. Jones, and Mr. Brown are patiently waiting outside the delivery room in the hospital for the good news of the birth of their first child. A chaplain is also waiting nearby, when a nurse comes out and calls for Mr. Smith.

"Mr. Smith... congratulations, you have twins!"

The delighted Mr. Smith replies, "That's great! Hey, what a coincidence: I work for the Minnesota Twins."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 04 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2440 reads)
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Interruping the wife
Insults Galore I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly 18 months — I don't want to interrupt her!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 00:11:45 CDT (3791 reads)
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Giant Bottle of Aspirin
People Jokes Beth was attending her High School reunion and was having a blast. As the evening was drawing to a close, the master of ceremonies for the night proceeded to hand out bottles of champagne to the graduates who had traveled the farthest distance to attend the reunion, the graduate who had been married the longest time, the graduate who had become the most successful, etc.

As Beth was wondering if she was going to get a prize the master of ceremonies called out her name. "Beth, you win with 11 kids," and then trying to be clever, he
added, "and champagne is only half the prize. The other half is a giant, economy size bottle of aspirin."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, September 26 @ 00:05:00 CDT (3272 reads)
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Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
Holiday Jokes 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, February 24 @ 23:05:00 CST (21988 reads)
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Yo mama's so fat...
Yo Mama... Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 00:11:45 CDT (2365 reads)
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The second worse thing
Sports Jokes Three guys are out hunting and sitting around the evening campfire exchanging their worst experiences.

The first guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was up on a scaffold 7 stories high washing windows when the scaffold collapsed and he fell, breaking every bone in his body and he was hospitalized for six months.

The second guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was hitch-hiking and a Greyhound bus ran over him, breaking his back and he wound up in the hospital for nearly a year.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 21 @ 23:27:59 CST (2833 reads)
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