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On Route 22
People Jokes Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies--two in the front seat and three in the back - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, October 31 @ 23:05:00 CST (1587 reads)
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Strange but True: Controversial operation to transplant the whole head of a monkey
Strange but True A new brain could be available in the future

A controversial operation to transplant the whole head of a monkey onto a different body has proved a partial success.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 01:24:50 CDT (2375 reads)
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Private Detectives
People Jokes Creeping around to the bedroom window, the private detectives saw their client's wife in bed with another man.

"Just as I suspected," said the first. "Let's go in after him."

"Great idea," the other replied. "How soon do you think he'll be finished?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 08 @ 23:05:00 CST (17071 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Lorne calls his boss in the morning:
Adult Jokes Hey boss, I can't come work today I feel really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I won't be in.

The boss says:

You know Lorne I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blow job. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, June 23 @ 21:13:09 CDT (2034 reads)
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Locked for a Reason
Lawyer Jokes A defense attorney is cross-examining a police officer during trial...

ATTORNEY: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?

OFFICER: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several
blocks away.

ATTORNEY: Officer, who provided this description?

OFFICER: The officer who responded to the scene.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, January 11 @ 23:05:00 CST (32786 reads)
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Signs and billboards found
All Other Jokes Plumbing Truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one Weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, May 24 @ 00:22:41 CDT (3238 reads)
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Sorry, we don't sell to blondes
Blonde Jokes A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 04:19:20 CDT (1639 reads)
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Spread Your...Wings
Religion Jokes A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?' "
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, January 29 @ 00:29:44 CST (1937 reads)
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The First Seven Days
Animal Jokes On the first day of creation, God created the dog.

On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 02 @ 00:53:59 CST (1353 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Got Bugs?
Adult Jokes A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the pharmacist, "I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?"

The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4."

"No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the farmer.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, August 01 @ 00:25:46 CDT (2083 reads)
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