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Man's best friend
Animal Jokes For a holiday, an Irishman decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 27 @ 01:33:38 CDT (1601 reads)
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Parental Advice
People Jokes Peter walked up to his teacher's desk, holding a report card with a big red "F".

"If I were you," said Peter, "I would change this while you still can."

"Why is that?" asked the teacher.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, November 05 @ 23:55:00 CST (1771 reads)
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Broken Bargains
People Jokes A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale. Spotting her friend, she sparked a conversation.

"My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at your yard sale."

"I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found," her friend replied with a smile.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 29 @ 00:05:00 CST (1451 reads)
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Mule Story
Animal Jokes The old farmer's mule had finally died of old age just before spring planting, so the farmer made a trip to town to buy another mule.

His $125 didn't buy much, but he was satisfied with his purchase and he made arrangements to return the next day with a horse trailer to pick up the mule and the dealer agreed to keep it overnight for him.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, December 18 @ 08:22:56 CST (1791 reads)
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Airline Meal Choices
People Jokes It was mealtime during a recent flight this guy was on with a small airline.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked me when she reached the row of seats I was sitting in, pulling the food cart behind her.

"What are my choices?" I asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 09 @ 01:05:00 CDT (1933 reads)
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Students Hard at Work
Teacher/Student I recently came across this compilation of funny analogies presented by high school student's papers. Enjoy!

"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."

"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, January 11 @ 00:05:00 CST (34043 reads)
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Dear Abby
News/Politics Dear Abby,

My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he’s a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker, but many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he just denies it all. Then he admits he was wrong, and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he’s a cheat. What should I do?

...Frustrated
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, August 05 @ 01:32:59 CDT (3957 reads)
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Family Support
People Jokes Tom had proposed to young Maureen and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. "Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?" the older man asked the suitor.

"Yes, sir," replied Tom, "I am."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, October 15 @ 01:05:00 CDT (1753 reads)
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Labor Union Efforts
People Jokes A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.

"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up."

Nine hands went up.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, June 30 @ 01:05:00 CDT (3629 reads)
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Doggy Trick or Treat
Animal Jokes A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog.

A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, October 28 @ 00:45:20 CST (2095 reads)
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