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Vow Of Silence
People Jokes A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man falls asleep that night, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was.

"We can't tell you. You're not a monk" they respond. The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and continues on his trip.

Several years later the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 21 @ 23:05:00 CST (3534 reads)
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Eggplant
Teacher/Student A school teacher asks her class "What vegetable makes your eyes water?"

Little Johnny replies, "An eggplant."

"No, Johnny," says the teacher, "I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren't you?"

"No, ma'am," Says Johnny, "Have you never been hit in the balls with an eggplant?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, March 21 @ 23:05:00 CST (78698 reads)
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World's Oldest Profession Not The Worst
People Jokes A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said, "What does your mother do all day?"

Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."

"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, September 28 @ 07:29:01 CDT (1541 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Womans Guide To Male English
Adult Jokes Tiggs writes ""I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

"I'm tired" = I'm tired

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 27 @ 23:05:00 CST (2346 reads)
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Broom, please
Religion Jokes A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.

The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark."

The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you."

The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, December 08 @ 23:05:00 CST (12206 reads)
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The Top Rejected Title For The Next
Top 10 ??? 16. Harry Potter and the Naughty Schoolmarm, Mrs. Letourneau

15. Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 15 @ 17:52:10 CDT (3665 reads)
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In Flight Crazy
People Jokes A passenger in a two-seater charter airplane was far up in the sky when the pilot began to laugh hysterically.

"What's the joke?" the passenger asked.

"I'm thinking," the pilot replied, "Of what they'll say at the asylum when they find out I've escaped."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, January 06 @ 23:05:00 CST (5967 reads)
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Headache Cure
People Jokes Joe was moderately successful in his career of choice, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by remarkably painful headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life began to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem.

The doctor said, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 10 @ 23:21:16 CST (1916 reads)
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Golf Gotcha
Sports Jokes A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado.

"What's wrong?" a woman asked.

"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, November 27 @ 04:30:04 CST (3308 reads)
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The Piano Player
All Other Jokes A bar had a sign in the window advertising that they needed a Piano Player. A scroungy looking old guy, dressed like a bum, entered the bar and told the bartender he was interested in the job. The bartender wasn't too impressed with his looks, but figured, what the hell, and pointed the old guy to the piano in the corner. The old man sat down and started to play the most beautiful, melodious piece of music the people in the bar had ever heard. All talk stopped during the song, and when he stopped, they all applauded.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, October 30 @ 23:09:13 CST (1983 reads)
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