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After endless searching, careful consideration, and almost never ceasing debate, The Perfect Man has been found:
- He's tan.
- He's cute.
- He knows the importance of accessorizing.
- And if he looks at another girl you can rearrange his face.
His name?
Mr. Potato Head
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Tiggs writes "My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household
chores.
One day he came home with a gag gift, a refrigerator magnet that read: "Martha
Stewart doesn't live here.""
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, February 17 @ 23:05:00 CST (1127 reads)
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A girl has brought her fiance home for dinner. After dinner, the fiance and the girl's father go into the study for a man to man talk.
"So, what are you doing right now?" asks the father.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, May 12 @ 00:25:58 CDT (816 reads)
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A famous heart specialist died. At his funeral, a coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.
When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, May 27 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2074 reads)
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Tiggs writes "Dear Abby,
I'm e-mailing to tell you my problem. It seems, I have been
married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He wants sex
regardless of what I am doing; Ironing, washing dishes,
sweeping, even when I'm writing email. He'll just sneak up
behind me and poke away. I would like to know if there is
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Anonymous writes "Yo' mama's so old she went to the prom with moses."
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At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 16 @ 23:42:47 CDT (1123 reads)
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Video store clerks hear new titles
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It seems that video store clerks hear a lot of weird titles for movies:
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 04 @ 03:45:47 CDT (1282 reads)
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad . . . "
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, May 16 @ 00:09:51 CDT (1057 reads)
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Dumber Than a Box of Pencils
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Judi's telling Monika all about the really shitty day she's had at work.
"Today, my boss suffered a heart attack . . . and *died*!"
"Oh my God," said Monika, "what did you do?"
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Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 09 @ 00:05:00 CDT (1666 reads)
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