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Tread carefully
Insults Galore Three more things that you should never say to a woman during an argument:

** You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 08 @ 01:59:22 CDT (3105 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Larry, Larry and the Other Husband Larry
Adult Jokes Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Larry. One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, 'Let's name our Larry’s after a soft drink, because I'm tired of getting my Larry mixed up with your Larry, and her Larry mixed up with your Larry.'

The other two ladies agree.

The first lady speaks out, 'Okay then, I'm gonna name my Larry " 7 Up" because he has 7" and it's always up!'
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, December 28 @ 23:05:00 CST (2272 reads)
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What I Didn't Do Today
People Jokes One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around.

As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, July 31 @ 00:18:22 CDT (2017 reads)
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Last minute check
Heaven and Hell A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing through the "Big Book" to see if the guy is worthy of entering.

Saint Peter goes through the book several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did anything really good in your life, but you never did anything bad, either. If you can convince me of one REALLY good thing you think you did in your life, you're in."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, January 18 @ 23:13:38 CST (2020 reads)
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George Bush Meets Little Johhny
News/Politics George Bush is out jogging one morning, notices Little Johnny on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to Little Johnny and says, "What's in the box kid?"

Little Johnny says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, September 17 @ 01:48:59 CDT (14207 reads)
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Yo Mama So Fat....
Yo Mama... Unregistered Guest writes "Yo mama so fat...

she plays 9-ball with the planets!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, February 20 @ 23:05:00 CST (17067 reads)
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Agatha who?
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adlai!
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that!
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 18 @ 00:05:24 CDT (10708 reads)
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The Segway - Evolution in Mobility
Strange but True Have you seen the fawning over "The Segway"?

That's this scooter looking thing that investors have dumped $100 million into over the last decade. If you want one (to replace your "4000 pound car to haul around your 150 pound ass") you can get one for $3000.

Right now Uncle Sam is spending $8000 a copy to give them to the Post Office so THEY can tool along at a blistering 12 miles an hour.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, July 27 @ 00:05:00 CDT (14891 reads)
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Adult - Adults Only!: Women Have All The Luck
Adult Jokes Charlie and George were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Charlie said to George, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."

"What do you mean?" asked George.

"Well," replied Charlie, "I can barely remember the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, October 05 @ 00:05:00 CDT (2467 reads)
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On Route 22
People Jokes Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies--two in the front seat and three in the back - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, October 31 @ 23:05:00 CST (1923 reads)
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