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The Door Stopper
Posted on Monday, July 21 @ 01:05:00 CDT by JokeCrazy

Heaven and Hell Two church members were going door to door. They knocked on the door of a woman who clearly was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms she did not want to hear their message and then slammed the door
in their faces.

To her surprise, the door did not close. In fact, it bounced back open.

She tried again, really put her back into the job, and slammed the door again.

Same results. The door bounced back like it was made of Silly Putty.

Convinced one of these rude church members was sticking a foot in the door, she reared back to give the door a slam that would teach them a lesson.

Just then, one of the church members said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you might want to move your cat."


 
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