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Locked for a Reason
Posted on Sunday, January 11 @ 23:05:00 CST by JokeCrazy

Lawyer Jokes A defense attorney is cross-examining a police officer during trial...

ATTORNEY: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?

OFFICER: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several
blocks away.

ATTORNEY: Officer, who provided this description?

OFFICER: The officer who responded to the scene.

ATTORNEY: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?

OFFICER: Yes sir, with my life.

ATTORNEY: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a locker room in the police station-a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?

OFFICER: Yes sir, we do.

ATTORNEY: And do you have a locker in that room?

OFFICER: Yes sir, I do.

ATTORNEY: And do you have a lock on your locker?

OFFICER: Yes sir.

ATTORNEY: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW
OFFICERS WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those officers?

OFFICER: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room.


 
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