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Bed Time Pit Stop
Teacher/Student A young man visited his sister who was married to a farmer in a poor district of the country. Since there were limited
accommodations, he was required to sleep with his young nephew.

When the young man came into the bedroom, he saw the little boy kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed.

Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, July 25 @ 00:05:00 CDT (3178 reads)
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Marriage Limits
Teacher/Student A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen," the boy responded.

His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. "How do you know that?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 16 @ 00:32:02 CDT (2230 reads)
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Snow Class
Teacher/Student Snow had been falling for hours onto the university campus when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin snow plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, November 30 @ 23:05:00 CST (11976 reads)
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Note to GOD
Teacher/Student dwpaq writes "A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, May 09 @ 00:18:16 CDT (2126 reads)
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Human Parts
Teacher/Student A young boy asked his mother, "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?"

"Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied his mother.

The young boy answered, "The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the
ass off his secretary."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 08 @ 00:37:15 CDT (1843 reads)
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The Good Bad of it All
Teacher/Student A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue of a nude male.

"What is that?" asked the child pointing to the penis.

"Nothing, nothing at all, Cherie," replied the mother.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, May 03 @ 00:28:17 CDT (1835 reads)
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Biology Weigh in
Teacher/Student During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?"

A student replied, "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."

The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded, "Then why is it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than girls?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, August 05 @ 00:05:00 CDT (4312 reads)
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Bird of another Feather
Teacher/Student Little Johnny asked and received help from a librarian on how to use the card catalog. In a little while, he approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell "tequila."

"T-e-q-u-i-l-a," spelled the librarian, and Little Johnny thanked her and went back to his search.

A short time later he came to the desk, looking quite distraught. "I justcan't find it." he said.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, February 21 @ 23:59:14 CST (1711 reads)
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Real Teachers
Teacher/Student Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty lounges and have been seen grading in church.

Real teachers cheer when they hear April 1 does not fall on a school day.

Real teachers drive older cars owned by credit unions.

Real teachers clutch a pencil while thinking and make notes in the margins of books.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, February 18 @ 23:38:01 CST (1969 reads)
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Little Johnny
Teacher/Student A teacher asks her class, 'if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 07 @ 22:50:45 CDT (1745 reads)
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