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Blondes and Back Seats
Blonde Jokes A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her "Do you want to go in the back seat?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 14 @ 00:41:12 CDT (1897 reads)
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Genuine alligator shoes...
Blonde Jokes A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 00:11:45 CDT (2735 reads)
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Lights Out
Blonde Jokes Two factory workers were talking.... a guy and a blonde.... "I think I'll take some time off from work." said the man.

"How do you think you'll do that?" said the blonde.

He proceeded to show her by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, February 23 @ 23:05:00 CST (53204 reads)
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Unlucky at Lotto
Blonde Jokes A blonde named Babbette finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 20 @ 00:41:17 CDT (1796 reads)
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Close Brush with blonde
Blonde Jokes A man requested a blonde painter to paint him in the nude.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 15 @ 18:07:38 CDT (2273 reads)
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The Blonde handyman
Blonde Jokes A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 09 @ 00:27:37 CDT (1813 reads)
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Road Rage
Blonde Jokes A blonde woman who had been unemployed for several months finally got a job with Public Works. This was a little old town, so her job was to paint lines down the center of a rural road using a paint brush. The Supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set minimum of 2 miles per day of lines. The blonde agrees and starts right away. The Supervisor checked at the end of day one and found that the blonde had completed 4 miles, double the required average.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 19 @ 02:33:06 CDT (3076 reads)
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Blonde: You've Got Mail
Blonde Jokes A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, January 31 @ 23:05:00 CST (17478 reads)
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Round Room confusion
Blonde Jokes Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 18:18:06 CDT (2014 reads)
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Sorry, we don't sell to blondes
Blonde Jokes A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 04:19:20 CDT (1754 reads)
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