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Joke Crazy: Blonde Jokes

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Eye Doctor Cure
Blonde Jokes The blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The Doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.

The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.

As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 30 @ 00:05:00 CDT (13559 reads)
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The Blonde handyman
Blonde Jokes A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 09 @ 00:27:37 CDT (1786 reads)
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Car wash
Blonde Jokes Mary and Lucy were in the parking lot after the big fireworks show and 4th of July celebrations, trying to unlock the door of Mary's car with a coat hanger because they had accidentally left the keys in the car.

"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Mary complained to Lucy, trying desperately to maneuver the coat hanger.

"Well, I wish you would hurry up," Lucy replied. "It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 05 @ 23:05:00 CST (23120 reads)
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Close Brush with blonde
Blonde Jokes A man requested a blonde painter to paint him in the nude.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 15 @ 18:07:38 CDT (2240 reads)
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Blonde Intelligence
Blonde Jokes zellth writes "What do you get when you mix the intelligence of 12 blondes?

4 brunettes and 6 red heads"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 13 @ 23:05:00 CST (4375 reads)
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Blonde Trackers
Blonde Jokes Unregistered Guest writes "Two blondes were walking in the woods and they came apon some tracks.

The 1st blonde said look at those deer tracks.

The 2nd blonde said those aren't deer tracks, they are rabbit tracks.

The 1st blonde said no no they are deer tracks."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, April 01 @ 23:12:06 CST (4873 reads)
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Hammer Time
Blonde Jokes Two blonde builders were working on a house.

One blonde was on a ladder nailing.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 19 @ 02:33:06 CDT (3336 reads)
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Sack Me If You've Heard This One
Blonde Jokes Three women escape from prison. One is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 16 @ 14:19:00 CST (3323 reads)
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A blonde wanted to sell her car...
Blonde Jokes A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.

"235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 07 @ 00:37:14 CDT (1656 reads)
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Blondes and Corn Flakes
Blonde Jokes Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, June 30 @ 00:47:01 CDT (2012 reads)
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