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Bimbo on the move
Blonde Jokes Bimbo: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, November 13 @ 00:40:17 CST (3021 reads)
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Car wash
Blonde Jokes Mary and Lucy were in the parking lot after the big fireworks show and 4th of July celebrations, trying to unlock the door of Mary's car with a coat hanger because they had accidentally left the keys in the car.

"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Mary complained to Lucy, trying desperately to maneuver the coat hanger.

"Well, I wish you would hurry up," Lucy replied. "It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, January 05 @ 23:05:00 CST (23073 reads)
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Blondes and Back Seats
Blonde Jokes A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her "Do you want to go in the back seat?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 14 @ 00:41:12 CDT (1862 reads)
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Blonde: You've Got Mail
Blonde Jokes A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, January 31 @ 23:05:00 CST (17365 reads)
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Round Room confusion
Blonde Jokes Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 18:18:06 CDT (1976 reads)
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Blondes in B.E.D
Blonde Jokes The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid
bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged.

So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed, and
set up the Blonde Education Department.

The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 08 @ 00:15:49 CST (7579 reads)
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Lights Out
Blonde Jokes Two factory workers were talking.... a guy and a blonde.... "I think I'll take some time off from work." said the man.

"How do you think you'll do that?" said the blonde.

He proceeded to show her by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, February 23 @ 23:05:00 CST (53083 reads)
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Blonde - Brunette
Blonde Jokes Q] What's Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette.

A] A Blonde doing cart wheels.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, March 21 @ 21:17:56 CST (4333 reads)
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Hammer Time
Blonde Jokes Two blonde builders were working on a house.

One blonde was on a ladder nailing.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 19 @ 02:33:06 CDT (3208 reads)
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Help is on the way
Blonde Jokes Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount
Everest.

Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, May 20 @ 00:05:00 CDT (11570 reads)
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