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Road Warrior
Blonde Jokes A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.

"Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, July 29 @ 00:05:00 CDT (13532 reads)
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Blonde Jokes Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

A: A Frosted Flake.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 07 @ 10:26:13 CDT (6033 reads)
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Just checking
Blonde Jokes Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, " do ya see any cops following us?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, April 10 @ 01:18:37 CDT (1980 reads)
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Celebrity Quotes
Blonde Jokes I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -- Dolly Parton

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. -- Roseanne
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 18 @ 17:18:03 CDT (2940 reads)
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Blonde: Winter Blonde
Blonde Jokes As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 29 @ 23:05:00 CST (73518 reads)
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Sack Me If You've Heard This One
Blonde Jokes Three women escape from prison. One is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, December 16 @ 14:19:00 CST (3337 reads)
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Sorry, we don't sell to blondes
Blonde Jokes A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, April 06 @ 04:19:20 CDT (1716 reads)
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Lights Out
Blonde Jokes Two factory workers were talking.... a guy and a blonde.... "I think I'll take some time off from work." said the man.

"How do you think you'll do that?" said the blonde.

He proceeded to show her by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, February 23 @ 23:05:00 CST (53153 reads)
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Blonde: You've Got Mail
Blonde Jokes A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, January 31 @ 23:05:00 CST (17416 reads)
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Genuine alligator shoes...
Blonde Jokes A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 00:11:45 CDT (2605 reads)
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