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Blonde Jokes A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 01:11:45 CDT (1896 reads)
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These roads were made for painting
Blonde Jokes A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all tried out for the same job as road stripers. The boss told them they would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the job.

At the end of the first day the red head had painted 3 miles the brunette had painted 2.5 miles and the blonde had painted 10 miles. The boss was so excited he told her to keep it up and the job was hers.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, October 04 @ 01:52:35 CDT (2956 reads)
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A blonde goes into a library
Blonde Jokes A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor."

The librarian replies, "This is a library."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, August 22 @ 01:53:25 CDT (3299 reads)
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Blonde Jokes I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -- Dolly Parton

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. -- Roseanne
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, August 18 @ 18:18:03 CDT (2944 reads)
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Blondes in B.E.D
Blonde Jokes The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid
bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged.

So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed, and
set up the Blonde Education Department.

The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, March 08 @ 01:15:49 CST (7616 reads)
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A guest at a blonde gathering
Blonde Jokes A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, July 23 @ 01:16:56 CDT (1665 reads)
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Genuine alligator shoes...
Blonde Jokes A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 08 @ 01:11:45 CDT (2627 reads)
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Head and Shoulders
Blonde Jokes The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."

Her friend says, "You should give him Head and Shoulders."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, February 07 @ 01:00:07 CST (3441 reads)
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A blonde wanted to sell her car...
Blonde Jokes A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.

"235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 07 @ 01:37:14 CDT (1676 reads)
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Blonde: You've Got Mail
Blonde Jokes A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, February 01 @ 00:05:00 CST (17427 reads)
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