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A Really Cold One
Gross Jokes Definition of Necrophillia:

That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 02 @ 23:05:00 CST (12356 reads)
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Painter Comparisons
Gross Jokes Tiggs writes "Q] What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

A]They both used their brains to paint the ceiling."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, December 12 @ 23:05:00 CST (11539 reads)
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What is that perfume you are wearing?
Gross Jokes Smoooooches writes "An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City appartment building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!" "
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 30 @ 23:05:00 CST (13234 reads)
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An American Women...
Gross Jokes Following a tragic shipwreck in the Mediterranean, the body of an attractive young woman was washed up on the beach near St. Tropez.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, July 26 @ 00:05:59 CDT (4032 reads)
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Little Johnny Gives to the Sick
Gross Jokes Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt nauseous. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"

She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you."

So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face.

"Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"

"I didn't have to go that far, mom.

Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK.''
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 07 @ 00:37:14 CDT (3278 reads)
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Things were tougher then
Gross Jokes There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother.

"Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job."

"Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 13 @ 05:46:29 CDT (12598 reads)
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Give back my glove!!
Gross Jokes I did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash her with a knife. I did not bonk her on the head. I did not know that she was dead.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 11 @ 00:48:14 CDT (3310 reads)
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Bitch Literal
Gross Jokes Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. They decide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women ask.

The next weekend, they are in the same bar.

The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was so great! I was sitting on the couch watching TV and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't you burn the whole house down? That place is still smoldering."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 21 @ 00:05:18 CDT (8190 reads)
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Finger linking good.
Gross Jokes As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 14 @ 00:20:32 CDT (3964 reads)
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Beer anyone?
Gross Jokes Q. How do you get your husband interested in oral sex?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 12 @ 00:06:52 CDT (4230 reads)
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