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The Fishing Groom
Gross Jokes A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car. As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, May 19 @ 09:30:15 CDT (3559 reads)
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Gus the Pus Sucker
Gross Jokes A woman walks into a doctor's surgery with a huge boil on her arse.

The doctor squeezes it, pushes it, and then looks at the hard white pus core.

He says, 'This is too big a job for me.'
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, November 20 @ 23:05:00 CST (16310 reads)
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Painter Comparisons
Gross Jokes Tiggs writes "Q] What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

A]They both used their brains to paint the ceiling."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, December 12 @ 23:05:00 CST (11496 reads)
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What is that perfume you are wearing?
Gross Jokes Smoooooches writes "An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City appartment building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!" "
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, January 30 @ 23:05:00 CST (13191 reads)
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Dead Stiff
Gross Jokes Three nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.

The first nurse sees it, and says, "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it.

The second nurse says, "aye, so am I, shame to let it go to waste", and she does the same.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 08 @ 23:05:00 CST (17646 reads)
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Beer anyone?
Gross Jokes Q. How do you get your husband interested in oral sex?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 12 @ 00:06:52 CDT (4210 reads)
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An American Women...
Gross Jokes Following a tragic shipwreck in the Mediterranean, the body of an attractive young woman was washed up on the beach near St. Tropez.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, July 26 @ 00:05:59 CDT (3999 reads)
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For Those Cheating Thoughts
Gross Jokes A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi a few months ago. So she sends him this care package.

He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favourite TV shows.

He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Tuesday, January 28 @ 23:05:00 CST (12942 reads)
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Things were tougher then
Gross Jokes There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother.

"Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job."

"Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!"
Posted by JokeCrazy on Monday, May 13 @ 05:46:29 CDT (12554 reads)
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Never Challenge Worse
Gross Jokes What's worse than eating your grandmothers pussy?

Banging your head on the lid of the coffin.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 25 @ 00:05:00 CDT (11705 reads)
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