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What is that perfume you are wearing?
Gross Jokes Smoooooches writes "An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City appartment building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!" "
Posted by JokeCrazy on Friday, January 31 @ 00:05:00 CST (13176 reads)
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The Fishing Groom
Gross Jokes A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car. As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, May 19 @ 10:30:15 CDT (3554 reads)
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Little Johnny Gives to the Sick
Gross Jokes Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt nauseous. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"

She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you."

So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face.

"Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"

"I didn't have to go that far, mom.

Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK.''
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 07 @ 01:37:14 CDT (3246 reads)
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Never Challenge Worse
Gross Jokes What's worse than eating your grandmothers pussy?

Banging your head on the lid of the coffin.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, June 25 @ 01:05:00 CDT (11689 reads)
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Finger linking good.
Gross Jokes As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Saturday, April 14 @ 01:20:32 CDT (3943 reads)
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Tasters Choice
Gross Jokes A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.

As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's feet.

"What's this, "she asked.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, May 19 @ 01:44:37 CDT (12432 reads)
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For Those Cheating Thoughts
Gross Jokes A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi a few months ago. So she sends him this care package.

He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favourite TV shows.

He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, January 29 @ 00:05:00 CST (12927 reads)
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Kentucky hotel
Gross Jokes How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
Posted by JokeCrazy on Thursday, April 12 @ 01:06:52 CDT (3968 reads)
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Give back my glove!!
Gross Jokes I did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash her with a knife. I did not bonk her on the head. I did not know that she was dead.
Posted by JokeCrazy on Wednesday, April 11 @ 01:48:14 CDT (3292 reads)
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Bitch Literal
Gross Jokes Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. They decide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women ask.

The next weekend, they are in the same bar.

The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was so great! I was sitting on the couch watching TV and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't you burn the whole house down? That place is still smoldering."
Posted by JokeCrazy on Sunday, April 21 @ 01:05:18 CDT (8159 reads)
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